You look like Mirko Crocop

you souldnt try to shave your nose hairs with a razor :o

razowned!

GET SHAVING SKILLZ NOOBZOR!

cumshotted with bloody semen

omg too much info :|

Thank you, mental image !

i had that on avi

Beat up and jizzed on!

That reallllly doesnt look like shaving foam....

gg

s&m bukkake

at least I'm not the only one!

3. Strawberry Shortcake
Shooting a load in someone's face, then punching them in the nose, creating a potent mix of blood and semen.

"Angered by the Yankees loss during the day, Tito decided to take it out on his girlfriend Maria while they were making love by giving her a strawberry shortcake."

wtf?

urbandictionary.com !

what about an electric shaver

Just buy a less-bumpy face.

;-(