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alternative to Quake 2 Starter? (1 comment)
Posted by azxx @ 04:40 CST, 11 February 2026 - iMsg
Quake 2 Starter ( http://q2s.tastyspleen.net/ ) was to Q2 what nQuake is to Q1/QW. But I tried it recently and it seems broken? Something in the package to do with the source port it seems? Is there a manual fix or alternative? These kinds of community installers are really good for getting new players up and running, and also good for a quick setup on a temporary computer.
Edited by azxx at 04:40 CST, 11 February 2026 - 125 Hits
It could have been great. But now it just is (dead). (7 comments)
Posted by crea* @ 20:52 CST, 5 February 2026 - iMsg
Man. Why vedic? Or Brendan or whatever. Why Brendan?

Why did you work on this site for months, almost revived it, then deleted it all in a, what I can only describe as, the most retarded hissy fit I have EVER witnessed on the internet?

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

I wrote the guy an angry farewell letter (actually it was just a reply), but then deleted it the next day or so because of .... you know this feeling when you really CARE, but get the impression noone else really cares and will shit on you for caring? Yes, that.

So yes, I was addicted to Q3a and ESR as it was cool. And a too long time after admittedly. I was almost the last person who contributed to leave (some crazy people stayed with dead Q3a, I will not count them, or speak loudly about them...). This was my all. I lost girlfriends over Quake and ESR (yes really). I admired Sujoy the whole way, up until when he abandoned us. I loved all about this site: the freedom, the toxic flaming, all of it.

But now it's gone and I miss it so much I am angry about Brandan, for giving me hope and swiping it away under my feed just as I was getting comfortable again (well, lurking mostly, but still).

Brendan, would you axplain yourself? Or am I retarded and missed the explanation?

And while we're at it, why not recover the working parts of your edits, Brandan? You probably are a competent coder, it basically couldn't be worse as to what it is now. ?
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best grenade/plasma combo? (2 comments)
Posted by somebodyshootme @ 19:59 CST, 2 February 2026 - iMsg
i think its this one(timecode)
https://youtu.be/plzRdPEWcPQ?si=PJAV4FI1UJgppZrq&t=394

edit: tried embed but timecode wont work ●_\\
Edited by somebodyshootme at 01:04 CST, 3 February 2026 - 140 Hits
Quake Live Duel Tournament | April 2-5, 2026 | Switzerland (No comments)
Posted by pflued-air @ 14:31 CST, 21 January 2026 - iMsg
Hi!

We are hosting our 2nd Quake Live LAN tournament on April 2-5, 2026.
Please feel yourself invited!

Double elimination, Bo3 format, 150 CHF prize pool (Steam cards + medals).
Tournament details: https://le-lan.ch/le-tournament_pages/ql.html

We are located in ZH Switzerland: https://le-lan.ch/?#location
People attending will be ~50

You can register here: https://le-lan.ch/?#signup

Further questions reach out to us in our discord server: https://discord.gg/cnAUtN4Kug

Regards
le-lan.ch
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Quake Brutalist Jam III (5 comments)
Posted by gSTRUCTOR @ 18:51 CST, 16 January 2026 - iMsg
Give this one a look, some levels are truly sick.

https://www.slipseer.com/index.php?resources/...m-iii.549/
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CArNaG3 Cup #1 - South Africa (No comments)
Posted by MarzenGold @ 06:46 CST, 16 January 2026 - iMsg
Sunday 18th of January the South African QL community will host the CArNaG3 Cup, online duel tournament. Players will compete for a R7000 prize pool.

Group stages will kick of in the morning at 10:00 SAST (GMT+2:00) followed by double elimination bracket ending with the grand finals at 20:00 SAST (GMT+2:00).




Stream Details:
ytube @M3atY
twitch m3aty_quake
twitch Alkerspaz

Brackets, schedule, and tournament information:
Golive/Challonge
Edited by MarzenGold at 01:11 CST, 18 January 2026 - 348 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 13:08 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By B2L - Windows Colors vorpal 
totally dense for sure
<< Comment #2 @ 13:09 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #1
i like you BIGPOPPAPUMP
<< Comment #3 @ 13:09 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By B2L - Windows Colors vorpal  - Reply to #2
thx bro
<< Comment #23 @ 20:25 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset 26671  - Reply to #2
Edited by advent™ at 20:25 CDT, 22 April 2009
<< Comment #4 @ 13:10 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Netherlands Vo0 
He's not really bright indeed.
<< Comment #13 @ 14:31 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By US-California per1klez  - Reply to #4
Voo replying to the biggest troll thread on the biggest troll site.
Real Class Mr. Professional.

ps-you suck at q3.
<< Comment #25 @ 21:03 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Netherlands Vo0  - Reply to #13
Don't talk to me, boy.
<< Comment #29 @ 01:18 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
By ql loveless  - Reply to #25
can i talk to you?
im nice, and i have ice cream :D
<< Comment #46 @ 09:26 CDT, 29 April 2009 >>
By Protossicon Adel  - Reply to #29
Can i have vodka in my ice cream ? :)

Here's e$5
<< Comment #47 @ 11:10 CDT, 29 April 2009 >>
By ql loveless  - Reply to #46
$_$
<< Comment #54 @ 09:25 CDT, 13 May 2009 >>
By CPMA_text nekon  - Reply to #25
<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)
<< Comment #31 @ 05:38 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
By Finland Vajra  - Reply to #13
I really want to see some per1klez ownage, cute little 1 in there though.

p.s Why do you have a Swedish flag in there, are you one of those pathetic Americans who goes around monging how their great-grandparents came from country x or y a hundred years ago?
<< Comment #38 @ 15:19 CDT, 26 April 2009 >>
By Unset xfoo  - Reply to #13
your right once players reach a certain skill level they should no longer participate in the community.
<< Comment #5 @ 13:13 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset Aaron 
updated, I didn't think single choice was fair

french and dense.
<< Comment #7 @ 13:17 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Booger Ignignokt  - Reply to #5
In the future run all major decisions by me first. I'm still gutted you moved out of your parents' house without my approval.
Edited by Ignignokt at 13:18 CDT, 22 April 2009
<< Comment #10 @ 13:21 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #7
Don't worry the religious nuts are kicking him out
<< Comment #11 @ 13:24 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Booger Ignignokt  - Reply to #10
hah nice

Well I thought he would get stoned by them rather than just kicked out. Aaron breaks that covet your neighbours wife commandment an awful lot.
<< Comment #12 @ 13:26 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #11
He covets all neighbours wives :(((
<< Comment #57 @ 06:04 CDT, 5 August 2009 >>
By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #10
:<
<< Comment #6 @ 13:15 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Netherlands Vo0 
He's too DENSE to be a troll.
<< Comment #26 @ 22:34 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Finland randomness666  - Reply to #6
too troll to be dense.

fixed.
<< Comment #28 @ 23:58 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Sweden oreozz  - Reply to #6
play quakelive now that you are a CALIFORNIAN .............
<< Comment #8 @ 13:18 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
This is an offense to all French Canadians.
Gillz is not french, he lives in the dirty province just next to us.

Btw what's dense ?
<< Comment #9 @ 13:20 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #8
dense = incredibly fucking stupid
<< Comment #14 @ 15:03 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Italy exp!  - Reply to #9
he's canadian too lol
<< Comment #24 @ 20:42 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Canada andysak  - Reply to #8
TABERNAK QUEBECOIS AEEUAUEUAUEUEU :D:DD::DD:D:DD:D
<< Comment #45 @ 17:14 CDT, 28 April 2009 >>
By 005 poindexter  - Reply to #24
the hell?
<< Comment #15 @ 15:06 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By United States of America erok 
If he actually is a troll I'd be damn impressed
<< Comment #21 @ 20:24 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset 26671  - Reply to #15
Having met him before, he's not.
<< Comment #32 @ 06:17 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
By Lithuania son1dow  - Reply to #15
this.
<< Comment #16 @ 15:22 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Mongolia led 
I think its only fair to make a poll about you afterwards. :)
<< Comment #17 @ 15:28 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset Aaron  - Reply to #16
been plenty with me in kthx
<< Comment #20 @ 17:27 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By clawo ini  - Reply to #17
I'm surprised nobody ever put me in one :(
<< Comment #34 @ 09:40 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
By Sweden dubcat  - Reply to #20
I'd put one in you
<< Comment #37 @ 14:36 CDT, 26 April 2009 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi dansen  - Reply to #34
a pole?
<< Comment #42 @ 15:35 CDT, 27 April 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #37
a dirty pole?
<< Comment #19 @ 16:07 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
Who the hell is gillz and why should we care about him?
<< Comment #18 @ 15:34 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
lmao
<< Comment #22 @ 20:24 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
By Unset 26671 
I voted that he's a totally dense, French troll. Nothing against him, just for kicks.
<< Comment #27 @ 23:33 CDT, 22 April 2009 >>
I think it's a little bit of both column B and column C.
<< Comment #30 @ 01:44 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
the french in france seem pretty nice to me though.
babes are cute.
<< Comment #33 @ 06:24 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #30
O.o
<< Comment #41 @ 14:06 CDT, 27 April 2009 >>
By claw0 pizz  - Reply to #30
$
<< Comment #35 @ 11:16 CDT, 23 April 2009 >>
By clawb rolf 
You're only a troll if you're outsmarting someone in a humorous way.
<< Comment #36 @ 20:54 CDT, 24 April 2009 >>
By Canada andysak 
Best poll in the history of this website.
<< Comment #39 @ 21:51 CDT, 26 April 2009 >>
By random nineX  - Reply to #36
Best or bestest?
<< Comment #40 @ 00:15 CDT, 27 April 2009 >>
By CPM Biohaz (Blue) Lsv  - Reply to #39
bestest.
<< Comment #43 @ 21:51 CDT, 27 April 2009 >>
By Uruguay gSTRUCTOR 
.
Edited by gSTRUCTOR at 21:52 CDT, 27 April 2009
<< Comment #44 @ 16:02 CDT, 28 April 2009 >>
By Czech Republic [TA]STiNGS  - Reply to #43
hello fwiend
<< Comment #52 @ 06:36 CDT, 3 May 2009 >>
By hemostick's grenade hemostick  - Reply to #44
I'm not your friend, buddy!
<< Comment #55 @ 13:56 CDT, 13 May 2009 >>
By United States of America Creag  - Reply to #52
I'm not your buddy, guy!
<< Comment #48 @ 20:18 CDT, 30 April 2009 >>
By LOLBARN endi 
care
<< Comment #49 @ 21:39 CDT, 30 April 2009 >>
By Canada meat man 
Gillz is my internet boyfriend.
<< Comment #50 @ 15:53 CDT, 1 May 2009 >>
By 004 Khorney 
Who?
<< Comment #51 @ 05:52 CDT, 3 May 2009 >>
Don't worry, hetero's... if a girl accuses you of stalking, you can make her a fool by informing her of the simple fact actual stalking implies malicious intent. You can furthermore encourage her to enroll in law-school, or at least, read the dictionary, by threatening a slander (law)suit.

In the United States, we live by free speech, which means, we push speech to its limits, and hopefully break those limits, until there are no limits left.
<< Comment #53 @ 21:31 CDT, 3 May 2009 >>
By Aussie grimstar Tree_ 
Deff French.
<< Comment #56 @ 10:17 CDT, 8 July 2009 >>
By ezQuake f0cus 
I love that Gillz voted "totally dense".

:D
<< Comment #58 @ 19:34 CDT, 19 October 2009 >>
By cpm_biohaz_2 stunt.us 
hmm pretty cool guy is my vote.
<< Comment #59 @ 16:52 CDT, 28 October 2009 >>
By clawo Liam  - Reply to #58
i think gillz is a pretty cool guy. eh is french and doesn't troll anyone.

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