Everyone wants to get high. They want to climb the highest mountain. They want to achieve the highest award. They want to gain the highest office. But why exactly do people want to get high? Is it religion? Do they think they'll find heaven? Instead of getting high, why not get low?

The fact is, we've gone to the moon but we haven't reached the bottom of the ocean. Heaven is not in the sky, people. Hell is not at the bottom of the ocean.

Condoleezza Rice plead guilty this week, to torture. Her defense now is that the President doesn't have to abide by the law. If the President is Adolf Hitler, it is ok to order a holocaust. Poor little Condi... people once said she was a good girl. Often times, we find the highest people are somehow simultaneously the lowest.

High and low, you'd think we were playing roulette. The world is three-dimensional, yet still, most can only think in two-dimensions. East and west... if you keeping going east, you'll reach the west, or you'll be killed by the atmosphere, which is heaven, apparently.

I will say one thing for the aliens who wrote the Bible. If we want to survive, eventually, we will have to go up. As we all know, suns explode. If we are still here when our sun explodes, we will die.