You know this tooth brushing malarky, it's just not convincing. Let's look at the facts:

1. Henry VIII - Ate alot of chicken licked alot of old pussy and yet, great teeth! No toothbrushing there!?!?

2. Sharks - Speak for themselves!

3. Me - Haven't brushed my teeth in a few days, and I am cultivating the protective skin which is growing on them!

4. Keyboards - OOOOH LOOK AT MYGRILL LOOK AT MY GRILL YOU CAN@T FUCK WIT THIS GRILL CEHCK IT OUT OOOH MANBOOBS GET BACK TO WORK

The evidence is conclusive, we do not need to brush our teeth.