Hey, it's another weekend and it's one of my friends' b-day today. It's gonna be a loooong night, I'm gonna get loaded and nobody (hi, Sm@ck=) can stop me =)
anyway, it's gonna be a time well spent with my best friend (whose name is Beer) and my girlfriend Vodka.
Yep, some fuckers asked for a cigarette and... broke my lower jaw. It sucks... I can't open my mouth 'cause upper and lower jaws are locked with some fucking metal. For three weeks I will eat through straw.