First of all, if you didn't read the whole guide, then you are not a <<complete idiot>>. That's a plus.
Lunatix is formal, he mentions so many times "Disclaimer" in his threads. That's for a reason I guess.
I guess, if you follow directions of that guide you'll end up looking like that:
http://www.esreality.com/files/images/2005/29987-DSC00753esr.jpg
<<About me: I'm a heterosexual male. I'm not a metrosexual, pretty boy, or in any other kind of group, so don't label me, don't categorize me, I'm just me.>>
How does that sound to you? For me it sounds gay.
<<Though I'm a guy, and I only care about females, the intention here is to attract females, but non the less, it will also attract other people, wether they be straight or gay males>>
Damn, that's why he needed the disclaimer!
<<*******All females are bisexual*********
If you're trying to prove me wrong you're wasting your time>>
I believe you, but not because you're right.
<<Reading your comments just fills me with laughter. You're still sitting here talking about forums. LMAO, greater things as in actual life related interactions, not sitting your ass on the computer all day. ROFL, I'm sure it did not once cross your mind that I was talking about something other than some forum shit. Truly sad. I give you my best. Maybe one day you will see the light.>>
My question to you: What are you doing on this forum? Why are you sitting your ass on the computer?
<<*********DISCLAIMER: THE PREVIOUS TEXT IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO GET LAID, HOW TO GET A GIRL, OR HOW TO GET ANYTHING OTHER THAN HAVING PEOPLE BE MORE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU>>
I am waiting for the next guide "How to have sex 4 the complete idiot"
Final words: I think Lunatix has low GPA, that's why he cares so much about his attraction.