We, the G.O.P., are very conservative. We do not use reason, we think endless delusion is healthy, we reject the acquisition of all pertinent knowledge, we think Jesus is real and God lives in the sky, and they both want anteaters to fight a war against earth-worms, and also for all anteaters to be heterosexual.

When I speak for the Republican party, it is more honest. They won't tell you truth. They will tell you to vote for them, or the communist-aliens will wisely spend their time reprimanding grasshoppers. And just who are the 'Republicans'? European colonists, like the ultra-intrusive British. It is still their nature to be that way.