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Who the hell is this chuck norris guy and what does he do?!
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Comment #1 @ 08:51 CST, 31 January 2006
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shad ap
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Comment #2 @ 08:56 CST, 31 January 2006
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he is the shit, he has become more popular do to the walker texas ranger clips on conan o'brien
damn, hysterically classic.
'walker told me i have aids'
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hahah yeah! only thing i remember from WTR :)
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Comment #3 @ 08:59 CST, 31 January 2006
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chuck norris is rubbish
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yay, i'm not alone thinking he is a fucking ASSWANKERSHITFACECOCKMONKEY
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i could tell the same :(
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so is your face
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yeah, that's what makes the facts so funny... For me at least :)
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Comment #4 @ 09:04 CST, 31 January 2006
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Comment #5 @ 09:21 CST, 31 January 2006
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LET ME TALK TO YOR MUTHOR
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I'm a cop you idiot!
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Comment #6 @ 09:31 CST, 31 January 2006
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he comes from the internet
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Comment #7 @ 09:57 CST, 31 January 2006
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Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris....hands down
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I WILL CUT OUT YOUR EYE
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WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!!!
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RAVEN SOFTWARE
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[-] chuck norris is god
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Comment #8 @ 10:03 CST, 31 January 2006
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who are you?
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Comment #9 @ 10:17 CST, 31 January 2006
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chuck norris would roundhouse kick his way into your brain, then you will know who he is.
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chuck norris would roundhouse kick you so hard you'd lose 300 pounds.
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lol
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That's only an act for a movie, Chuck would never let that happen for real!
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As soon as the director said "Cut!", Chuck Norris roundhoused the entire cast and crew with one kick; which simultaneously opened a rift in spacetime and caused the dinosaur extinction.
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I bet he still got up and roundhouse kicked everyone!
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LOL its like "oh shit that guy with that huge padal thing came totaly suprising out of nowhere"
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Comment #13 @ 11:39 CST, 31 January 2006
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http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/
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COMEDY GOLD! HAHAHA!
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If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, then you lead a sad and empty existance...in which Chuck Norris would fill with roundhouse kicks to your face.
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