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kgb can see through the ground.. (196 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 19:16 CST, 26 February 2009 - iMsg
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CI9FL8A7

This is just a tiny sample of sketchy crap from kgb.. There is a ton more but I haven't had time to put together a full compilation of really questionable moments in the games.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=00ZEGXCM

Here is the tracking thing in real time without shownormals. Que tal?

Here is that other clip of mg lock, in real time:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QJDZWZ8O

My request to the q3 community.. find a single instance of any great player, from toxic to fatal1ty to strenx, of someone who does that. Ever.
Edited by clan519 at 22:44 CST, 26 February 2009 - 88213 Hits
KGB and the magical aim fairy (127 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 23:53 CST, 24 February 2009 - iMsg



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Rating: 1.7 (25 votes)
Dead center cursor lock irrefutable same shit cue fanboiz "accidental jesus aim" whatevz.
Edited by xou at 12:32 CST, 25 February 2009 - 34403 Hits
DFM - KGB -vs- EG|chance (99 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 00:08 CST, 22 February 2009 - iMsg


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Rating: 3.1 (7 votes)
Gametype: Trick
Map: pro-q3dm6 - Campgrounds
Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: mvd
Version info: cpma 1.44
How to play back Q3 demos

>> 68644-kgb2.dm_68 <<
(1989KB, 593 DLs)

2:40-2:45 - watch the crosshair close track the model around the corner

6:10 - locking hard here several times - after chance picks up ra he gets the full on crotch lock for a split second.. then as he comes up the stairs he gets another solid lock in the face.

8:22 - jumps thru doorway and finds an instant perfect bead

8:27 - drops down and gets a center model lock, way too sticky

11:40 - chance drops down from ra and if you timescale 0.2 you can see the same dead center pixel lock on the crotch again

14:05 - sticky crosshair again.. way too sticky to track someone at distance like that precisely

that's 6 times and i just put the most obvious ones up.

8:22 and 8:27 are so blatant its not even funny.. lg locks onto the model and erases all health in like 0.1 seconds

11:40 he erases like 140h in 0.2 seconds while going up a bouncepad and falling away, on a person who is strafing at him long distance...
Edited by clan519 at 17:50 CST, 23 February 2009 - 21219 Hits
Here's a movie of kgb not cheating! (232 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 20:57 CST, 21 February 2009 - iMsg
Look how he aims for the penis, the most vulnerable part of the Q3 model. Excellent aim for a legit and totally not cheating dude who would never cheat online, for shame you even accuse him of that.

Edit: For those who can't wait http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZI562Y92

Edit again: real time fury of the mg...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QJDZWZ8O

Edit: Napalm3d aiming in a virtual clone of the same manner

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTXMB4GQ

Again, it's not proof of anything, how could it be? How could two people from the same clan both aiming in a manner virtually identical to a bot be proof of anything? I'm sorry to have wasted your time. The perfect counter argument is "automatic mouse drift".

Edit: oh, and apparently, in order to prove that other players don't sometimes aim like this i have to post videos of every good player not aiming like this, or aiming like this i'm not sure. anyway i'll get right on posting a small clip of every game ever played by toxic/fox/prozac/strenx/cooller/cypher/etc.
Edited by clan519 at 20:21 CST, 27 February 2009 - 95740 Hits
To be an indie doc filmmaker.. (3 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 16:00 CST, 10 December 2008 - iMsg
You have to live this life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTRLP0hsCYo

I was thinking about doing an indie doc on Quake and the Q3 community but I don't know if I have the stones to go out there and be on the road trying to get footage from people, living hand to mouth etc.

http://digg.com/arts_culture/So_you_want_to_b...his_first#
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"Whoops" (14 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 14:16 CST, 20 November 2008 - iMsg
One of my favorite things you can say to me after I beat you in a round of Clan Arena is "whoops." As if, somehow, you only hadn't made that elementary mistake of eating a double mid-air rocket, that round would have gone completely differently. RA3 players in the Qlive beta seem afflicted with an inability to admit when they are bested, often with hilarious results. The resulting RA3GE, as I like to call it, is often unintentionally some of the most hilarious stuff you will ever read.

One recent tragicomic case involved a player who would refer to everyone on the server as "meat", spewing such classic one liners as "THERES A LOT OF MEAT ON HERE TODAY LOL" and "Take it easy, meat!" Only when it became painfully apparent that the player in question was in fact "meat" to the two players who had just joined the server, did the story change. "I can't aim today, lol" and "My team sucks lol" were the excuses that rang out after every soul crushing defeat at the hands of actual good players.

So yes, "whoops" is right, as in "whoops I'm a fucking newbie who isn't even close to as good as I thought I was" or, "whoops, I got raped the fuck up, again" or, "whoops, I can't help but be destroyed by you every round". Then yes, whoops.

Whoops.
Edited by clan519 at 14:25 CST, 20 November 2008 - 4161 Hits
CZM and 519 part ways (161 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 16:28 CDT, 26 August 2008 - iMsg
Paul "The Dream is over for my teammates" "Crazy Man" Nelson has amicably agreed with the organization of 519 that the two have no future together.

After bearing the brunt of a stunning series of upsets at the ESWC finals czm, a mathematics major from PRINCETON UNIVERSITY, an Ivy League school, somehow mustered the strength to soundly destroy EG.chance, his teammate, in a stunning comeback series of utmost skill and precision railing, THUS KNOCKING HIS TEAMMATE OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT FOR NO GOD DAMN APPARENT REASON. ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS DROP ONE MAP AND CHANCE WOULD GO
THROUGH.


After 10 minutes of solid powerhouse aiming and movement on pro-q3tourney4, czm proudly announced "QED", which some may know is the mathematical equivalent of saying "Suck it, bitch".

519 frowns on such showboating in tournaments, and clan leader and internet icon DjWheat was heard to declaim "Is he fucking RETARDED?" because, well, it was worse than when Gator pummeled bitchslayer to cost 519 a win over czm's former team, clan Kapitol.

QED indeed czm, QED indeed.
That is, you just handed in a 20,000 page proof of why you are a gigantic douchebag. Then yes, QED.

Note: edited for those who don't understand subtlety.
Edited by clan519 at 19:18 CDT, 26 August 2008 - 54202 Hits
Pre-ESWC Interview with DKT519 (19 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 23:33 CDT, 3 July 2008 - iMsg
I sat down with (chatted up on IRC) the legendary Brian "DKT519" Flander of former UT and CS fame, and asked a few key questions about the chances of the American hopefuls at ESWC Masters and what his thoughts were on the preparation of the US players vs the Euros. Please read on for your All-American vantage point on this weekends action.

clan519: Hi Brian and thanks for your time tonight. Lets jump right into the heart of the matter and get your opinions on the US players heading into Masters.. How do you think the Americans will fare at ESWC, and why?

Destrukt: I think rapha and zero4 both have a very decent shot to win the entire event. They both have extremely smart play styles and they can adjust to any other playstyle on the fly. Chance is more aggressive and will take more risks, but if he hits his shots, he is extremely hard to beat.

clan519: What about czm?


p.s. ESR readers, thank you for not plussing me like it's going out of style. Let's keep this ESWC buzz real. Really.
Edited by MaJunior at 16:11 CDT, 30 July 2008 - 11529 Hits
test (No comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 14:16 CDT, 28 June 2008 - iMsg
test poast
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Bitchslayer519 vs. Nex, HKA (39 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 11:05 CDT, 29 May 2007 - iMsg
Ahh, memories. Babbages CPL in 2000 was an exciting time for Quake 3; who can forget the rise of ZeRo4, the fall of fatal1ty, and the hilarious call-out of HKA and Nex by Bitchslayer519?

Take a trip down memory lame with me as we witness what happens when you put a camera in someone's face and then try and tell them not to hit anybody. Or at least, what happens when the person in question is from that clan we all know and love as 519

Discuss...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6o3I8ublas
Edited by clan519 at 11:43 CDT, 29 May 2007 - 9505 Hits
Nerdcore Rising Teaser Hits the Tubes (3 comments)
Posted by clan519 @ 13:15 CST, 8 January 2007 - iMsg
Did you know that right now, or potentially right now, someone you know and love could be rapping about what its like to be white and video game addicted? There's a buzz over the tubes right now about Nerdcore Rising, a documentary that follows the moves of some of today's hottest Nerdcore Hip-Hop pioneers, like MC Frontalot and MC Hawking. In light of the success of some of the 8-bit rap tunes that djwheat spun on Epileptic Gaming, I thought I'd throw this out there:

Nerdcore Rising Teaser Trailer
Edited by TosspoT at 14:15 CST, 8 January 2007 - 1791 Hits
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