Name: G.I. Jonesy
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Treat women well. Let them think their tits are oh so sexy. Tits are obtrusive lumps of fat, really. But make women believe, their tits are magic.

If you find a girl you like, and you want to like go on a date with her, it's a simple three-step process:

#1. Ask her how old she is.
#2. Ask her how much she weighs.
#3. Now that she's loosened up, ask her on a date. She will without question say yes.

I like Nat, she's not cool at all. She was mean to me, which I respect, because it's honest.