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Enemies (58 comments)

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Posted by LoCK @ 18:32 CDT, 29 June 2007 - iMsg

The doctor says: Alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus says: Love thy enemy.
The priest says: Believe in Jesus.

I've been thinking of getting me one of those for-life enemies lately. You know, one that you might rebuild his lawn mower for so that it runs amok and stuff. Like Donald Ducks fights with his neighbour. Could be fun.

Are there any of you guys who've had or still have mortal enemies with wich you have had constant fights with? Might be with a person, might be with a company or it might be with a fucking animal. I don't care. Just tell us some good stories so the rest of us may laugh at it. =P

Edited by LoCK at 19:35 CDT, 29 June 2007 - 12517 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 18:39 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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enemies

<< Comment #3 @ 18:43 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #1

Ops, lol. Thanks. =)

<< Comment #2 @ 18:40 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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And zimmerman is my sworn enemy!

<< Comment #4 @ 18:44 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #2

Give us some stories.

<< Comment #8 @ 23:41 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #4

He's a fat, deaf, ice rink cunt!

<< Comment #13 @ 12:16 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #4

i found out his motley crue secret... about it!

<< Comment #14 @ 12:44 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #13

You made that shit up. WILL KILL YOU!

<< Comment #20 @ 15:30 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #14

LOL!

Why do I find it funny every time someone on esr wanna kill some other user? =P

Edited by LoCK at 15:31 CDT, 30 June 2007

<< Comment #43 @ 14:07 CDT, 6 July 2007 >>

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becks - Reply to #20

cause it's where gaming meets reality :)

<< Comment #5 @ 19:03 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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jaffeh

i havent found an opponent worthy of being my enemy yet

applications with cv and covering letter to be sent to the usual address

<< Comment #7 @ 23:39 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #5

I thought all girls had at least one enemy. Guess you're the exception then.

<< Comment #16 @ 15:28 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #7

I thought so too!

<< Comment #58 @ 04:37 CDT, 24 July 2007 >>

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link - Reply to #7

there are no girls on the internets

<< Comment #51 @ 16:28 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #5

I forgot the address. Can you give it to me again?

<< Comment #6 @ 20:47 CDT, 29 June 2007 >>

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tbone

lora.

<< Comment #9 @ 08:46 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Liam

Evil monkey in my wardrobe.

Also most of the internet.

<< Comment #17 @ 15:28 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #9

Which parts of the Internet arn't your enemies then? =)

<< Comment #29 @ 17:39 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Liam - Reply to #17

tom

<< Comment #32 @ 18:22 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #29

Pretty big part I must say.

<< Comment #10 @ 09:39 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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PuX

i hate you but you hate yourself too ;)

<< Comment #15 @ 15:28 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #10

Bloodhound Gang ftw. =D

<< Comment #11 @ 10:32 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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jonte

i had a rival in real life but when i started making twice his pay, drive a fancier car, go out with a prettier girl and lift more at the gym it got boring. then i grew up and now i dont really care anymore

<< Comment #18 @ 15:29 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #11

Growing up sucks.. =(

<< Comment #24 @ 16:28 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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supersexyleetmegaruler - Reply to #18

hehe

<< Comment #56 @ 16:33 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #11

then i woke up and now i dont really care anymore

<< Comment #12 @ 12:16 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Aaron

anyone in #way2 minus lob, ini, way2ez, xpo, infact

just booger the fucking cunt

but on a serious note, yes have a few, most recent being a manager at work, although he quit. =[

<< Comment #19 @ 15:29 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #12

It's always booger! DAMN HIM!

That manager of yours who quit. Why did you become enemies?

<< Comment #21 @ 16:10 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #19

because he was a cunt, and super useless

only had the job because he was some close freind of the centre manager, couldn't do the job to save his life, he was an insult. !

<< Comment #22 @ 16:12 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #19

oh also looked down and women, treated them like utter shit

had a high power I AM I AM attitude, got his arsed covered everytime he made a cockup and was well just a total cock.

<< Comment #28 @ 17:30 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #22

Aaahaha! Noone does the job of being a real asshole like a total cock.

<< Comment #42 @ 13:08 CDT, 6 July 2007 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #12

excuse ma

<< Comment #23 @ 16:27 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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supersexyleetmegaruler

im enemies with a guy from my village since primary school
i chose the normal way of life, he chose the asshole way of life, and we never got along, fought a few times, but now we just avoid each other
well, he probably had a little more fun and a few more girls than me til now, but we're both around the same age (25) and he might die the next 5-10 years because of liver damage, and has 2 or 3 children he didnt want and never sees, but ofc has to pay for them
while i'm pretty fine
think tho he's got it pretty bad now and it wont get better, i still will majorly kick his ass the next years whenever the time is right, cause i just so very much hate persons like him

also, icelanders are pretty shit

<< Comment #25 @ 17:21 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #23

ye, booger is just wow a cunt

<< Comment #27 @ 17:27 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #25

DAMN HIM!

<< Comment #26 @ 17:27 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #23

Nice. Tape the next fight please. =P

<< Comment #31 @ 18:06 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #23

dumb pole

<< Comment #37 @ 07:15 CDT, 2 July 2007 >>

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noctis - Reply to #31

congratulations, your the 10000th user to fall for stonys flag. :d

<< Comment #40 @ 11:46 CDT, 2 July 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #37

i think he knows stony is from austria

<< Comment #30 @ 18:02 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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Liefje

Make love not war!

<< Comment #33 @ 18:23 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #30

Damn women. Always against hurting others. ;)

<< Comment #38 @ 07:27 CDT, 2 July 2007 >>

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Demiurge ' - Reply to #30

easy for you to say!

<< Comment #41 @ 12:01 CDT, 6 July 2007 >>

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mammon - Reply to #30

friggin hippies keep ruining =/

<< Comment #50 @ 14:13 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #41

I can have a grudge against you if you really want ;D

<< Comment #52 @ 16:29 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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mammon - Reply to #50

Hmm, that sounds tempting!

<< Comment #54 @ 16:31 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #52

you ain't missin much, trust me :l

<< Comment #44 @ 05:34 CDT, 7 July 2007 >>

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fag with no name - Reply to #30

die inferior!

<< Comment #45 @ 16:21 CDT, 7 July 2007 >>

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al-Muharib - Reply to #44

DIE

<< Comment #55 @ 16:31 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #45

good clan @ CoD1

<< Comment #47 @ 12:50 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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Mav_ - Reply to #30

make love not work!

<< Comment #49 @ 14:13 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #47

Make love not babies! :D

<< Comment #34 @ 18:25 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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i want in on this, oh man do i hate lock! .. but maby not so much a rival, to stupid :(

<< Comment #35 @ 18:30 CDT, 30 June 2007 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #34

Asshole. =P Watch it so that I don't start making calls to you in the middle of the night waking you up all the time.

<< Comment #36 @ 06:01 CDT, 2 July 2007 >>

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can't wait ^^ i'll bribe krz to be on my side :P

<< Comment #39 @ 08:21 CDT, 2 July 2007 >>

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egd

keel/pm HO HO HO

<< Comment #48 @ 12:51 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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Mav_ - Reply to #39

been waiting for that kind of post :p

<< Comment #46 @ 15:09 CDT, 14 July 2007 >>

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puma_

Warlocks!

Edited by k1ck-puma at 15:09 CDT, 14 July 2007

<< Comment #53 @ 16:29 CDT, 23 July 2007 >>

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viaIImaximus - Reply to #46

puma

<< Comment #57 @ 03:44 CDT, 24 July 2007 >>

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Ryan2015

My hate is saved for Taxday

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