Triv just basically told me to go to town on mine and he'd like whatever I wrote. I've re-used the same xXx screenshot I used on Zack's memorial since he was present (ironically for the other team, as the arrows point out). At this point I thought "homosexuality, self-indulgence, porn, masturbation... this series needs more cannibalism."

So after a brief google session on German psycho killers, I remembered reading an FHM (or it could have been Nuts Weekly) article about a crazy German dude who met some other gentleman on an internet website, and then, with the victims consent, murdered him and ate his penis. A brief google search for "german penis eating cannibal" found our man! Now I just incorporated that into the story.

This story was initially rejected. I figured oh well, this was fun, but I guess it's over now. Turns out there was a problem with this memorial.

I shit you not, in an article where the writer uses profanity about his achivements and clans, claims that his uncle is a notorious penis-chomping cannibal, the only problem which stopped it being approved is that I, without realising, wrote the name as Oliver Kahn (triv's first name actually is Oliver though).

Well, after a brief search on facebook for an oliver kahn that DOESNT have a picture of the famous German goalkeeper (for a retired footballer, he sure does like to make plenty of facebook accounts), showed and claimed that it was just an unfrotunated consequence and that "Kahn is a popular surname".

APPROVED. At this time, the mumble channel we were on, as well as a few irc channels were in hysterics. I realised that you could write anything and get away with it as long as the first and last sentences mention some shit about Q3.