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Swallow your pride, Brits (42 comments)

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Posted by TUMULT @ 05:56 CDT, 19 April 2006 - iMsg

Britain, Britain, Britain,

cultural capital of the world. The Sistine Chapel, British. Mozart's Requiem, British. The Great Wall of China, British. Broken Enigma Code, British (Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear said that, not me). Best score in RAF in Battle of England, British. Benny Hill, British, sechs sechs sechs (6-6-6) wuderwaffe ss, British. Statue of Freedom in New York City, British. (What else?)

But none of that stuff would have been invented were it not for the people of Britan and by the people of Britan, the men, the women, the boys, the girls and the monkey children that populate this well fit country, lets 'ave it!

Swallow your pride, such a bad bad Brits! a Ha bloody Ha.

Adn.: This hate speech was writed only in 47% by evil Pole.

p.s. Little Britain is great. Best comedy show tv series comes from UK after Monthy Python Flying Circus of course.

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<< Comment #1 @ 06:48 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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i'm the only pole in this village

<< Comment #2 @ 07:01 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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h3i

I hate comedy shows like little britain. Theyre just dull.

<< Comment #3 @ 07:04 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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blue

what

<< Comment #4 @ 07:42 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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brz - Reply to #3

agree

<< Comment #5 @ 09:50 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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Jamerio '

If you like Little Britain then I suggest.

League of Gentlemen. Little Britain is HEAVILY based on the warped humor that LOG started.

LOG>LB :)

<< Comment #6 @ 09:54 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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fooKi

1st and 2nd season = good

<< Comment #7 @ 11:07 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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jaffeh

how is little briatin good? ITS THE SAME JOKES EVERY TIME IT IS SO SO SO SO SO BAD

<< Comment #8 @ 13:40 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #7

AGREED

ALSO NOTE THE ONLY PEOPLE I "KNOW" WHO LIKE IT ARE CHAVS!

<< Comment #23 @ 13:57 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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Baxter` - Reply to #8

You know chavs :o

<< Comment #24 @ 13:58 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #23

They were just people in my lessons and stuff who talked aout it daily as if it was the best thing ever. :<

<< Comment #29 @ 00:21 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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jaffeh - Reply to #8

and people who think theyre cool

and some people who _are_ cool

i dont understand :(

<< Comment #9 @ 13:45 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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MAKO

Little britain is trash, infact most TV is.

<< Comment #10 @ 15:17 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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ddk - Reply to #9

agree

<< Comment #11 @ 15:18 CDT, 19 April 2006 >>

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Nellie - Reply to #9

Indeed - the interest in reality tv baffles me.

<< Comment #12 @ 03:33 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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Anonymous (P7041.p.pppool.de) - Reply to #9

Benny Hill aint. In fact this show gave me 90% of what I know about britain

<< Comment #27 @ 17:43 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #12

other 10% was what hitler said.

<< Comment #28 @ 19:54 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #27

Although having said that Hitler liked Britain. Mr. Anonymous must think VERY highly of us :o

<< Comment #34 @ 07:55 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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blue - Reply to #27

lol a hitler joke cuz he's .de, i geddit

<< Comment #13 @ 05:03 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

By

What statue are you talking about mate?

<< Comment #14 @ 05:10 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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Gladius

I want THAT one!!

=p

<< Comment #15 @ 05:13 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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Logi.

Little Britain is medicore at best, there are a million and one better british comedy shows.

<< Comment #16 @ 05:38 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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Bob

.

Edited by Bob at 22:12 CDT, 27 June 2024

<< Comment #17 @ 06:52 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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tbone

Been watching Green Wing, it's ace, haven't laughed so much in years. Little britain is only good when you watch it the first time, then it gets boring.

Other good stuff I watched recently was Brass Eye and Jam.

<< Comment #18 @ 12:38 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #17

Green Wing is ok but I wouldn't care if I missed it. "the IT crowd" was much better.

<< Comment #19 @ 13:26 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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tbone - Reply to #18

Well you can't really miss it because you have to follow the story :P

<< Comment #20 @ 13:28 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #19

That wasn't the point though!

If I did miss it I wouldn't even realise :(

<< Comment #21 @ 13:29 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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tbone - Reply to #20

I know, but maybe you missed a few episodes which is why you only think its ok :P

<< Comment #22 @ 13:31 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #21

Nah I've seen all of the first and all of the second so far.(although I think I may end up missing the next one as I won't be at a TV :o)

Edited by ini at 19:04 GMT, 20th Apr 2006

<< Comment #25 @ 14:01 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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tbone - Reply to #22

There's been the whole of the second series? :( I watched the first series while I was in the UK, but i've been downloading the second season, only 3 episodes have been released of that.

<< Comment #26 @ 14:03 CDT, 20 April 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #25

all so far = the 3 ;p

<< Comment #30 @ 05:55 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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Magz

Coupling ! :)

<< Comment #31 @ 07:10 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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Lukas - Reply to #30

True, that's so funny =]

<< Comment #32 @ 07:11 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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ppl from england invented internet... and once dominated the world with a 2 man army... goood post [+]

<< Comment #35 @ 20:51 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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spyteman - Reply to #32

ou pas: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

<< Comment #33 @ 07:14 CDT, 21 April 2006 >>

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sonic

flip that burger GOOD polak

<< Comment #37 @ 07:10 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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sonic - Reply to #33

a polaks dream is to work in one of our many dirty mcdonalds, you guys live for it.

<< Comment #36 @ 06:15 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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[CyRus]

Little britain is like marmite, you either hate it or love it.

<< Comment #38 @ 07:11 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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sonic - Reply to #36

i think marmite sucks too. just not as much.

<< Comment #39 @ 17:32 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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NiKitA

Little Britain is so crap :(

But Marmite... *thumbs up* :P

<< Comment #40 @ 18:08 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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gF|sNii

works better when high.

<< Comment #41 @ 18:34 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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BLUEman

The Office > Little Britain

<< Comment #42 @ 18:53 CDT, 23 April 2006 >>

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Keefe

The Mighty Boosh is genius, theres tons of good British comedy around at the moment (and music too).

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