..like Dird are a phenomenon. They are well educated, good looking and warm hearted. When they open their mouth you can see their theeth brightening the world. And when you hear their word everything around you get's swallowed by some kind of pink goo.
At first he is funny to watch, but when you stare at him sitting on the ground and making those awkward moves for a few minutes your mind falls into a trance-like state of anaesthekinesia.
If it recognizes you being paralysed, it will begin moving closer. You will feel it's hunger for human flesh on your skin like the gentle breath of the wind passing by. It will be the last time you feel something like that. From this point on there's only the suffering of pain.
The legs move faster and faster. What's that? You can see it's shadow in the corner of your eye, the one eye that will be ripped out by Dird's dirty claws as he moans with great pleasure. In a few seconds.
Hm? You think you can get away somehow?
Try!