why not just reply to the journal?

because it'd be a threadjacking huge post. And i'm not that rude.

When I'm rich I am going to make black beauty rape your ass.

Why you wanna break your own kneecaps?

you better hurry up, cause point 4 won't wait forever, I guess :-/

mamaw = mom or grandmom?

paternal grandmother.

ah ok :)

If I'd get a pile of money I'd hire a team of scientists and weapon smiths to develop an assault rife size railgun.

Then I'd be like the predator, I'd live in the woods and kill everything that moves.

3), 6) and 11) should be possible even when you're broken :D