welcome, enjoy your stay and watch out for the trolls ;>

Hello.

Don't take everything posted here too seriously.

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Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.

The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.

The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.

The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."

=DDD

waha +

lol

hehe france LOL ;---)
funny when u think about it right ??

Somewhere on the countryside a farmer and a professor are waiting on the bus. After a few minutes the farmer suggests a game to kill time while waiting:
F: Let's play a game to kill time while we're waiting. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it you'll have to pay me one dollar. Then it's your turn and if I can't answer your question you'll get a dollar from me aswell. What do you think?
P: Fine with me, but listen I'm a professor so I suggest a small change. If you can't answer my question you'll only have to pay half a dollar, while you'll still get one dollar from me. Ok?
F: Great, let's start. What is this: it walks up a hill with 2 legs, and when it comes down again it has 5 legs?
P: hmmm.... no idea, that can't be true. What is it?
farmer: I have no idea either, but you owe me a dollar. Your turn.
...and so on

capital market theory: any arbitrage possibility is used immediately

Crazish, you probably want to check out Raziel's (or was his name Raz1el?) tutorial. I dont think the search function is working all that good at the moment, but it was a tutorial for RTCW where he he wrote about what you should think about, commands, configs etc. Including that he had some videos and what not. I dont think the tutorial itself was available on ESR, but more likely on sweRTCW, but there was a forum post/thread about it on ESR.
Hope you find it, it was pretty useful.

Edit: found it right here: http://www.swertcw.com/default.php?c=download&id=493

omg the star avatar has gone?!

Uh what?

apparently its just me :( alot of the avatars arnt working for me

still a star to me

ye its me for some reason :/

hax

haha i mean im new in the ers community i play ET/RTCW since a long time =P and i have read 'aiming by raziel' but its from one and only one players, im looking for a full of technics infos about sensitivity and stuff :) but thanks anyway =)

hello!

what #1 and #2 said <@:)