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Quakecon 2017 q1 q2 duel tournaments (14 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 12:37 CDT, 7 August 2017 - iMsg
Anyone know if any known players are attending these? They are overshadowed by QWC's prize purse, but Even foreigners could get return on their investment in these. Q1 5k, Q2 10k with half going to the winner.

http://www.quakecon.org/competitions-past/competition_rules/
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wiziwig shut down (7 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 14:10 CST, 31 December 2014 - iMsg
http://www.wiziwig.tv/offline.html

damn, dem feds are killing us :/
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Wot British Accent is dis? (6 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 03:57 CST, 18 December 2014 - iMsg


What is the regional dialect of the senior citizen in 00:56
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Piratebay down (102 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 04:18 CST, 10 December 2014 - iMsg
What's going on there? I heard the feds raided them.
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Masturbation thread (27 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:14 CST, 6 December 2014 - iMsg
I am interested in the wanking habits of my fellow man. What are you guys fapping to? I'm jizzing to Blondie Bennett.

I have to come clean about thefappening. Frankly I was disappointed by their plain bodies. Also, why did Hope Solo take 17 pictures of her asshole, as a symbolism to painkiller scene perhaps? Please someone elaborate.
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Expanding my views with the niger times (7 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 08:37 CST, 8 November 2014 - iMsg
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James Rodriguez's wife (60 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:37 CDT, 20 September 2014 - iMsg
I was wondering if it's just me or does anybody else see the resemblance?

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Cliffy B on Joe Rogan (9 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:38 CDT, 29 May 2014 - iMsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I1chzKLQUI

Around 1:40 they start talking about mice, old fpses.
Pretty cool, Joe Rogan was actually oldschool quaker.
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50-40-90 Club in Quake? (31 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 00:48 CDT, 13 May 2014 - iMsg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50%E2%80%9340%E2%80%9390_club

I wonder could there be similar curiosity in Quake, like a LG/RG/RL -club? What might be good values for it?
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New Unreal Tournament Coming (4 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 03:09 CDT, 10 May 2014 - iMsg
http://kotaku.com/new-unreal-tournament-annou...1573565515

Other UTs were not my cup of tea, but every oomph for the fast-paced fps community is great news. They've adopted free-to-play model and from the looks of trying to build tight-knit relationship with the community.
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Male / Female (-> Man / Woman) (15 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 06:05 CST, 5 February 2014 - iMsg
Just curious, howcome native speakers refer to humanbeings as male or female? Is this some kind of new hood-talk?
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HTML5 / MOBILE streams? (No comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 03:33 CST, 5 January 2014 - iMsg
Can anyone recommend sitess one can watch sports or series (namely simpsons!) in html5?

www.animeonhand.com (this was the only one I could find, but it's only anime)

Anyway... Howcome every goddamn stream site uses flash crap - twitch, nutjob. What the hell is taking so long in transferring to html5?
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Deftones goes to Poland (15 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:17 CDT, 6 August 2013 - iMsg
Lead singer Chino Moreno reflects on the band's polish tour (from around 2:30 onwards)

http://youtu.be/dX_yh0RM7oc?t=2m25s
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FOOTBALL (champions league) (5 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 17:55 CDT, 10 April 2013 - iMsg
Dortmund - Malaga. Lolz this game had the most mental conclusion I've seen. LMAO@Malaga.

http://www.footreview.net/home/viewvideo/7662...3-2-malaga

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Looking for FPS parody (8 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 13:27 CDT, 11 July 2012 - iMsg
I'm looking for parody video about FPS cliches. There were number of takes about stereotypic features..One of the "fps laws" was that in fpses the protagonist always carries something from crowbar to a fucking tuba. Then I remember two guys jumping up the stairs making grunting noises, the other one was holding a sledgehammer iirc. It might've sampled quake3 sounds.
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Jamerio's home town (82 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 08:21 CDT, 17 April 2012 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfFlMuTdvc&feature=relmfu

Journalistic look into Jamerio's surroundings and how Swansea continues to provide humanity with it's most perfect specimen. I wouldn't be surprised if you might see couple of bafta winners too! And they manage to retain such pride and grace despite of their buzy career lives.

Some of my favourite quotes:

"Shows us your tits and I'll give you some free kebab meat"

[about stripping] "My parents thinks it's great! It gives me confidence"
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PowerUp 2012 (No comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 17:00 CDT, 15 April 2012 - iMsg
http://shoryuken.com/2012/04/14/road-to-evo-2...erage-hub/

OMG Epic MK action. Tom Brady vs Forever King shit was so cash
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stdrt.exe (24 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:42 CST, 4 March 2012 - iMsg
Where is this thing coming from? I just formatted month ago because of this shit and infected again. No way to even remove it atm. ffs
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Street Figh'er riddim (5 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 09:42 CST, 4 March 2012 - iMsg
http://shoryuken.com/2012/03/04/road-to-evo-2...verage-hub

No idea about the schedule but there's bound to be something of interest sooner or later
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My dird moment. its up to this. (52 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:45 CDT, 24 October 2011 - iMsg
(For the record, I'm not lukrek, the annoying gay swede, you blundering fools, but vern schillinger, the racist guy)

So I went to this international econ. class and this nerdish asian chick asks me if it's international economics, which I respond yeah. Vern's 15 minutes of being a solid playah (amidst lifetime of uncomfortable nerd) and I chat her up (she's a chink, exchange student) but she turns away to her friend.

The class starts and I get an idea, I write stuff to paper elementary school -style in cutesy style with a line to put her contact information. She fills it up and even puts a smiley on it. When we leave she says CU to me.

God gave me second chance to fulfill my nerd quest on this land - which has been to get asian bush. Now it's up to me - will I succeed or fail. I prayed today, please God, let her be a slut. Superslut. The biggest, easiest slut on this earth. For shall I shag her with her face away and making noises of displease (you've all seen asian porn), I may die a happy nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMQbzLrvwlE
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MLG raleilgh SC2 (27 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 16:49 CDT, 26 August 2011 - iMsg
http://pro.majorleaguegaming.com/live/sc2_red

Idra ragequitting after 15 seconds on first game so far
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new austrian love story (15 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 13:49 CDT, 25 August 2011 - iMsg
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North american star league (20 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 15:18 CDT, 8 July 2011 - iMsg
http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/NASL.tv

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=241659

Check it out if u r bored. Pretty pimpin prizes them starcrafters got.
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First inet poker, now... (5 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 13:44 CDT, 30 June 2011 - iMsg
http://shoryuken.com/2011/06/29/trolling-the-...ltradavid/

FEDS and politicians seriously have too much time on their hands
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Evo 2k10 (1 comment)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 07:01 CDT, 10 July 2010 - iMsg
I'm posting if somebody's interested in this - I didn't see a thread about it.

Today's schedule should be starting 16 GMT , SF4 coming 21 GMT, if I calculated correctly.

Official:
http://evo2k.com/

Results:
http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2010/jul/09/evo-2010-live-stream/
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wc day 2 (14 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 06:53 CDT, 12 June 2010 - iMsg
Your Predictions, thoughts...?

Mine

Kor - Gre 1-0
Arg - Nig 2-0
Eng - Us 1-0

I originally picked greece to tie with korea, because they're the if-22 of soccer, but their +back/def seem to be rubbish atm
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April fools shit (10 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 11:39 CDT, 1 April 2010 - iMsg
Edited by Vernon Schillinger at 11:39 CDT, 1 April 2010 - 3730 Hits
Love triangles/bad romance stories? (50 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 15:51 CDT, 29 March 2010 - iMsg
Here's mine

I'm in a bad romance, we fight constantly about all the bullshit but always make up again in the end. I hate every little thing in her imaginable and vice versa. We are like scanners build to provoke on every flaw or error that the other does.

YET

I have never loved anybody quite as much :(

Then

There's this other girl who is more attractive, nice to me, and we have great time together. Once when amidst a fight with my current, I told her I have feelings towards this girl, yet I don't. WHY don't I feel same feelings towards her??? I feel like the biggest scumbag on earth for messing around with her feelings.

Plus

These two girls constantly interact and may find out that I'm kinda fooling around with them both.

FUCKKKK !!!!!!!!!

It's like I never get laid anyways otherwise, then when love comes my way, it comes in fucked up form.

Share yours so to alleviate our suffering
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Now playing thread? (47 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 14:42 CDT, 14 March 2010 - iMsg
Every forum should have one, time for an ESR-edition?

^ Alice in chains - them bones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2EOlhwnIM

Links too, eg.youtube , if you want someone else to listen to your polish indie-electro band no1's heard
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ANybody seen this vdieo :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (5 comments, locked)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 12:00 CST, 15 November 2009 - iMsg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQpcO8x6NNY&am...r_embedded

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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will = ali nab (16 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 09:48 CDT, 17 October 2009 - iMsg
Seriously someone take this noob off his admin status, he's on a power trip to nuke veteran users over nothing


edit: illustration of his noobness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c
Edited by Vernon Schillinger at 10:01 CDT, 17 October 2009 - 4079 Hits
Shoot em up games (25 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 03:04 CDT, 12 July 2009 - iMsg
I've been playing this lately ...

http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html

Can someone recommend me more shmups? I'm especially interested in the modern 'bullet hell' ones. I checked wiki but there's only few examples.
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Noobs (23 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 15:03 CDT, 2 June 2009 - iMsg
What a bunch of noobs. It's TF 2 for the love of...

http://adventuregamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24800
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Searching for movies with... (39 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 09:39 CST, 6 December 2008 - iMsg
street/gang/hooligan violence in them. Examples:

Rise of the footsoldier...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82kFvjDdyA&feature=related

I also like the ones where some guy "loses it" like Falling Down, Clockwork Orange...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ckjELRL6Y&feature=related

What I don't care much about is karate/choreographical typical movie violence etc. I am after the more brutal/realistic/senseless violence.
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A white house, a white room (7 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 15:58 CDT, 5 October 2008 - iMsg
The program of today
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Penn & Teller season6... (No comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 16:52 CDT, 21 June 2008 - iMsg
I guess they haven't run out of dingbats who have lost their minds. Ep1 was about internet porn.
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Vent harassment videos (4 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 07:07 CDT, 29 May 2008 - iMsg
Might be old, but who cares - more under the related tab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
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so... (5 comments)
Posted by DamianLillard @ 14:57 CDT, 12 April 2008 - iMsg
anybody else clicked the russianeuro link with the girl? :)
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