Well, this is my QL movie, I was unable to finish it due to my pc crashing and me having to reformat my pc, and in doing so losing everything included clips, demos, etc.

so instead of letting everything go to waste, I'm just gonna "release" this, a test I made awhile back. Remember, it wasn't finished, so you may see some weird stuff, but just ignore that.

I'm gonna make a new one, without vertexlightning this time;)

Hope you enjoy it, eventhough it's not finished.


movie

Prank call from howard stern, using an old-porn stars voice.
very amusing. Thought I was gonna die the first time I heard it.

http://www.torrentbytes.net/redir.php?url=htt...e.mp3.html

Gametype: Duel
Map: Galang
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: plaZma
Version info: Q4Max .72
How to play back Q4 demos


vs louie in lowerbracket in pca cup, double overtime

Gametype: Duel
Map: The Lost Fleet
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: plaZma
Version info: Q4Max .72
How to play back Q4 demos


vs dukki in the lowerbracket in PCA cup.
Fleet demo only, didn't include the others because my aim was off.

http://www.yikers.com/video_chuck_norris_read...jokes.html

Gametype: Duel
Map: Monsoon
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: plaZma
Version info: Q4max .72
How to play back Q4 demos


vs fooKi in upperbracket 3rd round in PCA cup.

Gametype: Duel
Map: Monsoon
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: plaZma
Version info: QMax .72
How to play back Q4 demos


plaZma vs dukki in paycheckarena cup.

I just felt like posting this here :-]

(Wait for attachment to be accepted.)

... And when I say back, I mean a proper release, which could be used in proper tournaments!

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy f***s.
11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl
isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if
you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman
by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to
remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's
trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly
on his hip.

What have you learned?

Yay, so christmas is coming up, and people are starting to go nuts
putting up all sorta crazy ass christmas lights and whatnot.

So, I decided to set up something extraordinary this year!

http://www.break.com/articles/houselights.html Check it out!

okay, okay, from jokes to rice, that's probably the most insane shit I have ever seen, how long must that shit have taken, jeez, if its even real.

Friggin' americanos, that's all I say, they are the only ones, ONLY ONES.
that would go crazy and do some shit like that, nevertheless, it's really cool.

and I'm sure the guy/guys were happy with the result ;P

Now you will recieve us!
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry!
We do not want your tired and sick!
It is your corrupt we claim!
It is your evil that will be sought by us!
With every breath, we shall hunt them down!
Each day, we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies!
Do not kill! Do not rape! Do not steal! These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace!
These are not polite suggestions! These are cores of behavior! And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost!
There are varying degrees of evil! We urge you lesser forms of filth. Not to push the bounds and cross over...into true corruption. Into our domain!
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it!
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shephards we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

--

I've seen the movie 5-6 times, it still never gets old.
And the speach in the end.... still gives me the chills!

Since I really dislike ASE since it sometimes show wrong ping, and there are some other minor stuff I don't like about it.

Aye, so today I came across this server-program script for IRC.

It's called iskq4, and I find it very useful.
Atleast it shows my correct ping. So ya, thought I'd just share it with you all

http://www.sexyfraggers.com/skq4/

I joined tek9! today \o/

Oh and yeah, my cat got some kids! woohoo.