1. who has the better resume?
2. who has won the most games, when matched together?

i think you are all already aware of porn versions of various show like

tarzan X (tarzan and jane)
star whores (star wars)
The Texas Vibrator Massacre (Texas chainsaw massacre)
whore of the rings (lord of the rings)
missionary impossible ( mission impossible)
edward penishands (edward scissor hands)
forest hump (forest gump)
bitanic (titanic)
Whorey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls (harry potter)


now what would be a good title for a quake parody?

quake cumpions (quake champions)
quake 2 ur booty (quake 2)
quakewhore (quakeworld)
quake 4some (quake 4)

suggestion: open an esr betting fixture which speculate whether HL3 is going to "out-hell" or equal duke forever in terms of development time

duke forever development time = 15 years (finished)
hl3 development time = 10 years (still in development)

how the betting works:
-the fixture will close only if
1)HL3 gets released less than 5 years
2.)HL3 gets released w/in 5 years
2)HL3 is still in development after 5 years

announcement date was 22nd May 2006
so the end date is 22nd May 2021

reasons:
-possible to have the largest prize in esr betting history

-might attract a large number of new users in this website

-create new legends aka trolls

why not pingmatching?

http://www.quakeworld.nu/news/986/duelmania-quakecon-2016


pls give leopold some plusses as soon he makes a post :D

1. who has the better overall resume?
2. who has won the most games, when matched up together?

question to streamers: does your twitch earnings automatically taxed online as income or you have to personally go to the IRS (or your taxman for foreign countries) to report your income tax?

!!!!****MAP OVERVIEW**** !!!!! FOR SPECTATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!




aight?!

Tim Willits: Hailing from belarus, ladies and gentlemen.....

THE NEWWWWW QUAKECON 2016 QUAKE CHAMPIONS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

CYYYYYPPPHHHHEEEEEER!!!!!!!!

the esr investors put their hard earned esr money ( from bets) on the line and invest it on a player

is this possible?

HoF thread?

yes

are there any arena fps players or esr personalities that dated a high profile celeb?

i think porn star asia carrera play unreal years ago, any ut pro who tried to date her?

can i get out of probation?

if not name your conditions please thanks : D

Overwatch = Mac
CS:GO = Windows
Quake/UT = Fedora/RedHat

do you agree?

rules : 14 or under
bring: parent's permission, snacks
awards : scholarship or something something related to academiks

who do you guys wanna see in this tournament

http://www.quakeworld.nu/forum/topic/6772/102...y-of-quake

http://wiki.quakeworld.nu/CS





1.)if-22 - "Why on earth do you want to watch if22 demos? Having trouble sleeping? " (c) Ignignokt

"There you go......bind DOWNARROW "+back", bind DOWNARROW "+back", bind DOWNARROW "+back", bind DOWNARROW "+back", bind DOWNARROW "+back", bind DOWNARROW "+back" " (c) Jamerio

2.)V1um - "the names most of them mention is you, so I guess you're a +b hero ;) "(c) f0cus

3.)CA Players - "People have said it already

But most CA players are just garbage with 40 LG and 60 rail and they just whore out their team and then 1 v 4 it and get lucky because Quake Live is really easy to +back" (c) Anonymous (71.228.209.184)

4.)Sothis + pavel - "+back extreme the 5 first min....maybe that confused pavel? ;)" (c) slidrugtanne

5.)k1llsen - "yeah, k1llsen have two sons and a GF. He isn't really playing for real tbh.. If he had played like he did before then he could have won this easy. " (c) CAREEM

6.)jibo -"im really dislike jibo's style - imho he not really talent - when i see his games i think how boring - he play like work... when i saw lexer i allways thought - wow how original, that's really nice hah what irony style he have... (remember frag vs b100.kik on dm6) jibo - imho play now on 99% of his potential (with that cpma shaft what let him to kill all opponent's intellegent things)

imho Rocketboy can to be better then jibo but he havent good prctise vs good opponents...
P.S. - Jibo absoultly zadrot - may be he is nice guy but he is zadrot "(c) Alchemist03

cheater has to make a public apology, should make a segment with one of the streamers, preferred segment will be through voting on esr

ex:
a.)impersonate lil wayne
b.)do a silento dance

mi lab u long taym

there seems to be a dilemma in the quake community for all we know the quake III/live/IV whatever you wanna call it scene hasn't been in the best shape in the last 2-3 years, i dunno man sometimes i kinda see the community as being TWO-FACED, noobs are being shooed away, casual viewers on stream are being disrespected, majority of the community doesn't embrace the mainstream, worst of all players don't even want to buy the game

so my question is:

does the community really want quake to succeed?

how can you even have a stable community if

-you don't want the playerbase to increase
-you don't want any exposure
-you can't even support the company the made the game how are they going to sustain their support(i bet most of you didn't even buy the original quake 3)

1.) Who has better head-to-head score?
2.) Who has the better resume?


BONUS:

3.) Who is the better all-around dueler?

b4 this thread gets sh*t on lemme explain:

pros:

- spectator friendly (in a 32 player server, you got one or two who are tearing sh*t up enjoyable to watch the specs doesn't even need to learn the map they're watching)

- accessible to all players ( what's good is that players from diff tiers get to play each other no stress maybe only the ones who wants to win badly, but even noobs will enjoy playing because more action as opposed to slow play in duel)

- potential huge increase of playerbase due to open FFA championships (invite literally everyone)

-definitely MORE SOCIAL than duel

-in cypher terms, FFA is the REAL AND HONOURABLE WAY TO play quake (jump pads, less exploits and non stop action [it's very hard to set up a play using and exploits with 31 players on your ass], QUAD RUNS, since you have no friends and allies on the server there is almost little to opportunity to camp)(YES WHEN CASUALS THINK QUAKE THEY THINK FFA)

cons:

-slap in the face for 1v1 and 4v4 players (but let's face it FFA is gazillion times enjoyable than duel or tdm, if we really want to increase to playerbase vs spectator ratio i think THIS IS THE ONLY WAY)(1v1 and TDM players are the most skilled in any afps game bar none)

- more money has to be spent by the organizers (we're all money hungry we just don't want to admit it)

-FFA tournaments might be prioritized more than duel and tdm in the future : (

for example in elder, the player must control the key to access the tank which is placed at the center of the map, the opposing player has a to destroy a tank by repeatedly shooting it rendering the key useless for 200 seconds (tank spawn time)

is it viable?

i think its good for the balance of the gaem like in campgrounds the yellow armor will be transferred beside the red armor and a tank will be on its original place instead, this will give the out of control better chance to regain control

a motivation
b perseverance
c dedication
d hardwrok

On may 2 who are you betting for?

http://strawpoll.me/3771079

did he join the army?

cats are the best!

and dogs poop everywhere, dumber than cats

i mean all that traening, countless hours of dedication and discipline, are the players thinking to themselves at the end of the day: was all the effort worth it?


for example:

cypher won dreamhack 2013 right, after all the celebration, the champagne he goes backstage and thinks to himself "yey i'm the best razer mouse customer in the world........ : | "

1.)Who has the better resume?
2.)Who has the better head to head score?

first

is it a crime if thought ellen looks hot on this video

1.)Who has the better resume?

2.)who won most games when matched up together?

1.Aco
2.Scrmz
3.Killza
4.Hypno
5.m1no
6.skaven
7.skaven
8.skaven

Vs Starcraft, Dota, Counter-Strike, Warcraft 3, Halo, LoL, Street Fighter, MVC, RTCW, Unreal Tournament?


I don't think so.....

who's better, noctis or tox?

1. who has the better resume?

2. who won most games when matched up together?

1.)Who has the better resume?

2.)who won most games when matched up together?

1.) Who has the better resume?
2.) who has won the most games, when matched up together?

This is a frag movie of agent the team.

1.) Who has the better resume?
2.) Who among these two is THE biggest legend in quakeworld?

http://wiki.quakeworld.nu/Dag

http://wiki.quakeworld.nu/Milton


P.S.
This question is strictly for the QW community only. :P

is it just basic trolling or pure jealousy from their so called critics?

#crabmentalityonESR

listens to celine dion


CORNY, OVERLY CHEESY i can't stand dat shit...


yuck

thror might be rapha all along, are we all forgetting that sk gaming is a german organization? he might have some employee there speak for him on the thror account...

reasons:
-he is probably learning to play on low sens (i dunno improve lg?)
-he practicing against euros for a change (as opposed to often playing only us players)


your take...

Nothing to troll about atm, I would just like to here some testimonials of users on this website how gaming had a positive effect on their lives. (avoiding drugs, gangs, violence, etc. you know how it is)

Happy gaming everyone!

since daddy was humble enough not to post this, i'll do the honors

#eSrREPREZENT

1.) Who has the better resume?
2.) Who's going to win if ever they fight?

quake is dead bros

remember that part in "MTV: i'm a gamer" where after john won the CPL 2002 and at the end he was chillin', calling his dad and hanging out with some bitchizz

here the song btw:



umm yeah...just wanted to share that one k

http://www.sk-gaming.com/halloffame/

seriously,

where the fuck is:

Heaton

Potti

element

Fisker

ahl

Snajdan

vilden

Madfrog

Gitzzz

Rapha

Kane

Peyton Manning of quake?

one word:




DISCUSS

1. Who has the better resume?
2. who has won the most games, when matched up together?

what e-sports team would like to be part of and why?

what's up with that guy, why he doesn't join the faceit cups??

it's not like he isn't good enough.......

great game

if only cooller had won WSVG 2006 and ESWC 2007 lolz

take ur pick

Does it really have any advantages over the normal position
apart from better use at narrow spaces?

Cons:

Back breaker

what if rapha didn't exist, would've avekkk won every ql championship from 2009-2011?

wer du i position?

Who's the greatest guitarist of all time? and why?

news.yahoo.com/chinese-good-samaritan-kills-himself-over-accusations-081006184.html


always stay on guard fellas! fuck those hood rats....

1. Quake becomes mainstream and is recognized as an actual SPORT

2. A lot of million dollar quake tournaments

3. The scene gains a lot of new players/casuals

4. 1000000+ avg viewers on streams each week

5. PRO quake players have their own nike or adidas commercials

6. quake players are featured on CNN, MTV, BBC

7. avekkk is released his debut pop album and reached the top 5 billboard charts on its 1st week

8. rapha's sitcom tops the TV ratings on its 2nd season

9. Tox is preparing for the shooting of his brand new pepsi commercial

10. cypher is in a life and death situation of choosing whether to practice for the upcoming tournament or to attend the MTV Video music awards and Grammys this week

11. Justin Timberlake & Drake just announced their new twitch accounts where they will be playing quake and league of legends

12. CZM is busy coaching miley cyrus and kendrick lamar for the Hollywood RED CARPET ANNIHILATION quake cup

1. Who has the better resume?

1. Who has the better resume?

whens the dates?

CPL - Cyberathlete Professional League
ESWC - Electronic Sports World Cup
WCG - World Cyber Games
Quakecon
IEM - Intel Extreme Masters
Dreamhack

For duel:

Fatal1ty -

CPL Cologne
World Cyber Games 2000
CPL Razer
CPL Australia

ZeRo4-

CPL Babbages
Quakecon 2000
Quakecon 2001
Quakecon 2003
World Cyber Games 2001
CPL Nostromo

Cooller-

ESWC 2003
ESWC 2005
IEM Europe (season V)

czm-

Quakecon 2004
CPL winter 2006

Av3kkk-

Dreamhack 2008
Dreamhack 2009
Dreamhack 2010

Cypher-

Dreamhack Winter 2010,
Dreamhack Summer 2011,
Dreamhack Winter 2011,
Dreamhack Winter 2013,
Quakecon 2008,
Quakecon 2010
Quakecon 2012
ESWC 2008
ESWC Paris
IEM Europe (season IV)

Rapha-

Quakecon 2009
Quakecon 2011
Quakecon 2013
Dreamhack Summer 2012
IEM US (season V)
IEM Dubai
IEM Cologne
IEM Finals (season IV)
IEM Finals (season V)
ESWC Athens
ESWC 2010

does cooller have any games where he hits 60+% RG / 40+%LG or games where he rape an opponent 30+ 40+ frags ?

Advanced happy new yearz everyone!

rapha
evil
Cypher
av3kkk
DaHang

why am i asking the obvious......smfh

"I like you haters in esr are pulling their tongues out of my ass now that i am losing" (c) cypher

"and still you can't counter my fucking tricks" (c) cypher

"CYPHER CYPHER CYPHER" (c) cypher

1. who has the better overall resume?
2. who has won the most games, when matched up together?

When two worlds collide.

90% of female names either have "sha" or ends with an "a"

Sharkeisha
Ashanti
Shatel
Aisha
Moshaniqquahtae - MO' SHA' NEE' KWA' TAY
Rashaniqua - RAH' SHA' NEE' KWA
Shaquintiah - SHAH' KWIN' TEE' YAH
Frelayshataqua - FRE' LAY' SHA' TAH' KWA
KelShanique
Antwonisha
Sharmelle
Roshantalay (REALLY?!)
Roniesha
Montesha
Moquanisha
Quaydayshiana - QUAY' DAY' SHEE' YAH' NAH
Kayeshiana - KAY' SHEE' YAH' NAH
Rihanna
Monica
Randariana (JUST UTTERLY RIDICULOUS)
Raynequa
Raylashaquandehshika (wow...i'm just....wow)

90% of male names starts with either a french or german suffix

DeMarco
LeMarco
DeAnthony
LeShawn
DeShawn
DeAngelo
LeAndre
DeAndre
DeRyan

1. who has the better overall resume?
2. who has won the most games, when matched up together?

1. who has won the most games, when matched up together?

both are tied imo

notable mention: sa1rax

eat those rubber hippies! lol

who's the better superhero overall?

but y'all wont listen......

#DontBelieveTheHype

Indiens u mad?

Breaking News: Magnus SwagYolo Carlsen bodybags anand 2-0 NIIT to drop anand's sponsorship

Floyd Mayweather Jr.?

yet most people here seem to push the +forward/aggressive style which is obviously less effective compared to +backing, is it that because majority of people here on esr are masochists?


discuss

1. who has the better overall resume?
2. who has won the most games, when matched up together?

because all i can see is cypher, rapha and evil roflstomping the whole tournament lol

Hello bringing you another feature of the Weekly music POWER 10! As a gift, I'll will be adding the K-POP WEEKLY POWER 10 list next week!


Power 10 songs this week!

1. Avicii - Wake Me Up!
2. Lorde - Royals
3. Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
4. Katy Perry - Roar
5. Lady Gaga - Applause
6. Drake Featuring Majid Jordan - Hold On, We're Going Home
7. Selena Gomez - Slow Down
8. Paramore - Still Into You
9. Imagine Dragons - Demons
10. Jay Z Featuring Justin Timberlake - Holy Grail

Power 10 albums this week!

1. Miley Cyrus - Bangerz
2. Panic! At The Disco - Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!
3. Drake - Nothing Was The Same
4. Pusha T - My Name Is My Name
5. Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience (2 Of 2)
6. Lorde - Pure Heroine
7. Soundtrack - Glee: The Quarterback
8. Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
9. Cassadee Pope - Frame By Frame
10. Mayday Parade - Monsters In The Closet

for the 5 linux players that we have lost.

hi all

are there any good players that i can root for?

i mean i'm looking for a top player who has the most fans

you know like the "Justin Bieber of quake"

i heard cooller has the largest fanbase in quake

can i please join your fanclub guys?

can you mention some stand up comedians who does like 10+ minute bits where they story tell for most of the time then only to unleash the joke on the last second or so. (assuming you understood their story in the minutes prior)

ex. george carlin

How does that sound?

For all the music enthusiasts, from now on I'll be doing a weekly Top 10 of all your favorite artists. I might be doing music reviews from time to time enjoy!

POWER CHARTS:

Power 10 songs this week!
1. Katy Perry - Roar
2. Lorde - Royals
3. Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
4. Eminem - Rap god
5. Avicii - Wake Me Up!
6. OneRepublic - Counting Stars
7. Drake Featuring Majid Jordan - Hold On, We're Going Home
8. Ylvis - The Fox
9. Lady Gaga - Applause
10. Lady Gaga feat. R Kelly - Do What U Want

Power 10 albums this week!
1. Pearl Jam - Lightning Bolt
2. Miley Cyrus - Bangerz
3. Paul McCartney - New
4. Drake - Nothing was the same
5. The Avett Brothers - Magpie And The Dandelion
6. Scotty McCreery - See You Tonight
7. Lorde - Pure Heroine
8. Cher - Closer to the truth
9. Willie Nelson -To all the girls
10. Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience

http://music.yahoo.com/news/metallica-play-an...stone.html