Think I got the numbers wrong way round.

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Department of Homeland Security"

"We're in fkn uk m8s"

"Tony Blair"

"..."

:D

.

it's me

pffft u terrorist

Strange, maybe they're just spoofing numbers to make it less obvious who they're actually calling; or maybe you just have a number similar to al-queda's favourite "Ankle show" sex line.

This last suggestion is completely unlikely, as everyone knows all Aphganis are terrorists, but perhaps it is a genuine wrong number.

maybe it's elpajuo desperately trying to get through?




how did things turn out with elpa anyway?

report to next police station imo







and get arrested :>

i'm with you spitman.

it's just Osama making prank phone calls, don't worry about it; he's getting bored in his cave

Chances are it's one of those cons, where they phone u and try and get u to call back, calling a premium line.

yup, more than likely.