ESR - It must be tough being a pro gamer

<< Comment #1 @ 04:31 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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rawgue

i loled a little

<< Comment #2 @ 04:37 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic

Apparently, he doesn't understand the court system if he thinks that the payphone defense will stand up in court against an actual physical document. All this over $75?

<< Comment #4 @ 06:24 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #2

Maybe he recorded the call... HAHAHAHAHAH

<< Comment #3 @ 05:27 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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Liam

Haha :D

Made him look like an idiot.

<< Comment #5 @ 07:26 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* '

So a pro gamer can get screwed over too, big surprise.

dkt's replies are naive, but believable.

<< Comment #6 @ 07:34 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #5

no.

<< Comment #7 @ 07:48 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #6

So, we meet again.

<< Comment #8 @ 07:53 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #7

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

<< Comment #11 @ 08:06 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #8

Are you talking to me? You make the move. You make the move, it's your move...

<< Comment #12 @ 08:14 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #11

Check yourself before you wreck yourself! You can't have it. Hello! That's right, run. Run. Run. Somebody call the police the man is loitering.

<< Comment #13 @ 08:20 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #12

We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.

<< Comment #15 @ 08:26 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #13

Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talkin' to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

<< Comment #16 @ 08:29 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #15

Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.

<< Comment #17 @ 08:38 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #16

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

<< Comment #18 @ 08:44 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #17

Well, I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'.

<< Comment #20 @ 09:01 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #18

It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn!

<< Comment #22 @ 09:24 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #20

You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

<< Comment #23 @ 09:28 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #22

Someone's got to take a stand. Someone's got to say 'no' and refuse to fight. Just like Pikachu.

<< Comment #24 @ 09:39 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #23

Don't you hate that? - Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

<< Comment #26 @ 09:58 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #24

I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

<< Comment #28 @ 10:05 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #26

I didn't create the situation, I'm just dealin' with it! You're acting like a first year fucking theif - I'm acting like a professional!

<< Comment #30 @ 10:15 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #28

Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's Secret Recipe: Chicken, Grease, Salt!

<< Comment #31 @ 10:27 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #30

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

<< Comment #32 @ 10:37 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #31

Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

<< Comment #34 @ 10:57 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #32

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.

<< Comment #37 @ 11:14 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #34

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

<< Comment #38 @ 11:27 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #37

I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

<< Comment #39 @ 11:40 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #38

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

<< Comment #42 @ 12:25 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #39

You never understood...why we did this? The audience knows the truth: the world is simple.

<< Comment #43 @ 12:27 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #42

Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

<< Comment #45 @ 12:34 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #43

You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.

<< Comment #46 @ 13:08 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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vedic - Reply to #45

That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.

<< Comment #41 @ 12:15 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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Liam - Reply to #38

I'm not gonna call him dad.

Well I'm NOT, NOT EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE

<< Comment #44 @ 12:31 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #41

Hey man. Did you touch my drumset? - It's just weird, 'cause, it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.

<< Comment #54 @ 17:04 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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Liam - Reply to #44

He sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat.

<< Comment #9 @ 08:02 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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DamianLillard

http://www.fatal1ty.com/

Lol @ The hooker reading everything from telepromptor

<< Comment #14 @ 08:25 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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crea* ' - Reply to #9

So ridiculous it's cool again!

<< Comment #25 @ 09:47 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #9

http://www.fatal1ty.com/learning-center/801.php
http://www.fatal1ty.com/learning-center/418.php

<< Comment #27 @ 10:02 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #25

oh my god.

<< Comment #36 @ 11:02 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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Liam - Reply to #25

lol @ linking to ESR

<< Comment #50 @ 14:19 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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dubcat - Reply to #25

goldmine!

quote:
Having the highest DPI optical mouse or laser mouse is critical to make those key shots during a high profile matches. With the keyboard, you need a keyboard that reacts fast and has very fast key action�dodging 1 ms faster than your opponent could make all the difference.

we're doing it wrong guys, high dpi = bestest. fat said so!

<< Comment #53 @ 14:56 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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xoji - Reply to #25

Websites:

Posted on 03/25/2009

www.tsncentral.com
www.cached.net
www.ampednews.com
www.gotfrag.com
www.esreality.com
www.sk-gaming.com

They didn't bother to check that the first two linked have been gone for years.

And WTF is up with that flash banner, bizarre.

Edited by willow at 14:58 CDT, 28 May 2009

<< Comment #73 @ 09:22 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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Thorin ' - Reply to #25

Why does fat look like an abused and troubled teen in the flash graphics at the top?

<< Comment #59 @ 04:59 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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Bob - Reply to #9

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Edited by Bob at 21:55 CDT, 27 June 2024

<< Comment #10 @ 08:03 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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<< Comment #29 @ 10:06 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #10

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

<< Comment #33 @ 10:46 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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link - Reply to #29

AUTOBOTS

<< Comment #35 @ 10:58 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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cumrag - Reply to #33

ROLL OUT

<< Comment #19 @ 08:55 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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rockz

americaaaa

<< Comment #21 @ 09:10 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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MarzenGold

lol, ouch

<< Comment #40 @ 11:44 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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shlaeNg

^ The life of a pro gamer is pretty sad... especially when you BEAT him in games he's trying to go pro at. =(

http://www.fatal1ty.com/ <-- Go get the fat pad today! :D

Fat hosted DKT's page? lol

<< Comment #48 @ 13:39 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #40

stupid man, he's trying to get them to buy the competitions stuff instead

<< Comment #49 @ 13:48 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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shlaeNg - Reply to #48

Not as funny as Fat being a bitch about 75 bucks. :(

<< Comment #47 @ 13:17 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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ddk

in uk common law dkt would lose

<< Comment #51 @ 14:38 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #47

Unless he can proove the phonecall and that his only intention in agreeing to the contract was that only half would be paid. But he can't...

<< Comment #52 @ 14:43 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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becks - Reply to #51

the same everywhere I guess.

But funny that the author writes "trust goes a long way"...

<< Comment #56 @ 18:01 CDT, 28 May 2009 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #52

Probably but he's actually got more chance of winning in a British based legal system with common law courts than a European based one.

<< Comment #65 @ 06:51 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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ddk - Reply to #51

even if he can, he can't prove there is any consideration for the waiver of the original debt - the exception is factual benefit but there is none here. even despite the promissory estoppel defense, he can't prove as you say the phone call - there again is also no factual benefit for him if he were to have relied on the promise.. it would also be unreasonable in a matter as trivial as this, for the courts to believe promissory estoppel a valid defense. so ye i think he is pretty foofed if it were an english court - the entire thing is pretty fucking sad as well. =\

Edited by ddk at 07:02 CDT, 29 May 2009

<< Comment #66 @ 06:55 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #65

go kill yourself

<< Comment #67 @ 07:02 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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ddk - Reply to #66

i'm sorry, does my knowledge of my own legal system bother you?

<< Comment #68 @ 07:36 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #67

no, it just puts you into perspective. for example, now it's clear why you enjoy dull shit like timing items in a videogame.

oh, and go kill yourself

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<< Comment #69 @ 07:50 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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ddk - Reply to #68

i like it, grabbing random assumptions about random people on the internet to form a super-random conclusion based on nothing factual. nice. i guess it can perhaps help to console your deep ignorance in the topics you partake in discussing, yet have no place discussing.

Edited by ddk at 07:51 CDT, 29 May 2009

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<< Comment #70 @ 08:01 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #69

being such a boring douche you'll fit perfectly into some government bureaucracy hole where you'll spend the rest of your sorry existence sucking the life and money out of honest taxpayers.

just kill yourself

<< Comment #71 @ 08:17 CDT, 29 May 2009 >>

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ddk - Reply to #70

here's a dollar, now go to your local convenience store and buy a clue. you're still making assumptions.

Edited by ddk at 08:22 CDT, 29 May 2009

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tourist - Reply to #71

thanks for proving my point. now go kill yourself

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