real women ain't that perfect but at least they're cheaper

not in the long run

not if after first night you take them to "where wild roses grow"

What a fool. Why on earth did he make her talk?!

Bet she canny do that.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-Qlas1JCE

What? Talk in a twatty language?

what the shit

smartest women alive?

Which women?

By the way, did he actually say this was his 'wife' or is it The Sun showing their status as a rag that I wouldn't feel comfortable wiping my arse with.

Fucking heat magazine has more journalistic integrity.

no, hes just a guy with an interest in robotics, at least thats what he says...

altho, im pretty sure if u fucked a robot you wouldnt readily admit to it...

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT!