So much for natural selection

Hahaha yeah me and my mates went through that thread a few hours ago, hilarious shit. Apparently it's real too, given the myspace pages found.

aaaaaaah aliens be attacking

Looks like their spaceship landed right next to our general

look at the upper arms of the brides maids, sick!

Ah, I remember this part of Return of the Jedi

rofl

An honest question.

Does anyone believe that the groom actually thinks that his wife is an attractive person? Or do you think he intentionally deludes himself?

He doesn't mind, since he went through alot of hardships and mockings in his life that this person is the first one (besides his mother) who actually respects and loves him (and vice versa).

but still, LAWD

He's wearing an army uniform. Thinking and people who seek careers in the military is not things I generally put together.

hm, perhaps he's blind.

Look at the awesome HDR guys.

time to get ur wife to the gym, Monkey_Business (never too soon)

I've seriously thought a bit about the gender of the creature, looks to me nothing like a women and it's quite sad tbh.

"Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

Guess they paid per minute. Doubt it was too expensive.

/edit
almost forgot: that's a lot of candy!

2 minutes is a pretty good performance right there (I bet they were on timescale 0.1)

TITTY SUMO!

"TITTY SAMBO TG CLASSIC"
there, i fixed it!

How is removing the joke fixing it?

that was a joke?

:insert cutting retort:

:: reply with equally cutting retort to ix's cutting retort ::

Her forehead is almost the same size as his entire head.

:: insert witty, mocking, and sexist remark regarding these women ::

done

thank you sir

Someone put some real effort in to troll an inet forum. How weak.

yet funny

not really, too obvious. but it's on a wrestlemania forum so I guess it doesn't matter.

well i have a weird sense of humour :P

apparently its not fake. In the thread there are several links to myspace pages that appear to be legitimate. With posts circa 2006.

it is fake. the pics are real of course but the guy posting on the forum isn't him.

at least you can be sure that the husband won't beat up his wife in this one lol

hehe

winz

And they say that eugenics was a bad idea :D

the zens of the troll art form.

and if its real...then....

I would be interested to know how the kids look like.

ever see The Goonies?

yeah but they are not retarded kids in nay way + they solve mysteries and shit !!

i was thinking of Chunk, or whatever his name was
didn't think about the mysteries part.

sloth ....it was

good enough for government work

=DDD

^_^^^

Thats a dood right

what kind of bet did he lose?

Someone phone this guy up and say the following:

Shallow Hal needs a gal