August 31, 1778
British kill 17 Stockbridge indians in Bronx during Revolution.
August 31, 1842
Micah Rugg patents a nuts & bolts machine.
August 31, 1897
Thomas Edison received a patent for the kinetoscope, the forerunner of the motion-picture film projector.
August 31, 1997
Diana, Princess of Wales, dies in Paris' Pitie-Salpetiere Hospital after suffering massive chest injuries in an early morning car accident.
August 31, 2008
Micke is pasting random stuff from the internet on the famous e-sport website esreality. He's also considering having a wank.
talking about science, there is garfield 2 on tv right now, but I hardly laugh
guess I'm not too skilled in the science of enjoying delicate jokes, oh well
finally a good joke-Jennifer Love Hewitt just made her entrance, so I asked myself, what is this great potential porn piece of action doing in garfield? the answer must be a little bit tricky, tbh