Yo yo yo, lemme see them hands people! Woah come on now, you can feel the beat.
Remember way back when I was smokin' crack, and you were workin' the corner, sellin' that ass, and I took that rusty pipe and gave your head that gash, and I took all your cash, and spent it on smack? I feel bad about that, not really, but yeah, that, and the time I made you shave your cat, oh, and the time I made your ass look fat, or when I played the back nine while you were taking a nap. As a matter of fact, I've been an absolute jerk, stealing cash from your purse, but that ain't the worst, I can't believe I'm the guy that filled your eye with (record spin) and when we went to ER I hit on the nurse. Now we're in a church, to make it official, I love you, you bitch.