shave that crustache man

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How do you post images in thread replies? The regular img code?

edit your post and you'll come across some new image-features.

There's no women on ESR.

Really? NONE?

There is Nicky and umm some g0d chicks. I would also count lukrek as a girl.

hnns is a girl

deep down inside his cold cold cold cold dead heart

i couldnt agree more. i think theres a new documentary shown on bbc soon where lukrek does a sexchange.

is your nickname by any chance diverted from Karl Pilkington's monkey news and the like ? =)

or the internet, just ladyboys

you should rather ask yourself if posting on esr this much is a sign of a failed social life.

ESR is the wrong place for this

Next level trolling.

uhm wow at asking that on esr :P

Assuming you are actually serious, it probably has more to do with the "zeitgeist" than anything else

You mean women not liking him is part of the Illuminati-9/11 conspiracy?

Zeitgeist is a german word, its not just some collection of syllables you happen to remember from a conspiracy theory movie ;-)

Sarcasm is an English word.

and yet many English people don't get it's meaning

pwned

zeitgeist roughly translated means 'spirit of the time'

actually, that is also the literal translation ;)

but I think Zeitgeist is used in a different context than spirit of the time. At least I would. (Well except if I had to translate either one :P)

i'd hit it

with a mallet

maybe smile instead of trying to do an impression of a cats asshole

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So true...

And how exactly would you know what that looks like?

Been imitating Kenny a bit too much?

stop trolling, troll

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The reason you fail with girls has more to do with this
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1553302#pid1553302
than anything else.


Wtf, I'm kidding, you're fugly as hell, go drown yourself

get a shave.
get a tan.
get a new face.

Actually yeah, that almost covers it.
You don't need a new face, you need to shave, get a tan, and pluck your unibrow.

Shave man, shave!!!!!!!

lol, by this topic..you've sealed your fate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBUcIWA2_M8

i cant believe people are taking this bite

Boredom and/or stupidity. So little happening this days, even xerp whine has worn of.

Just realized his name is monkey business...and every post he has done has been just like this one, someone is bored at work!

beauty comes from within

Another picture of me taken a few months ago.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/zaius1000/HPIM0170.jpg

And here are two pictures of my love interests. Marrin and Kris. (we never dated)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/zaius1...hoto17.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/zaius1...b339c5.jpg

defo the 2nd one.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2nd one

"(we never dated)"

I never would've gussed.

you better get rich man ...

what's this, a german made a funny and got plussed?

lol what a question to ask. U must be joking or desperate.

My advice is that u should stop careing what others think of u.
And dont be afraid of failure!

you need to lose 10 kg, shave, tan, new hairdo and a huge bucket of confidence

i would like to smash guys like in your faace so you really get ugly!

i just know you look ten times better than me an still i get girls

nice skin , nice nose, nice hair, nice eyes . so got out an dont bother people with ur whine
please

what the

vizari ?

Clean up that facial hair (try none), eyebrows, etc. No 'stache. Open your eyes a bit more, you should try a fauxhawk. Hit the gym, try different clothes. A little weight off your cheeks would do you well

asif u need to be beatiful to get girls.
Work, earn a shit load of money and pick a girl among 3 milliards

Steps to getting a girl:

1.) Facial hair, you're doing it wrong (yes all of your facial hair honestly looks rather scrubby, get rid of it all, they'd rather have a clean shaven man than the not quite so full mustache)

2.) Unibrow, you're doing it right (it has to go, you might feel like a girl for having to shave/pluck the damn thing, but you'll look less like a retarded neanderthal in the end)

3.) Ok, so the main physical stuff (apart from losing weight, which yea, you could lose some, but its not as big a deal as you or the rest of ESR might think) is done and out of the way. Now you have to work on not being such a whiny, under confident, worrying, pussy. And all you have to do to not be one of those is just simply keep the following in mind. You're not looking for the hottest girl out there, so don't sweat it, You're not looking for the richest girl out there, so don't worry about it. You're looking for the girl that lets you be you and enjoys it as much as you do. The saying there's plenty of fish in the sea is dead nuts correct. There's tons of girls out there and they're not all going to be the right girl for you. Don't listen to the buffoons here that want to say go for the hottest girl and bang her. Unless that's exactly what you're looking for, then by all means go screw some hotties and have fun. But if you're looking to have an actual meaningful relationship with a girl, then do the following:

1.) Don't worry about ANYTHING, relax (yes, anything)
2.) Just have fun (i hear that's all girls want)
3.) Be yourself (because if you aren't yourself, then you'll just fail in the end anyway)

Enjoy

you took this thread too serious

He created this thread in the worst possible environment for criticism and seriousness. Obviously he needs all the help he can get, professional or otherwise. I still used a bit of a tongue-in-cheek tone with it though.

or he could just tell to them "C'mon! Yeah!"
and try to be pretty expresive when doing this, like:
http://www.boxinginsider.net/mma/ufc/Ken-Shamrock-x.jpg

Talk to them about video games, they love that.

he gotta talk to them with his cock

the best pickup artist in the world is worse looking than you. but then again, maybe you're doing a walter and attention seeking on this site. seems to be fashionable nowadays.

either way, looks are merely a bonus.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4qTwVOLSR8

lose some weight then kill yourself

Ahh, ESR...where the newbies fail to realize that only one girl posts on ESR (correct me if I'm wrong :P).

i think after the FPA thing they have all be scared off :D

ahh ESR, where that fat kid adv3nt resides and posts occasionally in between wasted gaming sessions where he screams "hacker" at everyone that lands a rail on him

sit down scrub

Aww, another idiot trolling me, makes me want to retreat into the corner of my room and cry now. :'(

ROFL

i got no idea why i'm posting but:

confidence, humour and life goals that differenciate you from all other losers out there!

oh and, if at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again.... AND don't get hung up on some single girl man -OR- at least, if you are, don't let her see that you're hung up, cos, honestly if you do, that's instant fail. oh, and even if you think she doesn't know you're into her, she probably knows

monkeys doing all kind of business stuff are not ugly, it's just a little bit too much hair around...

ask girls if they ever heard about the sing "I have a shotgun under my bed"

judging by the picture, u only need bigger shoes

Get some friends who are girls, and then they can verify that you aren't psycho, and they might set you up with some of their friends.

Also agree @ shave and moar sleep for you.

you better learn how to fly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRapCTGIlJA

get some sun man! you look dead.

I wonder why are there no girls on ESR of course there are Nicky, Quetz and also the g0d chicks but still it's like 99% men : 1% women? Maybe they don't understand us (majority:) and think of us as ugly geeks :-(

MONKEY, STOP TAKING DRUGS LIKE HEROINE???!

sometimes it is hard to get a proper loser face for the audience, I guess :p