yes

, But no.

dolphin gets me every time

ok we will unban you

thx

you welcome

ty dude

Nice google translate

google translate works better now .. for german as far as i can tell.
but this is just fucking crap .. better learn english first before you got unbanned and "waste" your time playing computer.

[23:03] == account_admin [webchat@nope] has joined #faceit
[23:03] <account_admin> Hello LaM3rS.
[23:04] <account_admin> Is your name Tomás Skrivanek?
[23:04] <Bret> weak troll is weak
[23:06] <T1E> : ]
[23:06] <T1E> account admin can I ask you too a question ?
[23:06] <account_admin> Proceed.
[23:07] <T1E> why none really gets baned?
[23:07] <account_admin> Because then got a ban for cheats and gets offenses do now.
[23:08] <LaM3rS> Hi yes
[23:08] <account_admin> Hello LaM3rS.
[23:08] <account_admin> I am the Account Administrator.
[23:08] <LaM3rS> hi
[23:08] <account_admin> Is your name Tomás Skrivanek?
[23:08] <LaM3rS> yes
[23:10] <LaM3rS> why?
[23:10] <account_admin> Before proceeding, I will need you to confirm the text written in the following image: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7we1lxRlS1qms5sg.jpg
[23:10] <account_admin> This is for security measures.
[23:11] <account_admin> Please note that this is case-sensitive.
[23:12] <LaM3rS> And how do I confirm copy the code?
[23:12] <account_admin> You can write the code here in this chat window.
[23:13] <LaM3rS> ivestshm
[23:13] <LaM3rS> inwre
[23:14] <account_admin> Processing security reply. Please wait...
[23:14] <sonic> LaM3rS, why did you wait 26 months to bring this to the council's attention
[23:14] * account_admin <<< code accepted >>>
[23:15] <account_admin> Thank you for confirming the security image code LaM3rS. We will now proceed with your judgement.
[23:15] <account_admin> You are hereby accused by the Bethesda Council, under the laws of Zenimax, of the following charges:
[23:15] <account_admin> - 4 Incidences of gross wallhacking.
[23:16] <account_admin> - 2 Incidences of humanized aimbotting.
[23:16] <account_admin> - 1 Incidence of suggesting illicit sexual acts to another player.
[23:16] <LaM3rS> Because I was upset when my brother got for an account and start using something and then played only on the computer on here and I went out and played Quake 3 at the school.
[23:17] <account_admin> Please state your brother's name and Facebook profile.
[23:17] <LaM3rS> Yes I know what was used and what uses do now and trying to circumvent it like I was calmly monitored and controlled. Games I play purely
[23:18] <sonic> this one time
[23:18] <account_admin> LaM3rS, please adhere to the procedures of this trial.
[23:18] <sonic> i danced gangnam style for 24 hours
[23:18] <account_admin> Please state your brother's name and Facebook profile.
[23:18] <sonic> without pause
[23:18] <LaM3rS> Jakub kovar - https://www.facebook.com/jakub.kovar.526?fref=ts
[23:19] * account_admin <<< WARNING: Data mismatch detected [Skrivanek, Kovar] >>>
[23:20] <LaM3rS> My brother that's because my mom lives here with his divorced father and married my dad.
[23:20] <account_admin> LaM3rS. I am afraid that this data is incorrect. I will remind you that any breach of the trust placed upon this trial between the court and the defendant, by the defendant, will be treated with several penalization.
[23:20] <LaM3rS> It's my own brother but has a different father only
[23:21] <LaM3rS> I'm telling the truth I would just play quake. I say that he could control me. I know it's hard to explain, and my English is not good.
[23:21] <account_admin> I see. In order to proceed, because of the technical implications of this situation, we will require photographic evidence of yourself and your brother together.
[23:23] <LaM3rS> This here so it will be a bit more complicated because the photos do not eat I do not like it because I do not like it I may have a photo here earlier where he and I but the old sou much. Otherwise, I'd just take a picture with him I'm sorry but this is beyond our control.
[23:24] <account_admin> In that case I am afraid we cannot proceed with this trial until you provide us with the required photographic evidence.
[23:24] <account_admin> I understand that you may not have the required materials upon you at this moment.
[23:24] <account_admin> However
[23:25] <LaM3rS> And somehow I can not do without the pictures? .. Maybe some information about it?.
[23:25] <account_admin> By protocol we usually require photographic evidence, however it is possible in certain scenarios to proceed using other data.
[23:26] <LaM3rS> But I will not do that picture with him .. It would have been great to have the nerve to .. I understand that the name is different but the photos will not do it, it is already too much for me. This can not fulfill.
[23:26] <LaM3rS> So I would like to continue Stima with different data.
[23:26] <account_admin> Very well.
[23:27] * account_admin <<< Initializing Facebook Comparison Data Tool Protocol Hypernode Tiernet 2.0 >>>
[23:27] <account_admin> Please state your Facebook profile.
[23:27] <LaM3rS> https://www.facebook.com/LaM3rS
[23:27] <account_admin> We will compare IP address ranges utilized between yourself and "Jakub Kovar".
[23:27] <account_admin> Thank you.
[23:28] * account_admin <<< Processing data ... >>>
[23:28] <LaM3rS> Well, it is next to my room and is on the same wifi internet
[23:30] <account_admin> Given that Jakub Kovar is in the next room, we are going to request that you obtain a photograph of yourself and Jakub Kovar together, as of present date.
[23:31] <LaM3rS> I will explain it must go differently than this because I do not want to take a picture with him .. I hate myself ever since I was born because I was the last child of parents and got everything here. And he loved me more people simply eat nezdravím amused him nothing. The only thing that does is gets on my computer and I'm playing the game .. It has to go some other way
[23:32] <sonic> lolol
[23:33] <LaM3rS> This simply can not meet with him because I do not want to have fun, and I do not particularly anything for him.
[23:33] <sonic> what's wrong with fun
[23:33] <sonic> fun is fun
[23:34] <LaM3rS> Just as he does not like my dad scolds him still has something against him .. And I hate him for it.
[23:35] <account_admin> Very well LaM3rS.
[23:35] <account_admin> We can proceed via another route.
[23:35] <account_admin> Please provide a photograph of yourself.
[23:36] <LaM3rS> And how do I put it here?
[23:36] <account_admin> When you can provide a photograph of yourself, we will scan Jakub Kovar's Facebook profile for a photograph of himself, and compare the visual data for a match.
[23:37] <account_admin> You can use a variety of Public Image Hosting services, such as http://imgur.com/.
[23:37] <LaM3rS> So you have my photos on Facebook
[23:37] <sonic> LaM3rS, i like how you connect to the internet
[23:38] <LaM3rS> http://imgur.com/jVeJc8r
[23:38] <account_admin> Unfortunately we cannot determine which photos are of you, therefore we will require you to specify a singular photograph.
[23:38] == LaM3rSc [~zippo@194.228.13.162] has joined #faceit
[23:39] <LaM3rSc> Sorry I dropped it
[23:39] <LaM3rSc> http://imgur.com/jVeJc8r
[23:39] <LaM3rSc> this is me photo - http://imgur.com/jVeJc8r
[23:40] <account_admin> In order to ensure that this is not a fake photograph, we will require you to upload an additional photograph, but placing an object on your head. For example, you can place a shoe on your head.
[23:40] <sonic> it's pretty good mang
[23:40] <sonic> it even points to cz
[23:41] <LaM3rSc> More photos I upload?
[23:41] <account_admin> In order to ensure that this is not a fake photograph, we will require you to upload an additional photograph, but placing an object on your head. For example, you can place a shoe on your head.
[23:42] <LaM3rSc> http://imgur.com/lB7eAJl
[23:42] <LaM3rSc> http://imgur.com/TOr6Pcx
[23:43] <LaM3rSc> http://imgur.com/v43dxgs
[23:43] <LaM3rSc> http://imgur.com/Dti46d3 ok all photos me
[23:44] == LaM3rS [~zippo@194.228.13.162] has quit [Ping timeout]
[23:44] <LaM3rSc> .-
[23:45] * account_admin <<< WARNING: INDECENT POSTURE DETECTED >>>
[23:45] <LaM3rSc> what?
[23:45] <account_admin> LaM3rSc, given that you have hereby abused the trust placed between the court and the defendant, we have no choice other than to permaban your account.
[23:46] <spekyr> what the fuck am i reading
[23:47] <LaM3rSc> What? Now I understand what I actually do?
[23:48] <account_admin> By providing indecent photographic material in the form of [Exhibit A: http://imgur.com/Dti46d3], this trial has now been overruled due to a breach of the trust placed between the defendant and the court.
[23:48] <sonic> LaM3rSc: why did you wait 26 months
[23:48] <account_admin> Because of this act of disrespect, your rights have been revoked and your account shall remain banned indefnitely.
[23:49] <sonic> LaM3rSc: why did you wait 26 months
[23:49] <LaM3rSc> So this photo was a photo shoot yesterday .. A school was so I gave her facebook profile. It is not for you. I did not know how to send photos I Do not fire too
[23:49] <LaM3rSc> sonic>Because school work.
[23:50] <sonic> nonsense
[23:50] * account_admin <<< Ban Completed >>>
[23:50] <LaM3rSc> What is this nonsense? I only played at school quake 3
[23:50] <sonic> you should have picked an account that had been banned recently
[23:50] <PerronDoN> what he do?
[23:50] <sonic> the troll is weak with this one
[23:51] <LaM3rSc> I only have this account are the other brother who works around all the time. And I do not know why .. I just want to play quake
[23:52] == SOTHIS has changed nick to sothis
[23:52] <sonic> weak
[23:52] <spekyr> sothis you failed at DH miserably
[23:52] <LaM3rSc> Because the picture that I have there witch you should visit your finger .. So get ban? So it then after that I do not understand .. I get a ban for a brother get a ban for the photo. So then explain to me what you want as many photos? .. Just ascertain the Ip and perhaps by the computer on the net right? :)
[23:52] <sonic> but sothis was better than anyone who didn't attend
[23:52] <sonic> 'cause like
[23:53] <spekyr> No
[23:53] <sonic> you have to be in it to win it
[23:53] <PerronDoN> lol this is a joke or what? lol
[23:53] <spekyr> No
[23:53] <sonic> yes, PerronDoN
[23:53] <sothis> hi spekyr
[23:53] <sothis> and thank you
[23:53] <sothis> :-D
[23:53] <PerronDoN> i don't think that can be true
[23:53] <spekyr> :)
[23:53] <sonic> LaM3rSc is a "troll" - and a poor one at that
[23:53] <PerronDoN> ah
[23:53] <spekyr> just kidding around, everyone at DH provided very entertaining games
[23:54] <spekyr> I really liked Plazmaister
[23:54] <sonic> AND sothis has a cool hair/beard combo
[23:54] <sonic> i wasn't expecting that
[23:54] <sothis> lol
[23:54] <spekyr> I enjoyed that DH stream more than i have any others
[23:54] <sothis> i wont retire my goatee either
[23:54] <spekyr> it's just sad they may be retiring quake next year at DH
[23:54] <sonic> rock the goatee
[23:54] <sonic> forever
[23:55] <LaM3rSc> Gold Quake 3 community .. Where do people behave normally. A ban just received the nicknames or ip what is registered but not the entire network at home. This then is a big bullshit. We do not learn just OP .. I can not handle this. so sorry but te get banned for this .. So then I get a lot of many :)
[23:55] <sothis> 4ever
[23:56] <LaM3rSc> And even before the ban came all the people who subscribed to me .. Well then I see one cheating 15 people ban: D
[23:56] <PerronDoN> http://soundcloud.com/edwart-zerme-o/the-prototypes-evolution
[23:56] <sonic> LaM3rSc: getting even more obvious with that pseudo-engrish
[23:56] <sonic> it just gets worse
[23:56] <sonic> just leave it, and come back when you've worked on your game
[23:59] <LaM3rSc> Achjo hate google translator .. I do not care you do not believe me .. I do not see you again. 'd Rather I go out .. Before you waste your time here. I understand the only people in the Czech,, other republics anymore.
[00:01] <sonic> so, yeah
[00:01] <sonic> 26 months
[00:01] <sonic> goes quick when you're 17
[00:01] <sonic> apparently
[00:02] <LaM3rSc> Bay guys ... Informacion is faceit no really now my 20 baybay GL
[00:02] == LaM3rSc [~zippo@194.228.13.162] has quit [Signed off]

wow that guy is ridiculously dead.

don't play with fireworks :l

No he is ok really

he had red and mega, nothing to worry about

lmfao

i want that shoe-on-head picture so hard! :D

So hard?

its german slang translated .. means "so much" ;)

gold

Who was account_admin?

phone

HOF material

Fantastic.

epic fail is epic

I don't know why but when i read the account_admin text, i hear a FORMAL_MONOTONE_ROBOT_VOICE.

<account_admin> In order to ensure that this is not a fake photograph, we will require you to upload an additional photograph, but placing an object on your head. For example, you can place a shoe on your head.

This is funnier than the Sombra thread.

GOLD+

[23:46] <spekyr> what the fuck am i reading