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would + if you weren't cheating :(

anticheat? ^^ on probation anyway

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that poor 16lg nab aparently wasnt cheating as well
http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/Johnnie13
lance armstrong would blush in your presence.

tl;dr

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hah, i played vs u earlier in a ca game, was finding strange some noob hitting so many rails on me and still couldn't handle his own in a normal 1on1 fight
guess that explains it xD

lolca troll, nabs in team
btw, score: me 80, you 77
http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/matches/in...1fd90/ca/1

pwnt ^^

Only +3 score with aimbot?

What an epic fail.

uhm, no, you fail epicly. anticheat nowadays naps. with aimbot, something like dis happens. trololol

"uhm, no, you fail epicly. anticheat nowadays naps. with aimbot, something like dis happens." - with cheating something like this happens:
http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/dvbddf

you got no talent and skill for ql, that is why you need to cheat. and you got no life, that is why you still hang arround in a forum for a game you are banned at. so sad.

hes just a poor RL loser :-)

trololol

i felt so sorry about your lack of life, that i decided to help some gypsies:
http://www.heartsacrossromania.org/donate.htm

it's funny how this works.. when i post some racist shit here, i go on probation. when a german dumbass does it, nothing happens. :)

i am not even german, dumbass.
"it's funny how this works" - it works like this: i don't care about the esr-rules, because (unlike you) i have a life beside esr and nobody cares about the whine of an unskilled, forum-trolling and cheating nolifer. rage more, cheap romanian slut.

You do seem quite upset for someone who has so much life outside of esr.

Maybe stop posting?

don't misinterpret outsmarting everyone as an upset. it is just damn easy and great fun for my superior intellect.
you want an example?

Anhedonined (5782 posts) writes this:
"You do seem quite upset for someone who has so much life outside of esr.
Maybe stop posting?"

smackahontas would reply this:
"with 5782 posts you do seem quite upset about everything and furthermore you do seem not to be someone who has so much life outside of esr.
Maybe stop posting and get a life?"

too easy: a quick fact from your profile, some fast copy/paste from your post and your own words turn against you. but actually i want more of your funny posts like: "Weekly quakelive drama magazine #1" (Comment #46). so rather don't cross the stream when i piss on cheaters.

If you think your posts reflect outsmarting someone, you're not too smart. Nigga please you signed up two weeks ago.

"far superior intellect"
->
"ok."

"If you think your posts reflect outsmarting someone, you're not too smart." - if you think my post #35 doesn't reflect how i outsmart you, actually you're the one that is not smart enough. but if you want a second example how hard i outsmart you:

"Nigga please you signed up two weeks ago." - yes, and ...? where is the smart reply, shocking exposure or hard offence? zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

"far superior intellect" - rofl: from 13 january (i signed in) until 10 february (today) it takes four weeks and not two as you calculated. nice fail, idiot. "far superior intellect" - lmfao.

i recommended you to not cross the stream, but you drank it.
"ok." - mmmkay?

didn't read your pseudo intellectual shit.

Btw, you're still posting, aren't you busy with your "life outside of ESR"?

You seem to spend a lot of time here, go on, shoo.

"didn't read" - tl;dr = my opponent assraped me and i got no arguments. i rather pretend i reply on something i didn't read to have the last word. (he? you comment content you don't know?)

"pseudo intellectual" - is when you write in comment #36 "far superior intellect" while you aren't able to count up to four.

"you're still posting, aren't you busy with your "life outside of ESR"?" - don't worry about my activities during holidays on rainy/snowy sundays.

"You seem to spend a lot of time here" - less than you expect, because you got 5803 posts and you don't know about the e-mail notification on replies.

stop gargling with my piss, admit your defeat and write "tl;dr".

n1 :D

he's just about to call you a retard, and stop replying... been there, done that

"he's just about to call you a retard, and stop replying" - nah, i was faster (comment #45) because i realized he is too dumb for me.

You're still investing some effort for this pointless internet fight, I'm starting to wonder if that "life outside of ESR" is really as great as you describe it.

You actually subscribed to this thread and you get notified via email if I reply something back? I might have 5000 posts but I have never felt the need to sub to a daddy thread.

It's nice to see that he and I both rustled your jimmies hard enough to subscribe though <3

Keep it up and don't forget to come back for more humiliation, Mister "far superior intellect"

"You're still investing some effort" - you too? but for me it is not an effort to outsmart you, it is damn easy. i already wrote it in comment #35. learn to read.

"I'm starting to wonder if that "life outside of ESR" is really as great as you describe it" - i didn't even describe anything about that life in this thread. learn to read, seriously.

"I might have 5000 posts but I have never felt the need to sub to a daddy thread." - you have 5807 posts and there is no need to notify you on replies, because you can't read anyway.

"Keep it up and don't forget to come back for more humiliation" - he? i humiliated you since you raised your voice in comment #34 and you kept replying in a masochistic manner. are you on medication-related errors or you really can't read? now i am deadly serious: LEARN TO READ AND TO COUNT UP TO FOUR!

well, you seem to be on the needle with my piss or you use it for enemas. but i am sorry, this conversation started to bore me, because of your missing reading skills your replies don't make any sense and your intellectual skills are too far under mine. retard. i rather do some more mentally challenging real life stuff than owning idiots on esr.

Regards,
Mister "damn far superior intellect"

I'm not sure why someone of such excellent intellect likes to talk about piss and enemas so much.

:B

And this is how Jamerio was born

I'm milky clean and white and you're spicky icky brown.

Seems to me that would be a better analogy for you.

Its nice to see that all those hours I spent fucking up your online escape has had the desired impact :)

This is what I call auto rage, you damage someone enough and even when you leave them alone, they never forget and try to free themselves at your expense.

That is like the highest level of rage on the net.

Just going to say I'm probably whiter than you are lol. Again, this is not mexico.

All my family are white and I'm from the wettest city in the UK and a computer geek, no way you whiter than me.

my mom is a redhead

everywhere?

Mines an albino.

it's spelled alopecia you insensitive bastard

Jamerio is by far more funny than this wannabe genius.

i just love how you small guys try to cut down ppl to your level :D

"with great power comes great jealousy" (c) smackahontas

i dont think its pure jealousy

id say they dont feel comfortable around brilliant ppl... we ashame them

Not trying to cut anyone down to any type of level, just pointing out that I personally find Jamerio's posts more funny than the stuff this guy is producing.

jamerio is plain stupid...smackahontas is brilliant... very exciting guy, considering average users like you


dont really see a reason why would you compare them?

I guess we will have to agree to disagree here.

"wannabe genius"
- followed by -
"Not trying to cut anyone down to any type of level"

...

score: me win, you lose ? :DDD

individual score: me>you
match score: your shitnabs>my shitnabs

ya portuguese midget

everytime we had a fight, i raped you :D whoever shot more afks doesn't really matter

failed troll attempt

And still succeed.

You'll need to watch him spinning around like his idol cypher and trying to hit rockets. That's kinda funny how bad he is with rockets. Not to mention his dodging but hey you don't need it with 50 lg :O

true fans spec me hard. carry on, son

and cypher isnt my 'idol'.
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Pathetic.

You don't have to be an academic photoshop artist to crop a damn picture.

But anyway good effort, I'd [+] if you weren't on probation.

yeah looks like shit :( but the important thing is the content in the end :)

you didnt understand the content, loser

nice elo, wp

you cant even use ms paint, loser :-D

but i would plus you for jumppad2ra rj, it was nice :-)

i missed it that time actually. iirc i had to shoot another rocket in wall to reach the ra. hard to do it in game

the only things that hitsu rocks are hard cocks, with his mouth

umad fanboi?

umad fanboi?

such great comeback

such great comeback

we meat again

Now krogoth is the master?

#freezhu

If it were anyone else being bashed here, I'd think the op is an idiot.
But with hitsu being on the line of fire I fully support the maker of this thread (journal/article w/e).

I've played the guy twice, once on ztn where he beat me and right after that on hub where I beat him coming back from 8-0 down or something.

Here's what he wrote to me after the match (as I loosely recall it):
"fkn noob, I see you got your aimbot on. don't ever join my servers again idiot, pls die" or something along those lines.

So the conclusion is simple, the guy is either:
1) An immature 15 year old
2) A fully grown man with a mind of 1) who's got daddy issues

well he sure got daddy issues now, dont he

owned @ t7, then you dc for 2 minutes, come back, get owned @ start, and suddenly you start hitting every single rail there is... you made a comeback because you hit 6 rails in a row...

thats fishy...


and i wont play you ever again because of your 3rd world warping internet

I came back because you spent 5 minutes straight in the YA area, not picking up anyting else and trying to "run away" I guess.

Aimbot, 3rd world warping internet blah blah. You just lost, man. I didn't whine like a little bitch when you beat me at T7.

Simply put, deal with it 8-)

wont discuss my game decisions with 1300 elo guy

especially condisering best guy you ever beat is 1500 elo :X

Exactly, you should be ashamed I beat you even once, considering you've played duel at least 4 times as much as I did.

ur elo 1400..

wrong, check again...

2 days of semi serious playing

Woah there, slow down, I'm glad you said semi-serious otherwise the evil might not signup for faceit anymore

:-)

im higher elo than you atm :D

Which is the reason why I don't brag and act like a preppy know it all.

You, on the other hand, still think you're some kid of mastermind while not realizing you're the most worthless piece of shit that ever signed up on esr.

Yes, that included bubble.ru p0rt and heartless.

Cant hear you over my ELO ranking, which btw, is higher than yours :-D

e: i doubt i ever lost hub 43to-1... gunna ask phil for demo :D

You're boasting about your 1500 elo which is a bit sad :c

as always you dont get my point :D

first of all, im not boasting, just screwing with you

secondly, i dont give a fuck about your opinion, as you proved countless time you're litte sad twat, without any sense of humour. and i strongly belive you act like that because you get ignored by everyone in the real life :-)

At least I don't have to make excuses about my online victories. I lost, fair and square, I said gg and moved on, you on the other hand keep this "semi seriously" agenda, as if playing seriously would boost you to 2400 elo in no time.

I don't have to make excuses for losing an online game, you tend to to that a lot and frankly, it gives me some hints about how you act like in real life, which you ALSO know so much about.

My sense of humour is probably different because I'm not amused by little, simple things in life like beating someone in an online game.

never said i would get 2.4k elo if i played seriously

i dont make excuses, i state facts

different as non existant?


stop making any assumptions about me, you cant handle the truth

Jak ty masz 27 lat, to jestes solidnie pierdolniety w czolo.

he pretends to be 26 and when asked why he's living with his mom, his reply was "lol I trold you"

jestem troche mlodszy, ale mysle ze bede mial taki sam ubaw z internetow nawet w wieku 30+ lat

hihi

"you cant handle the truth"

Thanks for reminding me why I stopped replying to you, fucktard.

thats the spirit, keep it up!

And another troll was summoned.

You dummies talking about elo make me laugh, do you realise how many A+ fools my D zangief beats in SSF4 and they like, but the game told me I am better than you!!!!

1% of ESR knows what your talking about when its not quake.

@ Jamerio, Daddy_, nex1, smackahontas

The boxing community could use guys like you to humiliate and destroy the deluded "Pactard" Empire once and for all.

the boxing community, Empire? dafuq lol

oh, my dear hitsu, if i knew this thread would get this many comments on you, i would have never posted the demo :(. please try and find it in your heart to forgive me

nah its ok... crowd needs a dark knight :-)

next time send imsg's with link to the thread to my anti fanboi crew :-)

will get even more comments

lets re, man, i'll give u ra spawn and i'll get gl and wont take mega!

hah, doesnt really matter if u gonna hit 80pc rail

only 69 for u!

I like when people are so smooth and don't care sooo much they still end up getting into pointless pride-related arguments in threads clearly meant to provoke them.

Keep the bullshit coming Hitsu, you're doing great buddy. You big internet bad-ass troll, you. xDDDDDDD

small h

Do excuse me.

custard tastes awful

this thread is full of mental illness

ey guise who wanna cheesburgur

om nom nom

[ Joke about a burger worthy for obese ESR users here (the obvious one being jamerio). ]

inb4 12 paragraph BMI rant

yurop 1500 elo aus 1000

you are babby