kill me

so what's the untold story?

lol what happened?

please share, this sounds quite interesting :)

my neighbour throws parties every weekend basically, the guests he attracts are kind of summed up by the word "artists"(think leather, nits, pink hair, green peace and a tad too much fucking makeup). Yes its a fucking freakshow. Anyway after the twentyfifth beer, things who usually end up in the bin starts to look tempting, picking up these girls are like stealing candy from children, unfortunately...This isnt the first time but today, holy shit what was i thinking. aahhh.

Her hair was pink because she had AIDS, but she passed it on to you. So she's safe but now you must find a new victim before it explodes.

p.s. that would be a cool way for viruses to work. lots more fun.

lol hot potato aids

Dude...

I dont get it?

Yeah I didn't really get what I was saying either which is why I only wrote the first word. I was trying to think of something funny.

Oh, something funny like sleeping with your gfs best friend before you move country to go live with her? :D something funny like that? ^_^

fuck you're a cock.

:D

think thats 1-0 mate :<

I'll kill you.

That looked like it really hurt!

:D

hahahaha ::D:D

whoa, sounds like an "estetbrud"... they induce traumatic experienceses for sure.

ØLBRILLOR & FYLLEANGST m8. me 2 :]]]]]

i talk too much when im drunk ;(

girls with pink hair make the best gays ever!!!

She turned out to have an eleventh finger?







(i.e. she was a transvestite?)

three legs?

All men wish for a third leg, but most of them just get an eleventh finger.

what we really want is some huge african elephant trunks!

lol, what do you want to put it in?

Not really hey, they are pretty thick and strong, but they can't stiffen, so they are kinda floppy. Pretty useless tbh.

ehehee

God, you really like to dig deep into the ESR archives, don't you?

april's not so old? doesn't matter, it was on the side bar in the journal section, i never 'dig'

what hair was pink?

beard

Her pubes! HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!

teeth

you live in GOTHENBURG and you hang out with these kinds of weirdos instead of METALHEADS?



GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!!

ur so cute

no he's not.

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
hhahaha vaguely remember i spam pmed u a while back when drunk :)

i was rolfing, cant pm am on probation :)

cant buddy me either eh? ;(

i can hax it!

double secret buddy list.

jonte m8, where r u fellow brit?

jonte... u just lost one life... go pick up regen and RA ... and a condom and a VD test =D

i bet she was amazing, u shud always chronicle ur 'conquests' with a sneaky pic taken with phone, even if she is a dog, that way u can show it to ur mates and have a laugh, even if she is a minger. some people come to get known as minger fuckers cos they do it so often. theres no harm in sleeping with a ugly girl, only if ur vain and selfconscious will it truly get to you.

pink hair is cool tho












if you're 14 :D