dude you just stumbled upon one of the classics of polish internet. the lyrics may very well be to insane to even attempt a translation, but later when I improve my brain chemistry by inhaling smoke of some kind I'll try, be creative and maybe I can manage. any potential brain damage is on you though.
Edited by kk-super_koziol.pl at 04:34 CDT, 28 July 2013
There was a Pole in my local scabby burger shop a while back.
He was drunk and telling everyone he is a boxer, trying to intimidate people, to be fair, he did look like a boxer, but he was so shitfaced he could hardly stand.
Quite funny actually. What is it with Eastern Euros and trying to be macho?
btw. Vilnius is very nice place. A lot of beautiful girls and the city is ok.
Sadly, they don't like Poles there, a bit. But my trip there was cool and met nice people too.
and whats with drunk brits acting like animals, puking on the streats, peeing into fountains, destroying bar equipement, and overall acting rude as hell?:>
nothing explains being fucking animal... but as brits are goat fuckers, what can i expect? certainly not good manners, especially when drunk.
i doubt almost 40 yo ppl are considered young, and from what i know its rather common for 16 yo girls in England to get back home on knees
also you never won anything, and this conversation will end exactly the same way as any other: after 5 posts you will go back to your brother basement and wont leave for 2 weeks.
they do it at home too, at least in my town. Day after ppl went to town, you have to look where you step not to walk in puke, and bus stops are smashed, windows of the local lunch-package maker just got smashed for no apparent reason other than ppl being idiots.
its not our fault alcohol is awesome! Go and ask the Finns too, I'm sure gaiia would give you the same response (if he could even lift his head above the desk). 8D