Remember back then, when I killed all those millions of people? That was just politics, don't worry about it. I miss those old days of Quake 2, when I didn't care so much about winning and losing. I was just happy to be in the Q2 world. Sometimes I would play for, literally, 36 hours st

Although I did enjoy ESL TV a lot at the IEM European Finals, I think that there is still lot of room for improvement. The weakest point of ESL TV is in my oppinion the Free Stream: Its quality is an offense to any viewer. The Video Quality of all those free streaming services like ustream, li

I once talked about how there are no industrial uses for humanoid robots. Now, I will proudly admit, I was wrong. Some of you may be familiar with a 'person' named Taylor Swift. Certain Japanese robot enthusiasts decided to take my assertion as a challenge. What they created has become

With Windows Vista, when I masturbated, sometimes the computer would crash. I e-mailed Microsoft to relate the unacceptability of this occurrence. Now, every copy of Windows 7 comes with jerk-off compatibility. Windows 7 was my idea. All humans, except possibly quadriplegics, infants and the c

EoW theme for those who didn't know: Crystals fall from the sky turning humans into creatures of two different colors(Perhaps more later, but let's keep it simple for now). The colors hate each other and well, war. Now, I've got a lot of issues with colors. The idea was simple at

Mark your calendars, kids, because we're back. Time to show your girlfriend the Intel Extreme Masters European Championship schedule and tell her you're not available for her between January 21 and 24. The European Championship will be almost identical in structure to the Global Challe

Profit-through-injury is the agenda of the conservative. Someone should make a new word to denote the only acceptable form of conservatism practiced within the Union. Contrainjury is more or less correct, but sounds funny. Official policies of the Union should all be derived from 'contrainjury&

The Union was formed to function as a counter to conservatism. The British system was one of extreme conservatism, with its monarchial system of absolute rejection and exclusion of anyone not born into the royal family. If you read the Declaration of Independence, the entire list of things consists

Are they born with it, or is it Maybelline? When I say the Saints will lose their first playoff-game, how would winners respond? Would they start doubting their abilities? Would they begin questioning whether or not they will win? Would they tell me to jump off a bridge and call me an ignorant fool

Well, I gotta admit I'm pretty disappointed with E-SportZ(or video games played for money). I've played video games for years now and got into competitive gaming a number of years back. I assumed as years went bye, things would just keep growing and get bigger. I could be wrong, but this j

You are sleeping soundly. It is 4AM. A noise awakens you from your wonderful slumber. You hear it clearly... something is outside. Maybe it is a burglar, or Big Brother come to shut you down, or even the boogey-man. Finally, you muster the courage to look outside and find out what this terrifying no

As enjoyable as suicide-bombing little kids and watching their limbs forcibly detaching from their bodies might be, a game like Champions of Freedom isn't really suited for pro-gaming. Does anyone here have any ideas for an esport? Video games are progressive. The technology improves, the games

When this whole thing about lessons started, I had mixed feelings. Actually, I was a bit sceptic. The prices. The very concept of paying in a context where almost everything – knowledge especially – is usually there for free. I was tempted to think that these lessons were only for kids worshiping hi

Probably the worst thing about World of Warcraft is that your account can be stolen by hackers. Like a Republican at a casino, you spend your whole life working hard and saving up material possessions only to lose everything in a single second of bad luck. There are two ways of eliminating the probl

QL needs GTV dramatically. That was one of the most major events in QL's short history and there was literary no way of seeing some of the most interesting games played there. The quarter-finals, for instance, were played simultaneously and it was impossible to stream all of them. My friends (