10:
While sitting down to play, you hear the announcer.

9:
You look over to see every button the enemy is clicking.

8:
You hear the crowd scream when somebody gets close to a kill.

7:
The game they picked hasn't even came out yet.

6:
The main game has fewer people playing online than the secondary game.

5:
They just nerfed bunny-hopping in the game of choice.

4:
The game doesn't even have a spectator option.

3:
Single elimination.

2:
The tournament game this year is being chosen by a dart board.

1:
They announce the biggest First Person Shooter tournament of the year. While getting ready for the first match, the admin comes over and hands you a controller.

0:
Prizes are a lie!