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The bumping journal. (80 comments)

( Journal: OT)

Posted by LoCK @ 23:16 CDT, 5 August 2007 - iMsg

Bump'd.
OH YEAH! How does that feel funnyb? Mr. I'mTheBestBumper. Mr. LookAtMeIBumpEveryThreadICanBeforeAnybodyElse.
Beat you to it this time, didn't I? Who's the bumping king now? Huh huh?!

Damn mother bumper

14846 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 23:40 CDT, 5 August 2007 >>

By

primax

bumped

<< Comment #2 @ 01:34 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

Nicky

bmp'd

<< Comment #3 @ 01:34 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

*dumped*

<< Comment #4 @ 03:24 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

link

i started it :<

<< Comment #5 @ 04:12 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

bum'ed

<< Comment #6 @ 04:46 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

Backstab

bm'ed

<< Comment #7 @ 04:55 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

netrex

Humped!

Edit: Oh noes.

Edited by netrex at 04:55 CDT, 6 August 2007

<< Comment #8 @ 05:35 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

Jamerio '

Bump Bump

The Mac Dad will make you Bump Bump
The Daddy Mac will make you Bump Bump
Kris Kross will make you Bump Bump
uh huh uh huh

Jamerio (C)

Edited by Jamerio at 05:36 CDT, 6 August 2007

<< Comment #9 @ 06:10 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

xunk - Reply to #8

I came to get down
So get out your seats and bump around
bump around
bump up bump up and get down
bump

House Of Pain (c)

<< Comment #10 @ 07:38 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

Backstab - Reply to #9

"BumbBummping" - Chumbawamba

<< Comment #16 @ 06:20 CDT, 8 August 2007 >>

By

becks - Reply to #10

I aint the worst that youve seen.
Oh cant you see what I mean ?
Might as well bump. bump !
Go ahead, bump.
Might as well bump. bump !
Go ahead, bump.

van Halen (c)

<< Comment #11 @ 09:10 CDT, 6 August 2007 >>

By

[mash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_HFlOQKss

<< Comment #12 @ 11:31 CDT, 7 August 2007 >>

By

endi

these guys invented bumping on the interbits

<< Comment #13 @ 13:05 CDT, 7 August 2007 >>

By

Aaron

lock vs funnyb

some kinda goku vs vegeta neverending dbz battle isit?

<< Comment #15 @ 05:26 CDT, 8 August 2007 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #13

It sure is, I'm gonna get him in the end.

Bumped.

<< Comment #28 @ 17:29 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #13

funnyb has been gone from the bumping scene for a while now. Guess I grew the longest hair!

<< Comment #30 @ 18:06 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

[mash] - Reply to #28

what threads did you bump lately?

<< Comment #31 @ 18:08 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #30

None, but I got my own fucking bumping thread bumped. That gotta count as something!

<< Comment #32 @ 18:39 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By $\0/$ V-DecK - Reply to #31

You still got nothing on him.

<< Comment #33 @ 18:51 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #32

I'm more good looking?

<< Comment #62 @ 16:17 CST, 6 February 2008 >>

By

funnyb - Reply to #28

you should imsg me when you create a thread like this, i saw it today :o rude

<< Comment #63 @ 23:11 CST, 6 February 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #62

Haha, yeah I should do that I guess. =P How the hell could you have missed it?

<< Comment #64 @ 05:09 CST, 7 February 2008 >>

By

funnyb - Reply to #63

not using esr as much nowadays :p therefore the lack of bumping!

play more promode!

<< Comment #65 @ 08:24 CST, 7 February 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #64

I'll play more promode if you play more esr bumping game. Deal? =)

<< Comment #66 @ 09:13 CST, 7 February 2008 >>

By

funnyb - Reply to #65

hmm.. hmm..

bump'd

<< Comment #14 @ 16:15 CDT, 7 August 2007 >>

By

blue

dump'd

<< Comment #17 @ 10:12 CDT, 8 August 2007 >>

By

Aaron - Reply to #14

*spyteman

<< Comment #18 @ 02:04 CDT, 10 August 2007 >>

By

slasher'd

<< Comment #19 @ 04:42 CDT, 10 August 2007 >>

By

fojji

bwidth exceeded or something ^^

Edited by fojji at 19:14 CDT, 10 August 2007

<< Comment #21 @ 18:36 CDT, 10 August 2007 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #19

Stop doing that!

<< Comment #20 @ 05:09 CDT, 10 August 2007 >>

By

Nicky

[sing]"I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind" [/sing]

<< Comment #22 @ 08:36 CDT, 11 August 2007 >>

By

wipeout

someone sticky this

<< Comment #23 @ 14:01 CDT, 11 August 2007 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #22

I like the way you're thinking. Someone do as he says!

This 'someone' we're talking about must be powerfull, ain't he/she?

Edited by LoCK at 14:02 CDT, 11 August 2007

<< Comment #24 @ 21:33 CDT, 11 August 2007 >>

By

Demiurge '

bump'd

<< Comment #25 @ 07:08 CDT, 12 August 2007 >>

By

Backstab

http://imdb.com/title/tt0765489/

<< Comment #26 @ 16:55 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

danny

bumped

<< Comment #27 @ 17:27 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #26

Haha, I was wondering when someone would do this! =D
And of course it would be my own honey bunny!

<< Comment #29 @ 18:01 CST, 11 January 2008 >>

By

danny - Reply to #27

<3

<< Comment #34 @ 00:52 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Nicky - Reply to #26

you're stalking LoCK arnt you!

<< Comment #35 @ 05:19 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

danny - Reply to #34

we are lovers.. didnt you know?

<< Comment #38 @ 13:18 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Nicky - Reply to #35

i had got that impression yes ;)

<< Comment #43 @ 17:27 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #35

Oooh baby, you're such a sweetie pie!

<< Comment #36 @ 05:56 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Nukm

i wanna be part of this community :(
plz pm me something funny i can post here!

<< Comment #37 @ 12:33 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Jamerio ' - Reply to #36

Germans are not a funny nation.
Sorry its, just not your forte. Stick to porno's and beer festivals.

<< Comment #39 @ 15:23 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

hnns - Reply to #37

u never change :>

<< Comment #40 @ 16:11 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Jamerio ' - Reply to #39

It's ok to be rude if you're right.

<< Comment #41 @ 16:44 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

hnns - Reply to #40

umm yeah if you wanna live your life being an asshole then i guess you're right. luckily i was raised better that to actually believe this "it's ok to be rude if you're right" lol.

<< Comment #44 @ 17:50 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Jamerio ' - Reply to #41

Well, I guess that's the difference between alpha and beta.

Alpha's don't care what beta's think.

<< Comment #45 @ 17:51 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

hnns - Reply to #44

your mother would be ashamed if she read this

<< Comment #46 @ 18:20 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

Jamerio ' - Reply to #45

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1494456#pid1494456

All swings and roundabouts. I consider it a far worse thing to encourage people to take drugs.

<< Comment #48 @ 22:28 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

hnns - Reply to #46

haha

<< Comment #49 @ 22:37 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

hnns - Reply to #46

but your mother was a crackwhore?

<< Comment #50 @ 22:39 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

hnns - Reply to #49

you seem to be quite rude?

<< Comment #57 @ 13:21 CST, 14 January 2008 >>

By

sonic - Reply to #46

drugs > u

<< Comment #54 @ 03:29 CST, 14 January 2008 >>

By

becks - Reply to #44

yeah and that's exactly why Germans don't care what brits think about their humor ;)

<< Comment #42 @ 17:26 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #40

lol

<< Comment #47 @ 19:35 CST, 12 January 2008 >>

By

mammon

.

Edited by nvck at 19:36 CST, 12 January 2008

<< Comment #52 @ 17:24 CST, 13 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #47

Haha! Bumpfalos are awsome!

<< Comment #51 @ 08:21 CST, 13 January 2008 >>

By

Thorin '

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/122807/media.php?media=wtf.wmv

Edited by Thorin at 08:23 CST, 13 January 2008

<< Comment #53 @ 17:30 CST, 13 January 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #51

OMFG! Hilarious! And to think that is Arqon's girlfriend. Kinda makes you understand why he is the way he is.

<< Comment #60 @ 04:46 CST, 21 January 2008 >>

By

sonic - Reply to #53

You made an error, stop it.

story of arqons life

<< Comment #55 @ 04:55 CST, 14 January 2008 >>

By

Bob

.

Edited by Bob at 23:06 CDT, 27 June 2024

<< Comment #56 @ 13:03 CST, 14 January 2008 >>

By

spyteman - Reply to #55

makes me sad

<< Comment #58 @ 14:23 CST, 14 January 2008 >>

By

Bob - Reply to #56

.

Edited by Bob at 23:06 CDT, 27 June 2024

<< Comment #59 @ 15:44 CST, 14 January 2008 >>

By

spyteman - Reply to #58

=)

hell fucking NO.

<< Comment #61 @ 06:34 CST, 21 January 2008 >>

By

Raist

uber mega nazi bump

<< Comment #67 @ 18:15 CST, 21 February 2008 >>

By

ironbyte

Never gonna bump you up
Never gonna bump you down
Never gonna bump around and desert you
Never gonna make you bump
Never gonna say goodbump
Never gonna tell a lie and bump you

<< Comment #68 @ 18:16 CST, 21 February 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #67

God damnit, Rick bump'd. =(

<< Comment #69 @ 03:17 CST, 22 February 2008 >>

By

http://www.chathamgirlsgrammar.medway.sch.uk/...20Bump.jpg

Edited by sabre0001 at 03:18 CST, 22 February 2008

<< Comment #70 @ 17:24 CDT, 26 October 2008 >>

By

ironbyte

LoCK is a retard!

<< Comment #71 @ 17:25 CDT, 26 October 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #70

You bastard!

<< Comment #72 @ 17:28 CDT, 26 October 2008 >>

By

ironbyte - Reply to #71

You are a cheater! But I've deleted all evidence.

<< Comment #73 @ 17:45 CDT, 26 October 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #72

And I won't provide you with evidence that show me innocent!

<< Comment #74 @ 22:22 CDT, 27 October 2008 >>

By

03:21 * Meez is listening to Death from Above 1979 - Black History Month

<< Comment #75 @ 04:20 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>

By

Nicky

LoCK Bumping

<< Comment #77 @ 07:14 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #75

Ooh... that's nice. =P

<< Comment #79 @ 15:07 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>

By

Nicky - Reply to #77

the info might be handy one day :P

<< Comment #80 @ 15:52 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>

By

LoCK - Reply to #79

It sure can. =D

<< Comment #76 @ 04:31 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>

By

reyu

http://www.ricesigns.com/real_pictures/bump_signs.jpg

Edited by reyu at 04:33 CDT, 28 October 2008

<< Comment #78 @ 15:04 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>

By

AHXNXA

hehaeahhae

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