:-D

erm ...

don't bother getting married yet, waste of money and you'll spend even more divorcing in a few years

you old romantic

She's not English so I can give it a try :-)

lol

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She's from sri lanka (brown hottie ;-)) and the baby was planned.

Then why not marry first :P

Why marry at all?

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i wish you were banned from the internet all together

let me guess? shes polish?

She is not.

where from?

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1468172#pid1468172

ok cool :]

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?"

:P

lol

cruel facts of life. i agree with you ;)

society has changed that is all, people seemed to be waiting until until their thirties through to forty before deciding to have children, marry and so on.

unless you live in a restricted community/society of some sort, or a religious background then marriage at a young age tends to fail later on.

much better off spending the time together, and if you're still together in 5 or 10 years time, then marry.

my view on it anyway.

i still agree :>

Agreed.

The reason that people don't really stay together these days is we've all become much more selvfish and focused on our own needs. On top of that we don't need a partner to have things going around, a female can easily get a job and survive on her own, there's no need for a husband to take care of her financially, and the other way around, males can also survive on their own, taking care of the stuff at home.

Hence if the partner is not perfect for us, many tend to go for something else... understandable I suppose, even though it gets a tad tricky if you have kids together.

It's horrible indeed that women can be independent now.

Nothing horrible about that

rather be without a woman than be with one that were only with me because that was her only way to survive.

cant wait

To start beign a godfather? lol

congrats

Thanks.

I just watched me myself and Irene, hope you have better luck :P

It wasn't me.

Trolls are barren, aren't they?

Yeah it happens, good luck, hopefully I can make it a few more years before anyone gets pregnant.

I've got some bad news...

What!? you're pregnant?

It's a girl.

good luck :D

hf its like the best thing that could happen to ruin your sex life

lol true

Nice pic :-D

Sex is overrated anyways.

Spoken like a true virgin.

Right. The truth is, it is, atleast if it's just about secks and 0 lovin'

Unlucky mate :(.

good luck

gg

YOU LOSE.

PRESS CONTINUE.

Get a life, computer nerd. I wish there was a minus button sometimes, really.

lol :-)

I was just joking :-]

Congratz :>

congratulations

it's your time now, lukrek

rofl!!

bring your child to esr as soon as it can read, its fun to hang around here and the ppl r nicesest, not.

but still its funny cuz of posts like this

congrats, is it your kid? and does she want to marry you?

you should have taken your nickname more seriously :p
anyway gl

Get her an appointment to the abortion clinic now. You do not want to have a baby and you do not want to get married. Jebus.

The real reason why you want to have a kid and why it's a bad idea.
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Adopt some of those unwanted unloved kids instead of bringing more and more to this world.

rofl. power-to-the-thirdworld-babies

Not necessarily third world. I'm sure there are kids given for adoption even in your country and mine.

Yeah, probably some.

It's a good cause. I can see why people wouldn't want random DNA though.. Must be great to have a child that's a mix between oneself and the person one loves. Even if some couples can't get a child themselves, they would probably want to be able to pick out characteristics they want the child to have - which quickly gets pretty awesome (or cruel, cold etc. if you see it that way).. :P

LOL0RZ !

You have my condolences. GL HF.

Would you marry her if she wasn't pregnant? If not, you got a problem.

Who are you?

WHO ARE YOU

You are who!

deep

creep

sheep

Congrats!

Congrats.

All i gotta say is...."D.N.A Test"

If neg, your in the clear and she cheated on you anyway(it's either your best mates,your dads or your brothers),then dump her and your in the clear and can take the moral high ground.

If pos, basically your life is over unless you sell everything and leave the country to start (and probably ruin) another life.

Lol, we watched too much of Jerry Springer show, didn't we? ;-).

dude, there are medications for you, everything will be ok.

name it after me, regardless of gender.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Two [easy] options:

#1 a solid kick to her abdomen

-or-

#2 push her down several flights of stairs

You can also stack these. For instance, kicking her in the stomach which sends her tumbling down a flight of stairs.








[Edit: Before I get flamed by anyone, just letting you know I was joking and congrats.]

wat? you forgot to pull out!?

my bet is pre-ejuclation and no contraceptives

exe fingered her a little too much

name it Anton, regardless of the gender.

no, it should be Nelson.

N/A

comment #71 ffs THEIF!

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no offense dude, but you win the darwin idiocy award. lol.

you missed the point

Where's the comments?

wanted or not?

epic fail

:D gl

Congratulations!