Today, there was another tournament, and another person won something or other. It's just the same stuff over and over. The only real difference is who wins, but unless you're that person, who cares anyway? Growing up, I was a champion soccer player and baseball player, and other things wh

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randomness in competition is shit. we need a fair spawn system that is controlled by players - a new skill. a map has different spawn points and the killed player can choose one of those spawn points by himself. i like this idear.

When looking back at the soon-to-be 2 years of Quake Live one can't look past the fact that, eventhough the game provided us with some great events and added a breath of fresh air to the quake franchise, it hasn't really tapped the theoretically huge potential a free to play and easy to se

It is common in sports when people say, "I want to be the next so and so.", or someone says, "Person X is the next so and so.". Whenever that happens, it always fails. The person never become the next whoever. Why? Because it is impossible to be someone other than yourself. Maybe

Some of you may know me - from the ESR leagues - as an average duel player of div 3, which is slowly making his way up what seems an endless path, with the pros nowhere to be seen. What you likely don’t know (and care ;) is that I like to do writing, mainly in my mother language, and that I have an

We, the G.O.P., are very conservative. We do not use reason, we think endless delusion is healthy, we reject the acquisition of all pertinent knowledge, we think Jesus is real and God lives in the sky, and they both want anteaters to fight a war against earth-worms, and also for all anteaters to be

No, see, I took a forensics class once, because I like solving puzzles. There was no warning. The first thing that happened was a video. A person shot himself in the head with a .45. You might think, that death is instant, but he didn't die for about 30 full seconds. The gaping wound in his hea

The games are over and we have a winner. After 11 days of beatings, maulings and dismemberments, we can all rejoice. Never has the world seen such beautiful carnage. The only upsetting part was that it didn't last longer. The slaughter can only be rivaled by the Great-Spoon Massacre of 1836, wh

Alright, the finals are over, VODs are up, comments are still beeing made and we're all looking forward to the next major LAN event. I was at the venue on friday and saturday. So I booked a room in Hannover to make sure to watch all the playoffs matches live on stage. The disappointment w

Twenty thousand dollars. Thirty-six matches. Twelve players. Four days. That's what the Intel Extreme Masters World Championship will be in a nutshell. [img1=right] The final event of the six-months-long season - you better have some spray left in you because in many ways the event will be b

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It is I, one of the great Basque champions. You might wonder, what is it I have won? I will tell you. There were at least three tortilla-chip eating contests. When I was 2, I received a pound-puppy for Christmas; I consider this a victory, as Santa is such a ball-busting stalker. When I was 12, I wo

I really like Quake Live. The system is a vast improvement. While it is still unfriendly to audiences, it shouldn't be difficult to correct. The real problem though, with Quake Live, is not the system (something highly progressive). The problem is the gameplay. Being that Quake Live, the game,

God made it so my teeth fall out. Now some scientists are telling me I should brush my teeth so they won't fall out? Damn commies, always going against God. With my awesome connection, I managed to download Quake live. I was impressed. Everything was done well... no jumping through hoops, or