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Posted by sudstah @ 11:28 CDT, 11 September 2006 - iMsg

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Edited by sudsta at 10:54 CDT, 5 April 2009 - 60801 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 11:32 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Nicky

i saw sex... i should have guessed it was you :x

*edit* i dont think you have anything to worry about

Edited by Levi240 at 11:33 CDT, 11 September 2006

<< Comment #2 @ 11:33 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #1

hehe :P wat u think lol should i be correct in not worrying or not. From what ive read its extremely low and yes i have had a piss since I last ejaculated.

<< Comment #3 @ 11:34 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #2

the chances are very very very slim i would say

<< Comment #15 @ 12:24 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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eX- - Reply to #2

People have problems to get it right when they are TRYING to get pregnant, you gotto be pretty (un)lucky to get a girl pregnant that way...

<< Comment #4 @ 11:36 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron

you're fucked mate, she's gonna have quadruplets

Edited by ZImmerman at 16:14 CDT, 11 September 2006

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<< Comment #21 @ 13:10 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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dadS - Reply to #4

if i could double plus i would, that one caught my funny bone

<< Comment #27 @ 15:28 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #21

coolio,

thought i was as funny as an ice rink

<< Comment #29 @ 16:03 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #27

fat as*

<< Comment #30 @ 16:04 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #29

both?

<< Comment #31 @ 16:10 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #30

no

Bald as
Fat as
Sad as
Deaf as
!

<< Comment #32 @ 16:15 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #31

hurt my self esteem, slowly turning me emo

<< Comment #33 @ 16:16 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #32

emo life is ok checkout breeze m8

<< Comment #102 @ 20:06 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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SmackDaddy - Reply to #4

They will have heads that look like a finger!

<< Comment #5 @ 11:39 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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brz

finger is the dad

<< Comment #6 @ 11:43 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #5

i want to laugh but i fear the irony

<< Comment #7 @ 11:46 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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yardy

lol

<< Comment #8 @ 11:47 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron

ok, the ever trusty wikipedia

Though frequently cited as a carrier for small numbers of sperm, and thus a potential cause of pregnancy, it is very unlikely that conception will occur from exposure to pre-ejaculate fluid. It has also been theorized that pre-ejaculate may push sperm from a prior ejaculation out, presumably if he has not urinated since his most recent ejaculation. These are among the reasons why withdrawal, or "pulling out", is not considered to be a reliable method of birth control. There have been no large-scale studies of sperm in pre-ejaculate, but some smaller-scale studies suggest that any sperm present may be ineffectual at causing pregnancy.

A more serious problem is those same studies have shown the presence of HIV, the virus responsible for the disease AIDS, in pre-ejaculate. Pre-ejaculate can also transmit other STDs.

<< Comment #10 @ 11:49 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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brz - Reply to #8

what i gather from that is that pre cum = aids

u gave her aids

<< Comment #11 @ 11:50 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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skint - Reply to #8

zomg he has aids !

<< Comment #52 @ 19:22 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #11

all black ppl have aids :]

<< Comment #60 @ 22:58 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #52

how about white people who think they are black? (Dird)

<< Comment #68 @ 02:40 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #60

lol

<< Comment #69 @ 03:30 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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wipeout - Reply to #60

they have pseudo-aids

<< Comment #91 @ 10:08 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Quadman - Reply to #60

'all wiggas get free vial of aids blood withe their first kilogram of bling bought'

pimping is hard, entrepreneurial is easy

<< Comment #9 @ 11:49 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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skint

wouldnt she suck you off?

<< Comment #39 @ 17:13 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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ioz - Reply to #9

fuck that he could have taken her from behind and no troubles :D

<< Comment #47 @ 18:45 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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al-Muharib - Reply to #39

or up the nose

<< Comment #50 @ 19:01 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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BlindGuardian - Reply to #47

tight

<< Comment #150 @ 10:49 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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UNR-Lord Rab - Reply to #47

nasal sex is the way forward

<< Comment #77 @ 06:45 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #39

ask ur mother about me

<< Comment #103 @ 20:08 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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SmackDaddy - Reply to #77

Hey man,....get off his mom......I know I just did! :P

<< Comment #104 @ 20:09 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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SmackDaddy - Reply to #9

And get her tonsils pregnant??? Are you mad?

<< Comment #12 @ 11:52 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron

preston? manchester right? chop it off mate quick

<< Comment #13 @ 11:53 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #12

LMFAO

<< Comment #34 @ 16:27 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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focuz - Reply to #12

oi thats round the corner from me, ive probly been there meself bein a pimp n all.

<< Comment #35 @ 16:28 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #34

fk me the kappa slapper is back

bet you've had a bit of the same girl as well =[

<< Comment #61 @ 23:20 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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MaJunior - Reply to #12

<embyness> manc girls are stupidly easy tbh
<embyness> sex is like a precurser to conversation here

also:

<MaJunior> and girls there are hawt
<d444444444444n> all the girls uve seen ive bummed
<d444444444444n> :C
<d444444444444n> lol :D
<d444444444444n> nah i admit theyre nice looking but slags im supprised we arent known above essex for that shit

Edited by MaJunior at 23:24 CDT, 11 September 2006

<< Comment #63 @ 23:28 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #61

<embyness>

some truth for once!

<< Comment #85 @ 07:19 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #61

she aint mancunian she is polish haha

<< Comment #14 @ 12:21 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Cuffahid

nub

<< Comment #16 @ 12:27 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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tom

jebus, there are horrible forums on the internet designed just for this type of stuff

<< Comment #17 @ 12:32 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sarac - Reply to #16

http://www.christianprayerministry.com/seeking_jesus/index.php

<< Comment #18 @ 12:37 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer - Reply to #17

that has got to be the gayest thing i have seen in a while...

<< Comment #37 @ 17:02 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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dansen - Reply to #17

cpm forum?

http://www.christianprayerministry.com/seekin...php?t=3369

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<< Comment #88 @ 07:34 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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xgo - Reply to #37

CPM under new Management olol

<< Comment #127 @ 10:06 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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graumull - Reply to #37

pray more promode

<< Comment #19 @ 12:39 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer

this is why u shud always carry a condom in ur wallet, that way u would have just banged her and got on with life.

<< Comment #26 @ 14:43 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sarac - Reply to #19

no, that is why all girls should use IUDs .. >:)

contraception is the responsibility of the girl, not the boy :p

<< Comment #56 @ 20:49 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #26

ack no, IUDs are evil, i've heard horror stories about infections up there then the woman becoming infertile :(

<< Comment #70 @ 04:29 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sarac - Reply to #56

yes some of the older generation, copper based ones sucked :)

<< Comment #96 @ 12:21 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #70

eek, I still hate the idea of those things :x

<< Comment #132 @ 02:04 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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dubcat - Reply to #56

actually, it's not that bad if you look after your hygine. bacteria spreading up the threads hanging down is the only real cause of infections due to use of a IUD.

but the thing that's nasty about getting one is that if you havn't given birth the insertion of it will hurt like hell.

<< Comment #141 @ 16:17 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #132

even if you have given birth it hurts like hell!

<< Comment #156 @ 10:02 CDT, 18 September 2006 >>

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dubcat - Reply to #141

aye. imagine it beeing far worse if you hadn't :)

<< Comment #157 @ 12:27 CDT, 18 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #156

*shudder*

<< Comment #58 @ 22:36 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #26

it's a responsibility of both in the mature world, but meh fuck that haha

<< Comment #93 @ 10:22 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Bob - Reply to #26

Edited by Bob at 18:20 CDT, 26 June 2024

<< Comment #100 @ 17:02 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sarac - Reply to #93

yeah contraception is only to prevent birth - fuck aids, got that already.

<< Comment #108 @ 21:44 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Fortress - Reply to #100

I am not going to eat you

<< Comment #135 @ 07:52 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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riske_of_h8 - Reply to #26

It's always puzzled me how this could not be obvious to some people :p

<< Comment #20 @ 12:40 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer

and lol, gamer nearly has sex so he goes and starts a thread about it on a gaming forum, ROFL

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<< Comment #24 @ 14:22 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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dezej the polish gypsy - Reply to #20

my thoughts exactly hahahahahha

<< Comment #38 @ 17:12 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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ioz - Reply to #20

and lol, gamer never had sex so he goes and starts a post about a thread about a gamer who nearly has sex on a gaming forum, ROFL

<< Comment #40 @ 17:23 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer - Reply to #38

...

i am not making assumptions, nor am i trying to insult, i just thought it was kinda funny, and u kno sort of stereotypical...

<< Comment #41 @ 18:13 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #20

I aint a gamer and you cant say nothing your scottish haha, i just thought i wud share my latest scares, we've all heard a bout a split jonny so why not sommat different. Also i would like to add the guy trying to be clever lets see ur pic, lets see if u get pussy.

Edited by Exe at 18:15 CDT, 11 September 2006

<< Comment #45 @ 18:33 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer - Reply to #41

u must be a game follower at least to post on this site, or do u consider urself a Quaker but not a gamer :DDDDD

<< Comment #51 @ 19:21 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #45

i fucking hate quake now, i use to play ut but now nothing, not got time for games anymore, after ut1 and q3 theres been nothing worth while.

Edited by Exe at 19:26 CDT, 11 September 2006

<< Comment #55 @ 20:02 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer - Reply to #51

hate Q4, or hate quake in general?

<< Comment #67 @ 02:36 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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InDepther - Reply to #55

i hope it isn't q3 ... THAT would be serious and make me have doubts on his success on girls (Quakers are cool).

<< Comment #76 @ 06:42 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #55

Quake4 was enough to make me hate quake in general, until q5 :P

<< Comment #79 @ 06:48 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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thelawenforcer - Reply to #76

haha, ut2k7 will suxzor

<< Comment #22 @ 13:49 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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cumrag

maybe should have try anal with her.

<< Comment #42 @ 18:14 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #22

na it rags ur dick n i didnt have lube

<< Comment #43 @ 18:27 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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cumrag - Reply to #42

spit?

<< Comment #48 @ 18:49 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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al-Muharib - Reply to #43

water is good, vaseline?

<< Comment #54 @ 19:27 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #43

i didnt have spit, i was dehydrated because i was that bladdered. All i could spit out was foam like a raging retard!

<< Comment #105 @ 20:13 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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SmackDaddy - Reply to #54

You could have used the cum on your finger? :P

<< Comment #23 @ 13:53 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Raist

I need theraphy after reading that!

<< Comment #25 @ 14:33 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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bottleofsmoke

ask boris becker

<< Comment #28 @ 16:02 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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grimbob

What a fucking great story m8!

I wouldnt worry about it m8!

Ok M8?

Txt me later m8!

<< Comment #36 @ 16:43 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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koOma

relax. chances are incredibly slim.

<< Comment #44 @ 18:31 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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CLains - Reply to #36

A chance is a chance!

<< Comment #46 @ 18:37 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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jaffeh

Age: 22

:|

<< Comment #49 @ 18:53 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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you should be fine...usually once exposed to air sperm dies fast.

<< Comment #53 @ 19:25 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #49

I hope so, ive had scares in the past that have amounted to girls talking shit, saying shit to fuck me head up, i suppose thats why i dont risk the pull out or bareback treatment now. Not worth the risk.

<< Comment #57 @ 21:11 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv

this made me shit out the golf balls my boyfriend stuck up my anus when i was sleeping. thanks v much m8.

<< Comment #59 @ 22:37 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #57

Error: The user you are trying to judge does not have access

<< Comment #73 @ 04:53 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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stoneeh - Reply to #57

probated!

<< Comment #106 @ 20:15 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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SmackDaddy - Reply to #57

ROFL!!!!! I cried dude.

<< Comment #62 @ 23:24 CDT, 11 September 2006 >>

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Demiurge '

lmao

<< Comment #64 @ 00:11 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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DDDD

relax.
have u asked if she takes pills? last time i had sex without condom (yes i know its stupid) i got to know a couple of days after that she took pills. but gosh, i was nervous to the max those days. :-(. just ask her, and it will calm your mind i guess =). good luck mate, and dont forget the condoms next time! :D

thanks.

<< Comment #137 @ 08:06 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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riske_of_h8 - Reply to #64

a good pickup approach in general to avoid such awkward situations (and the usage of condoms) is this:

- do you want to fuck?
(assuming you are hot like krek, the answer would be yes)
- do you take birth control pills
(if the answer is yes, go ahead, if not, just say "kthxbye")

note: if you're not that hot you might have to introduce yourself and maybe give her some lame compliment in a non-sexual way before asking those two key questions.

<< Comment #142 @ 17:27 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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Shrike - Reply to #137

erm ... krek is a guy isn't he .. why would he want to take birth control pills ? ;)

<< Comment #145 @ 05:30 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #142

They MAEK ME FUNAY!

<< Comment #149 @ 10:43 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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Shrike - Reply to #145

LOL :P

<< Comment #146 @ 05:49 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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riske_of_h8 - Reply to #142

We kind of prefer to be on the safe side considering we both hate kids. It's no big deal really, teh pillz0rz maek him teh funnay!!!

<< Comment #66 @ 01:17 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv

lol this shit is great, havent used a condom since i was 16.

theyre for sailors!

<< Comment #72 @ 04:45 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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koOma - Reply to #66

yeah. I'm never ever using a condom again. Just don't fuck shady skanks and it's all good -___-

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<< Comment #119 @ 15:56 CDT, 14 September 2006 >>

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gSTRUCTOR ' - Reply to #72

Incorrect.

<< Comment #126 @ 08:40 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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koOma - Reply to #119

Ok etc

<< Comment #65 @ 00:53 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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manic

I'd be worried about how you are gona break it to your kids that they were conceived that way ;)

<< Comment #107 @ 20:16 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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SmackDaddy - Reply to #65

They won't fall for the old "pull my finger" trick!!

<< Comment #71 @ 04:33 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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fern

what are you going to name your pre-cum child? Houdini?

<< Comment #74 @ 05:35 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Anonymous (d199-126-157-225.abhsia.telus.net) - Reply to #71

DJ Diddles

<< Comment #75 @ 06:21 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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HamstaHue

comes too soon after gay post. what u proving ey

<< Comment #78 @ 06:48 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #75

LMFAO, btw how come no 1 else has posted any funny stories on here. Like giving a lubing a girl and giving the girl anal, her shitting out diarrhoea on ur dick, u both being sick and the camera man in the wardrobe falling out being sick. Something like that...

Edited by Exe at 06:50 CDT, 12 September 2006

<< Comment #94 @ 10:46 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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HamstaHue - Reply to #78

lol, i read that story..

<< Comment #95 @ 10:47 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #94

aye good ole tucker max :]

<< Comment #80 @ 06:49 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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ini '

This thread is ruining the ESR experience for everyone else with its clear 18+/Adult content, I suggest it requires a Nuke+Ban for the poster.

<< Comment #81 @ 06:51 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #80

hey this is life, it is not banter. Besides theres been stories about people pissing all over lan centres at esports events on esr, so this is tame compared to stuff like that. You could argue that it would encourage other kiddies to do the same.

<< Comment #82 @ 06:54 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #81

That is gaming orientated mate, keep with the times the reptiles are banning off topic talk.

<< Comment #84 @ 07:16 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #82

OT means off topic

<< Comment #86 @ 07:24 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #84

Yeah but they don't like off topic anymore, you're going to be probated

<< Comment #89 @ 08:46 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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fern - Reply to #80

So what if it was in his journal?

<< Comment #83 @ 07:13 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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TosspoT

I think you will become pregnant, i saw that film with danny devito. Its possible

Edited by TosspoT at 07:13 CDT, 12 September 2006

<< Comment #98 @ 13:22 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #83

yeah uh, "Junior" isnt it? with big arnold?

<< Comment #120 @ 17:18 CDT, 14 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #98

twins

<< Comment #87 @ 07:29 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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mammon

The freakiest post ever. Didnt get past the cum on finger part.

<< Comment #90 @ 09:09 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Jamerio '

The world is great.

Edited by Jamerio at 10:40 CDT, 1 October 2009

<< Comment #111 @ 03:47 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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danny - Reply to #90

so is ur life

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<< Comment #125 @ 06:01 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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HamstaHue - Reply to #111

hehe

<< Comment #92 @ 10:19 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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Zanno

why isn't the dumb cunt on the pill

<< Comment #97 @ 13:21 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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funnyb

u knew her? then ask if she got any std's, if no, just fuck her. the chances of her getting pregnant is so small its worth it, im sure most people in here can relate to having sex without condom once in a while, its just shit that happens, PUT IT IN THERE HOMIE

<< Comment #99 @ 13:41 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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lepow

My own experience is that most girls usually takes anti-pregnancy pills or take a "regret-pill" the next day. If she's worth it, then fuck her goddamnit!

Edited by lepow at 13:41 CDT, 12 September 2006

<< Comment #101 @ 18:17 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #99

the regret pill is sommat like 30-50 quid a time

Edited by Exe at 18:18 CDT, 12 September 2006

<< Comment #110 @ 03:25 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #101

not cheap being a slag then ey :P

<< Comment #139 @ 16:13 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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rdmz - Reply to #110

hahaha

<< Comment #113 @ 07:04 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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lepow - Reply to #101

A child is more expensive :p

Anyways, my experience is that almost all girls take the daily anti-pregnancy pills. If they for some reason doesn't take them, they can always take a regret pill.

Still condoms is the safest child prevention for one night stands because you never know who's been fucking her lately ;)

<< Comment #128 @ 12:48 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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fag with no name - Reply to #101

pay her for it next time!

<< Comment #109 @ 22:48 CDT, 12 September 2006 >>

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tylermorgan

Go buy condoms!

<< Comment #112 @ 06:35 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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dokk

Always use ultra-fast-contraceptic (correct spelling?) We use POSTINOR here in LT (avail in RUS too). Try searchin :P BTW the drug must be used within' 72h since shot was in :))

<< Comment #114 @ 07:46 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #112

" life always finds a way " (jurassic park, 1993) especially my sperm! its evolved probably to hook onto other sperm to make the journey to the egg easier, then at the last minute they all fight to be the One highlander, this btw is true in rats not that I have any resemblence to 1 in the slightest.

<< Comment #115 @ 11:44 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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BalkanFM

ur a fucking pussy, she all naked and you afraid to take of ur boxers... and then you didnt even fuck her... loser

<< Comment #117 @ 18:10 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #115

hey thats why you've got 50 kids called arif patel

17%

<< Comment #116 @ 14:05 CDT, 13 September 2006 >>

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dokk

Ye do it in da ass ! :D

<< Comment #118 @ 14:33 CDT, 14 September 2006 >>

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|nFin1teFX|

hey exe =) nice post...wear rubber gloves next time ;)

lets hope u didnt infect her with that famous finger of yours =))

ooow im soo funny...

<< Comment #121 @ 18:19 CDT, 14 September 2006 >>

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spring-afk

once i read...coca-cola kills 99% of sperms..within sekonds..
coce-light does the 100% ..

not a joke..and its up to you what you do with that information ;)

<< Comment #122 @ 18:22 CDT, 14 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #121

I am thinking 2 things of that information, both being funny.

1. Is buy a 1 litre bottle of diet coca cola, stick it up her rat and shake the bottle for the foam to act.

2. ur being racial and saying im coca cola light, therefore my colour/genetic makeup destroys sperm anyway.

Edited by sudsta at 11:23 CDT, 1 October 2009

<< Comment #123 @ 03:12 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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Emp^y

gawd how pubescent , thinking that every shots a winner .... i have 2 kids and getting a female pregnant isnt a case of her recieving your godly sperm , there are a whole host of other factors involved.

Chances are there is no pregnancy.

<< Comment #129 @ 21:37 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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Zanno - Reply to #123

like what

<< Comment #130 @ 21:37 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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Zanno - Reply to #129

i'd really like to know how to get a girl pregnant so i can do the complete opposite

<< Comment #131 @ 21:38 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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Zanno - Reply to #130

i just zinged myself

<< Comment #134 @ 07:12 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #131

ill recover u! YEH CMON HOW!

<< Comment #144 @ 22:43 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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Drexciyian - Reply to #130

I heard if she puts her finget in your bum just before you cum she wont get pregnant, try it!

<< Comment #174 @ 10:32 CDT, 1 October 2009 >>

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raithza - Reply to #144

lold irl

<< Comment #140 @ 16:16 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #123

some ppl fall pregnant easier than others

<< Comment #151 @ 12:24 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #140

Edited by Aaron at 02:04 CDT, 3 August 2009

<< Comment #124 @ 05:01 CDT, 15 September 2006 >>

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JOhnjo

Thats how the elephant man was born wasnt it. Didnt a vet jack off before delivering an animal, thus reinpregnanting the poor creature.

Edited by matty at 05:04 CDT, 15 September 2006

<< Comment #133 @ 07:05 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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raithza

dude thats nothing, I've had condoms break and not notice it till afterwards...

Morning after pills ftw

<< Comment #136 @ 08:04 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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ioz - Reply to #133

condoms break? try using tires then

<< Comment #138 @ 08:09 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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raithza - Reply to #136

i dont get it

<< Comment #143 @ 19:51 CDT, 16 September 2006 >>

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endi

u speak like the chav u prolly are

<< Comment #147 @ 05:55 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #143

your uneducated shut up, and how dare a finish moron like yourself use english used slang, you probabaly dont even know what a chav / scally is, evidently as you just called me one.

<< Comment #148 @ 09:57 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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haazz

well your sensible not to do anything.
thats what i do keep the boxers on!!

of course you will get the stupid foreigners on this site saying BLOODY BUM HER :D

you did the right thing !

<< Comment #152 @ 12:30 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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rdmz

I don't know what to make of this.. cry out for atention or what? It's just lame to post this shit. I mean.. you can't be that retarded not to be able to figure this out yourself or even ask a few friends..? Well whatever, is cool

Edited by rdm at 12:32 CDT, 17 September 2006

<< Comment #153 @ 12:57 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #152

share and care, its a post of something different, why not post it? just because you bother about it dont mean everyone else does.

<< Comment #154 @ 13:26 CDT, 17 September 2006 >>

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rdmz - Reply to #153

It's all good man.. just seems weird to me ..

<< Comment #155 @ 09:42 CDT, 18 September 2006 >>

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Six16

bah exe! I did the exact same thing last night :<

*crosses fingers*

<< Comment #158 @ 16:10 CDT, 18 September 2006 >>

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luKrek

She should keep it.

<< Comment #159 @ 18:23 CDT, 18 September 2006 >>

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sudstah

GODAMMIT WILL THE PEOPLE OF ESR LET THIS POST DIE, ITS LIKE THE TUPAC COLUMN I DID, IT NEVER ENDS!

<< Comment #160 @ 04:02 CDT, 19 September 2006 >>

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Aquashark - Reply to #159

tupac column? you're a chav indeedo

<< Comment #161 @ 06:21 CDT, 19 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #160

another foreigner that says things which aint true, ow yer and stay out of the UK!

<< Comment #162 @ 06:34 CDT, 19 September 2006 >>

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ini ' - Reply to #161

You're a chav

<< Comment #163 @ 06:41 CDT, 19 September 2006 >>

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sudstah - Reply to #162

your a dirty chav

<< Comment #164 @ 09:10 CDT, 19 September 2006 >>

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Aquashark - Reply to #161

chavs are everywhere mate!
it's only that they're called different

<< Comment #165 @ 17:05 CDT, 4 April 2009 >>

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Anonymous (vpn.lse.ac.uk)

lmao chav

<< Comment #166 @ 17:25 CDT, 4 April 2009 >>

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26671 - Reply to #165

Why do you people bump such old threads?

<< Comment #168 @ 19:03 CDT, 4 April 2009 >>

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spyteman - Reply to #166

So people like you get upset :)

<< Comment #171 @ 17:42 CDT, 5 April 2009 >>

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26671 - Reply to #168

I'M NOT UPSET

<< Comment #172 @ 18:18 CDT, 5 April 2009 >>

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Anonymous (vpn.lse.ac.uk) - Reply to #171

y so upset? b(

<< Comment #167 @ 18:44 CDT, 4 April 2009 >>

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Raist

proud to have posted here.

<< Comment #169 @ 21:58 CDT, 4 April 2009 >>

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erok

how did i miss this thread, anyway
PUT IT IN HER MOUTH, I SAID HER MOTHERFUCKIN MOUTH

<< Comment #170 @ 01:36 CDT, 5 April 2009 >>

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[mash]

oh
my
god.

<< Comment #173 @ 10:13 CDT, 1 October 2009 >>

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mammon

damn, i dont even remember what was in the post =P

<< Comment #175 @ 10:33 CDT, 1 October 2009 >>

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raithza - Reply to #173

short version:

pulled girl
no condom
precum on hands

<< Comment #176 @ 06:49 CST, 8 December 2009 >>

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baron Railgun ' - Reply to #175

smth like it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9wRxW7v1LA&feature=related

<< Comment #177 @ 07:15 CST, 8 December 2009 >>

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Raist - Reply to #176

Holy shit that vid is gonna give me nightmares..

<< Comment #178 @ 07:20 CST, 8 December 2009 >>

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Raist - Reply to #177

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyH_U-IQiSA&feature=related

*sob*

<< Comment #179 @ 08:59 CST, 8 December 2009 >>

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Terifire - Reply to #178

holyyyyy shiiiiiiit

<< Comment #180 @ 12:20 CST, 8 December 2009 >>

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Six16 - Reply to #178

rofl @ the penatrating! :D

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