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Anyone who can speak German, please tell (27 comments)

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Posted by c1nd3r @ 16:28 CDT, 12 April 2007 - iMsg

Anyone who can speak German, please tell me what the hell this guy is saying...

http://spankwire.com/Article.aspx?id=98072

This is the most hilarious porn blooper ever.

NSFW.

(not safe for work)

11333 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 16:42 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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randomness666

i have no idea i dont know anything about german language. but im still posting cause im first !

xD

<< Comment #2 @ 17:20 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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^wrz^

:)

"Sind Sie des Wahnsinns, Mann?"

- Man, are you (fucking) crazy ?

"Oh, Scheisse !"

- Oh,shit !

Edited by ^wrz^ at 17:21 CDT, 12 April 2007

<< Comment #8 @ 19:42 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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c1nd3r - Reply to #2

THX.

<< Comment #3 @ 17:28 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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netrex

Hahaha :P

<< Comment #4 @ 17:39 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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mefajpE^

haha:D

<< Comment #5 @ 17:53 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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MarzenGold

rofl

<< Comment #6 @ 17:59 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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thelawenforcer '

lol

<< Comment #7 @ 18:46 CDT, 12 April 2007 >>

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skint

hahahaha

<< Comment #9 @ 03:27 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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spEEdbird

im at work

what happens :O

<< Comment #11 @ 04:53 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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MarzenGold - Reply to #9

http://www.esreality.com/files/inlineimages/2...ISSOU_.jpg

<< Comment #10 @ 03:36 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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[mash]

omfg rofl

<< Comment #12 @ 05:47 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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xoji

The worst thing is, it's obviously fake. And the dood must of willingly accepted to be blown on. Sick.

<< Comment #13 @ 06:13 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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c1nd3r - Reply to #12

Its not fake, they slowed it down as a replay.. and the guy jerking it tries to cum on the girls ass, but he closed his eyes and didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

<< Comment #14 @ 07:19 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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xoji - Reply to #13

It is clearly fake.

<< Comment #16 @ 15:27 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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c1nd3r - Reply to #14

You must have extensive knowledge of gay men cumshots then.. :/

<< Comment #17 @ 15:49 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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xoji - Reply to #16

Your the one who wants it to be real, not me.

<< Comment #18 @ 02:03 CDT, 14 April 2007 >>

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c1nd3r - Reply to #17

Exactly, if its real then its a blooper, and im not simply watching a man jizz on another mans face for fun.

<< Comment #21 @ 05:13 CDT, 19 April 2007 >>

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Liam - Reply to #18

Would you two just get it over with and kiss already?

<< Comment #15 @ 09:37 CDT, 13 April 2007 >>

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endi

Hast Du etwas Zeit fuer mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so waer
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenflieger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen

<< Comment #19 @ 07:07 CDT, 14 April 2007 >>

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deotrip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0QRU54ato0

TRANSLATION

woman:
so, this is the power box that is causing us problems. if you could please have a look at it?

man:
yeah sure, but why is straw lying on the floor?

woman:
hm.. and why have u got a mask on?

man:
hm pff... well then suck my dick.

Edited by deotrip at 07:08 CDT, 14 April 2007

<< Comment #20 @ 22:05 CDT, 14 April 2007 >>

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fragmaster_ - Reply to #19

we once had a "porn-party" at my friend's and her roommatesn apaprtment (porn decoration, everybody dressed all whory and stuff) and i tried that "whys there straw lying on the floor?" a couple of times... didn't work :(

<< Comment #22 @ 07:30 CDT, 19 April 2007 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #20

drop the soap done smart is it?

<< Comment #23 @ 05:10 CDT, 20 April 2007 >>

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supersexyleetmegaruler - Reply to #20

so did it end up in group sex or not?

<< Comment #24 @ 09:13 CDT, 20 April 2007 >>

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Anonymous (149.9.0.56) - Reply to #20

er.. the CHICK is the one who asks that..

<< Comment #27 @ 12:52 CDT, 20 April 2007 >>

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fragmaster_ - Reply to #24

man "why so much straw?"
girl "why u wearing a mask?"
man "um the suck it"

?!

<< Comment #25 @ 09:13 CDT, 20 April 2007 >>

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Anonymous (tor.fabiankeil.de) - Reply to #19

that's hot. do you know what it's from?

is it rocco!!

<< Comment #26 @ 12:45 CDT, 20 April 2007 >>

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deotrip - Reply to #25

no idea man

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