The game is like Super Mario Bros. except the brothers are Christian. The main character is a priest. The game is called 'Small Love', like the tv show. The priest goes around raping boys. He has to navigate the dangerous waters of child-rape. Instead of burning innocent turtles alive, he crucifies police officers and he Grand Inquisitates protective parents, and to deal with nosy vigilantes, he calls on Jesus himself. The boss characters could be like judge's, lawyers and parole officers. When he completes a level, he gets to rape another child.

What do you think? Are internet people trying to escape from their boring mundane lives, or is everyone trying to escape from their boring mundane lives? Will people one day tire of television? Will priests one day tire of child-rape? All good questions... ... ... . . . ►►► º¿º