How many religious nuts are there playing quakelive anyways?

I got rage problems man. When someone kills me in quakelive, I smash my mouse. What mouse can withstand the applied force? Where does all my rage come from?

I've always played the game with a "i'm better than everyone, i'm superior" even, when i play against quake giants like KBG or something. I think I' mbetter than him, he's nothing.

That's my mentality when i play.

I just lost a game in, chess and i smashed my keyboard and the keys popped out...

when is microsoft giong to release a smash-proof keyboard? cuz if they don't then i'm gonna invent one myself and sell it and make billions because i'm sure you are all raging cunts as well.

I've accepted my fate. Come get me coronavirus. I'm ready to face my demise.

Man im gonna play quakelive every single day. what about you

CA in California is just dead. Can you europeans just move out to california so I have people to play with? I mean, i have no desire to play any other games besides quake and quakeLIVE is dead!! PLEASE. Just move out here.

I'm hitting about 40 LG. I've been watching k1llsen's CA quakelive and his LG Is too strong. Strong in every situation. I'm strong only situation when the opponent is position in a way my mouse feels comfortable and i don't have to move my mouse. I want to hit 70 LG. Any tips?

I'm very happy to hear that fatal1ty bought his first $100k car! It definitely took him a while though. I heard Tesla aside from its exceptional navigational and technological aspect of the car, uses very cheap leather, cheap plastic and cheap wood throughout the whole car. But it's a Tesla and he should be proud. 20 minutes charges per 1000 miles is insane and free electrical charges! Buying his first car age 40 is exceptional none the less! Not many quake gamers are as fortunate he is, I mean considering how dead quake champion has been and will always be and to be able to retire early with a couple million liquid asset, fat is the man! Most quake pro players can only brag about a couple thousand dollars won from Quakecon before tax to a bunch of unknowns in-game. “Yeah, I been to quakecon and won a thousand dollars, have you?” I shun at those types. The unknowns. The answer is no, that’s why I work for fortune 500 now. It’s tough. Gaming life isn’t all that great in all honesty. The money resides in other games, not quake ever. But Fatal1ty needs to rebrand itself and start selling headphones again. I have never liked the red earpad design on his last model never have. Headphones should always be black throughout otherwise just looks cheap. He should have gotten a different color Tesla though. White just looks cheap and default. Should always be black or lapid blue.

Christopher Brimer won a whopping $1000 dollars in total quakecon earnings, lives at home with his mother in his forties! Talk about success and autism intertwining and binding together! But please don't offend this guy because the autism level is off the charts for him! I had been banned from his NIR servers although not even sure if its his servers, when I told him that he copies k1llsen's config He tried justifying out of it saying "no I didnt it was diablo's config" then i said "oh, so you and k1llsen are both copycats!!" then he went and banned me for a whole year from a server that I don't even play go to. Wow! Talk about overwhelmingly powerful autism in this guy. You would think someone with quake passion could at least come up with some originality with his own binds and emotes. Copying someone else's is despicable, no wonder he never went professional, he didn't make the cut.

How are chilli nuts so good? The finnish people are talented. You have to try their chilli nuts to know what i mean.

How can there be thousands of people clicking this shit yet there are only 10 players left in quake?

Logged in for the first time in 10 months completely empty servers. Where'd the ppl go?

What gender?
If that's a male, that's one of the best trolls I've ever seen.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/284027976

Bring back standalone quake live please.
I beg you.
QC is the wrong thing.
Just remake quake live but it would be Quake Live 2.
Same graphics, but just minor tweaks.
Enhanced tweaks.
Not QC graphics
Not Queue wait lines
Just like the way how it used to be back in 2013
When even an idiot can host a server
You got to admit, QL was fun as a standalone client.
It had a classic feeling
To be able to play the game from your favorite browser.
Steam is clutter that decision making.
Steam is clutter.
You log on steam and you're fed with endless distractions
Games that they want you to buy at a $4.99.
Fuck you for destroying the game.
But fix it.
Bring back the classic.

Coming Soon

In theaters August 24.

Goldeneye.

No one could kill me

I'm golden gun expert

You got the wrong guy.

Look man, it's been 3 years since you put me in probation. Maybe it's time you end it and let me be a regular user again.

Quit being a dick.

Everytime I try to be a nice guy in quake, they drag me back down again.

I didn't say shit to these people and they still fucking ban me. I literally did not fucking type a single word and just destroyed everyone againd and agin and again every game "Slendie is hacking, toggle aimbot, waller" okayyyyyyyy

The reality is, i'm just naturally more talented than everyone who plays this game. Every game that I touch I dominate, i fucking rule.

You wonder why i'm only 1800 rating but i'm actually 2800 rating i'm on kll1sen's level. you know?

They cant' stand it because I throw most of my games. I keep it below. I don't like to show off too much

Most people cant' stand that shit...

I logged in quakelive for the first time in 6 months and played in madhouse CA and they fucking accused me of hacking this fucking dumb shit "megatroll" kicked me. "YOU TOGGLER" lol, googled his fucking image and he's got his tongue pierced , ugly mother fucker lol.
I see this fucker all by himself in the server.

"I'm gonna sit around in an empty waiting for newbies to arrive" OOKAKAY


And you wonder why this shitty game died lol..

Man, I was bored this afternoon so I decided to plug in the old WMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN9gzbU6FzQ

I thought this guy had a company? How the fuck do you run a company when you're playing games all day long and everyday? It just seems like he puts his name on crappy made in china products and calls it branding.

Have you guys seen his latest mobo that cost $500 dollars? Why the fuck would anyone buy his product when he himself can't even upgrade his graphics card - guy is using a crappy GPU and keeps whining about having less frames than everyone else. He probably can't afford it man.. He boast about fatal1ty mousepad that he sold them in China. I googled it and they are no where to be found. His headsets have no reviews and they looks like shit. Not having review on amazon is equivalent to shit because amazon wins.

The truth of the matter though is, he has no more edge. He keeps bragging that he was 11 times world champion but what kind of world champion has less than 50 viewers in twitch when he streams consistently every single day? I mean, if you are so good you'd be like 30,000 viewers. What a fucking idiot man. Get a job fool. You're 36 years old and you're still gaming with kids. He makes excuses like "man i'm just giving back to the community and helping esport grow by showing you how I used to practice!" It's "practice, practice practice" what a fucking idiot. Shut the fuck up. Your mousepad is shit, your headphone is shit. All your products are shit.

I'm afraid that this 11 world champion will lose his partnership with monster eventually for having a shitty brand that doesn't sell.

And Look at his ugly ass face when he smiles. Look like a fucking chump. He's got two giant round dimples on his face wtf man. He looks like the guy on the KFC box.

damn.. my desire to play this game is like zero now that PUBG is my new addiction. It's sad though, I can't get into Quake Champion and there aren't any quake champion streams that i'd like to fuck with. Quake society is losing its touch man. I remember when it used to be fun to watch Rapha play quake but man, his quake champion play is boring af. I can no longer put my finger on who is the best playeri n quake anymore sincerapha didn't win QC million dollar prize. It's convoluted as fuck. SO When will they release a new comparably better game? Like seriously, man, I'm bored of af. I mean, I can only play PUBG for an hour before I get bored of that as well. Damn..I remmeber when i bought $10,000 worth of btc 7 years ago. Man. I just cashed out recently. life's good bro.

Man this site is pretty much dead. I'm surprised there still some people here though.

man. i won every game i've played so far. why is this game so easy?

This is it guys. Quake will come back to life after the release of QC. I can't wait for this literally. I been waiting for years for a game this solid. not even Overwatch had it. Russians are geniuses. The game feels 100% made in Russia.

This game should be called Quake Reborn as the birth of quake champions.

I've never felt like I'm actually on drugs before. This is the only game that has successfully achieved that.

No exaggeration.

Russians are the real gamers.

Just played it.. dominated it. it is the best FPS game I've ever played. It's so smooth, it's so fast, it's so beautiful...

I just need that picmip 10 cmd

I can't wait anymore. Release this game now.

Anyone find it strange how when you get mad at anything that you do, you tend to perform worse? Like if you become emotional over someone beating you, you're not thinking so you don't learn from your mistakes. It's weird. But if you can control your emotions, you develop understanding and then that makes you stronger.

Mindblowing

Seriously though

I want to apologize to the people I've insulted over the past 2 years. From the bottom of my heart, this is genuine apology to everything I've said that was considered rude and nasty you know, everything. I don't really mean any of it! I'm just a really bad troll desperate for attention and I need to get a life. So, I have begun removing myself from this community as I no longer believe I am fit to be part of it. I don't promote this kind of toxic behavior outside of quake.

I know I've said tons of bad things to everyone , even the mods and creators of quake and on twitch. I am now taking a anger management course in San Francisco and I'm having a great time. Meeting lot of girls and they like me and I feel that I've changed a deal the past few days.

Anyways, I can longer troll as that would violate my new principle -- to never troll again. I love you guys man. I wish we could have been friends. Things would have worked out differently.

Sorry. I just realized that I don't have the patience to get to 2200 in 2 weeks. It's impossible to play quake every single day. Already lost my motivation after the third day.

I just want a change. I realized people on quake are so damn toxic. Why can't we all just be friends man? People talk smack to me almost immediately when they come in a server to play. C'mon man. Let's be nice to each other. I'm trying to do less bad things. Please don't provoke me. Don't provoke the beast within me!

I need your help. Im trying to get 2200 in two weeks. I'm 1800 now. I cleared my schedule for 2 weeks for this.

My weakness is LG and dodging. People rocket me really ez. I need pointers.

I realized if you approach the game with a learning mentality, you're less likely to get mad.

Who this fool think he is? The head admin of this site? No ESR programmers? I thought ESR lacks "pro gamers" but my god, how can they not have any credible technician around? Does he even game? He doesn't have any gaming profile around for me to look at. thus lacking an intelligence assessment of this person.

Dear Progammers,

Why don't you make an app for Esreality? I mean, you do realize most major gaming sites have gone mobile gaming right? They have apps that allow users to navigate the website on their phones. Quit being lazy bums and do something about that?

Thanks
Slendie

I realize quake made me a really toxic person. I wasn't like this before. Wtf happendt o me man? I used to be the nicest dude on the block. I made cupcakes for my neighbor and shit.. but look at me now.. sitting here with my millions of dollars and acting like a dick on the internet. wtf? how can I change myself?

Gaming fucked my head up man. Making me think I'm this "slender man" guy .. wtf

Play new games. Old games are boring. New games are the best.

Civilization VI and BF1 are probably the best game in the market now. If you're not playing new games, then you are poor.

Man, recently, i been watching Rapha on twitch and now he's got a webcam going. I thought he would have a more luxurious view since he's one of the best gamer in the world. I've seen him play Ovewratch with fatal1ty but why doesn't fatal1ty give him a job in LV or something ? Damn..

I usually get banned from every website that I go to but for some reason, this site won't ban me for everything I'm doing. It's like they won't get off my D.

Just out of curiosity for those who know me. How hard would you push me in the face that it would put me in a coma for months?

Why don't you nuke my account as well? That be great bro.

The way how you dress determines how well you perform in game. Before every match, I realize that when I put on my 300 dollar Burberry polo shirt , I play a lot better quake and everything else. I notice my breathing pattern is steady AF. It's almost if I know what I'm doing. inasne.

When I take off my shirt and play naked, my performance level drastically drops. Sup with that?


When I feel like I'm wearing the best shit, my game confidence skyrockets allowing me to move my mouse as if i'm running an orchestra.

I've matured. I no longer want to troll anyone or say anything negative. Please let me go

Can someone explain to me why k1llsen's mouse is on the upper left corner of his mouse pad all the time?


https://www.twitch.tv/k1llsen_/v/78540348

Damn. I must say I am impressed. been playing it and been dominating in it. I'm glad there's a new FPS game to look forward and perhaps transition into it permanently. Way better than quake. WAAAAY better.

Since there aren't any good FPS games out there anymore.

I'm playing this for the ultimate trolling

http://gunbound.softnyx.net/

Shit's funny too.

It's funny bro, bro let all my messages get through, which affects the composition of my bro here. Bro, I'm talking about you. Bro think you control what i say bro?

Why does this guy own every quake server but suck at the game? This is the main reason why I haven't returned to the game. The game is run by stupid people.

So I fell out of popularity as of recently as you can see. Now I'm 18% according to the popularity status meter. I feel that I'm no longer relevant to this community and I wish the Esreality staff would delete my account as I deem this % as a metric of my self-worth and E-status confidence level as a human being and it's unacceptable to my standard or to any standard and I also think anyone with a status left than 50% should eliminate themselves as well.
You either increase my % or I'm gone. Real talk.

Thanks

Raymond

You know what's interesting I find about trolls who smile is that the ones who smile while they are the most effective at trolling. It's analogous to why successful people in American smile. I don't know about the Europeans doe, they seem mad even when they succeed.

What would you do if you lost your motivation to troll? It's like a meaningless thing now.

Why is it when you tell a story to people they tend to listen and respond to you? This is true in all situations actually especially in quake. it's like.. people just can't get enough of stories. You can tell them anything and they'll listen. Why do people waste their time listening to other people's stories?

Why is Snowboard Kids still one of the greatest n64 games ever made?

k1llsen said he's better than v1um by 100x

how true is this lie?

How do you be nicer to people in these situations?

1) Game won
Let's say you won the game and someone talking shit to you.
Usual response: naw fuck you son
The desired response is: ???

2) Game loss
Let's say you lost the game and someone said gg son you suck
Usual response: wtf man, that's bullshit
The desired response is ???

3) Spectating
Let's say someone recognize who you are and they start talking smack
Usual response is: talk insane amount of bullshit til banned.
The desire response is?

Man, happy new year. Have fun quaking with yourselves this year. 2016 is gonna be fiyah.



http://www.sciencealert.com/the-brains-of-com...tudy-finds

"The scientists also found increased coordination between the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex and temporoparietal junction in the brain, which is a more troubling finding - links like this are associated with schizophrenia, Down's syndrome, and autism"


happy gaming LMAO


Edit: Yeah tha stephnn looks pretty angry and autistic to me. Glad that maddog is far from human civilization.

I don't have any games on my computer. That's how I'm always winning.

You know what's strange is that we are constantly responding to questions that we ask ourselves. Like what am I doing right now? I'm writing this.. but why? Why am I writing this and why do you respond to the questions I ask you? What does that say about our human instincts?


EDIT: TEEN QUEEN WHY YOU PUT A CALENDER ON MY POST? WHY

What's Teen's queen function here?

The dude's a father man. All I see is him playing quake all day long. sup?

It would be sick. It would make this game a real game.

I came back and then I get banned and muted from just about every server. Why so sensitive bro?

It's funny how people think this increases their productivity. It's funny, I'm still laughing.

The secret to strong focus is removing all monitors. That's the secret.

It takes about 20 minutes to regain your focus on an important matter after being distracted.
Advertisement industry profits from this. Flashy animation things can take people's attention away.
It's funny how people now have flashy things on multiple monitors.
I'm almost certain Rapha has one monitor. k1llsen has two because he's a streamer

If it takes 20 mins to regain your focus on something and there are only 24 hours in a day.. by science, you can only achieve full concentration for 2 hours.. so your attention is pretty damn valuable since it's costly.

Quite honestly, I put away my gaming rig every night. I'm actually on my macbook pro w/ retina display right now typing this.

I'm too focused to fall into this trap.

Here's basically what I do to ensure I'm focused on a goal 100% of the time. I'm revealing you my ultimate secret to success and this can be applied to anything. It may sound very obvious.

1) Turn off cellphone notifications
2) keep one context open on your computer, not 2,not3


That's it. That's how you become wealthy in America. If you can do this, you will become a millionaire.

and oh btw, if you watch people on twitch, you're most likely making a time costly mistake. I see dudes are gaming on main and using second for twitch 1) you're not playing well because you're unfocused 2) you are incredibly dumb.

Watching twitch is equivalent to binge watching cable tv. I hear arguments that twitch is different because of the interaction. lol. stupid. However, if you're watching twitch with the goal to learn from the streamer's gameplay, then that's different. If you're sitting there mindlessly reading through the chat and participating in the chat, then you're stupid and you most likely fail at everything else in life since everything you do on the internet is who you really are in person.

It's funny how people think this increases their productivity. It's funny, I'm still laughing.

The secret to strong focus is removing all monitors. That's the secret.

I'm listening to some pretty sinister and evil shit right now and I feel like a genius as a result. However, i feel a bit evil inside but it's only this very moment when my brain is the most creative.

I'm sure most of you people listen to gay dnb/kpop though.

Do you notice most players are angry whenever they find themselves in a bad situation? Why? I'm thinking, if you get angry then you must have a pretty good reason to be angry. Explain why you get angry please.

It's strange how people think I'm angry based on the things I type in-game. I'll be honest with you, I've never been angry at this game even though I say hateful things. I only say things to get a rise out of people pretending to be angry. it's funny when someone get emotional.

I'll be honest man, quakelive community is the funniest community compared to any other games. Take CS:GO for example, man, they don't even have a culture. It's just random bullshit, but here, every quakelive player have something in common and that is makes us very dfiferent.

I have been here for a few years now, still I don't know what this site is for. Like really why are you here? what do you want to achieve from this?

How does one learn to write more concisely when having a conversation with a friend in ql?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb8_1443975171

Who is this guy man? This guy keep saying he's slendie who happens to me.

I realized that I frag a lot more when I don't think about the score. When I think about the score, I tend to frag a lot less. Why is this?

If not, can someone send him a message for me?

I was just thinking about av3k while having a cup of coffee here. How is that guy man? is he doing okay in prison?

So I'm reading what everyone is saying here, it's quite interesting how there are still some av3k diehard fans even today! I'm with you av3k.

I realize that I'm a superstar now but I realize my percentages have started to decline over the past few days. I'd like to maintain my role in super stardom here. it feels nice.

I had a revelation today. I realized that top CA players do one thing almost perfectly every time and that is they go bridge and stick together like glue.

I stumbled upon a quote today in article written by my friend Cal Newport, a graduate of MIT, he wrote "Warren Buffett On Goals: If It’s Not The Most Important Thing, Avoid It At All Costs" What it basically is that one of his employees were having difficulties with his life so he gave him an advice. He told him to write down 25 most important things and forget everything else. Now I want to ask you, would quakelive be one of your 25 things you'd put down on the list? If so, why?

http://calnewport.com/blog/2014/11/11/warren-...all-costs/

Why?

I'm just confused because I seem to be the only person on this forum who actually owns one.

How come this game isn't glamorized on twitch? Run a quakelive search on twitch or any other streamer alternatives and you will not find it. C'mon, even a shitty game like minecraft has millions of results.

I know there are plenty of ex-convicts in CA. But why? Why this game?

Maybe the only reason why convicts play quakelive is because their family plays it. Look at gnik for example. He's w/ the mexican gang on quakelive.

Def do not want to run into these people in real life. I'm surprised they held qcon for this long.

I don't know.

Who came up with it and why? was it "id_" who did all of this? the guy with 2600 elo. That's real passion if so.

It's strange how I just noticed how useful these two practice modes are. Coming from a background knowledge of knowing how to strafe correctly, I had to test myself by spending a few hours doing this with 100% accuracy. I realized that I cannot achieve this with 100% accuracy. So I realized my strafing and rocket jumping is flawed.

There's not a single west coast populated and the only one i see is "tacobell" and it kicks you if you're a steamer. lol. what garbage.

why are they going so cheap? I'm about to buy like 4 pro accounts.

Why? It seems like CA players have poor working memory or do not have the ability to keep things in their mind and on the other hand duel/TDM/FFA players have to be able to keep track of everything related to the map in terms of items/pickups. I watched a pretty decent CA player recently and he was playing FFA and what I noticed was that he would forget that he picked up RA 4 seconds ago and then to go back to RA again only to end up killing himself. It's strange. So are CA players dimwitted or something?

twitch gone and deleted.

Just uninstalled the game and convinced all my friends to do so as well. There are only 2 public servers with the same 10-16 players in every match. They downgraded the game and now the game seems pointless and unchallenging.

RIP quakelive. I hope a new FPS comes out soon as I will never redownload quakelive again.

Also cancelled pro membership renewal.

He's the number one CA player in the world. I want demos of him playing, I couldn't find any on youtube just one where he played FFA. Is there another alias he plays under?

There's literally no information about this player on the internet. I want his cfg as well.

His CA elo is 2800 and that's insane.

how do you know you're not relying on reactive motor skills instead of thinking when you play or doing anything for that matter? how do you know your'e just doing things mindlessly. The thing about this is that I do things mindlessly yet sometimes I do them correctly and often times it becomes like.. 2nd nature ,even when i do things correctly, I feel like i'm not.

Like shooting mechanics or keeping track of time incorrectly, the basic mechanics of FPS in general or more specifically quakelive. how do you know what are mistakes and what are not?

How do you know you're thinking when you're supposed to? Like if you're thinking the whole entire time, wouldn't you make the best decision everytime or is there deficiency in thinking?

how would you train the novice if he pays you 100 dollars an hour. Pretend that you're rapha or that you are rapha, how would you train someone? what would be the first thing on the checklist?

I'm a lower rated player and i want to analyze my replays on my own. how would you do it?

have you analyzed his replays and know his mistakes? Post some.

but how come he still plays? if you google cypher ranking you would see that he is still quite active

http://i.imgur.com/NluG4.jpg

is there any real difference between 125hz and 500 hz polling rate? I tried both rates and I can't seem to differentiate it.

I just bought a black WMO which I thought was 1.1a but mine doesn't say that. It says Wheel mouse optical USB and ps/2 compatible. I'm assuming that this is the very old version. I couldn't find any pictures of black WMOs where back says 1.1a. So I'm assuming that the blacks one are the old one with default 400 DPI. The mouse that Rapha uses is also a black WMO. Anyone know if that's the old WMO or 1.1a?