i knew it was you

as machines generate more and more value, shouldn't there be more value available to each of us as a result?

Americans have everything in the world except gratitude.

If you raise the minimum wage to $100/hr, the price of basic goods will increase. At the same time, people will be more able to afford higher prices.

hahaha :D class, jonesy!

"Americans have everything in the world except gratitude"
Is it just americans, or human nature?

The extreme pessimism of Americans... if you wear a shirt with a single, small hole on the shoulder, people will ignore the 99% fabric in favor of the 1% hole. Perfectionism is a sick religion.

I was watching a movie the other day called 'Jews'. A shark kept eating people near a beach. Eventually, three men went out in a boat to hunt the shark. It didn't make sense to me... I thought maybe it was some kind of metaphor. I checked the info and it turned out the name of the movie was 'Jaws'.

I'm serious.. Americans care so much about being 'offended', even though it's well within our Constitutional rights to 'offend' one another. There are children in Africa starving to death. They are dying of easily curable diseases because they cannot afford the medicine, which only costs 5 pennies. The American people have no perspective. They cry over not getting the $399 shoes they want.

Anyway, Jews was a fucking weird movie. Was the shark supposed to represent Jews? A gay guy in San Francisco asked me something like, "Why don't you make people like you?". I'd have to say, everyone hates Jews. It's why we've been fighting for 2000 years. Luckily, even if people don't like me, I can easily break their limbs. Honestly, what have I done? It's not like I stabbed someone in the eye. I guess I offended them though, which is the worst thing in existence.

There is X amount of food produced per-year. Should we give it all to fat people, even when others work to earn their share?

You put the C4 up your ass and use your laptop as the detonator. Even the wackiest lawyer couldn't argue searching everyone's assholes is reasonable.

Discrimination is stupid. The actual culprits slip through while they search everyone, 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of which would never do anything.

Fat people, a.k.a. rich people, only retain their weight due to an establishment of tyranny. Other people work as hard if not harder, and deserve their share.

The Iele are feminine mythical creatures In Romanian mythology.

Clear characteristic are hard to be attributed. Most of the times they are described as virgin fairies (zane in Romanian), with great seduction power over men, with magic skills, attributes similar to the Ancient Greek Nymphs, Naiads, Dryads, etc. The Iele live in the sky, in the forests, in caves, on isolated mountain cliffs, in marshes, often bathing in the springs, or at crossroads.

From this point of view, the Iele are similar with the Ancient Greek Hecate, a three headed goddess of Thracian origin, which guards the crossroads. They mostly appear at night, under the moonlight, as dancing Horas, in seclusive areas like glades, the tops of certain trees (maples, walnut trees), ponds, river sides, crossroads or abandoned fireplaces, dancing naked, with their breast almost covered by their disheveled hair, with bells to their ankles, and carrying candles.

In almost all of these instances, the Iele appear acorporal. Rarely, they are dressed in chain mail coats. The effect of their specific dance, the Hora, has similar characteristics with the dances of the Bacchantes. The place where they had danced would after remain carbonized, with the grass incapable of growing on the trodden ground, and with the leaves of the surrounding trees scorched. Later, when grass would finally grow, it would have a red or dark-green color, the animals would not eat it, but instead mushrooms would thrive on it. The Iele don’t live a solitary life. They gather in groups in the air, they can fly with or without wings; they can travel with incredible speeds, either on their own, or with chariots made of fire.

Ornithomimoides ("bird mimmic-like") is a dubious genus of small theropod dinosaur, from the Late Cretaceous period (Maastrichtian stage, 70-65 mya) of India. Two species have been identified, though they are known only from isolated vertebrae. O. barasimlensis is known from five dorsal vertebrae, and O. mobilis from four smaller vertebrae, found at the same location. It is possible that they were very small species of abelisaur, and may have measured around two meters (six feet) in length.

The "crab", as it is commonly known, is the only joint service badge and can only be earned upon successful completion of the 52 week course at the Naval School of Explosive Ordnance Disposal located at Eglin Air Force Base, Florida.

The Wreath Symbolic of the achievements and laurels gained minimizing accident potentials through the ingenuity and devotion to duty of its members. It is in memory of those EOD personnel who gave their lives while performing EOD duties.

The Bomb Copied from the design of the World War II Bomb Disposal Badge, the bomb represents the historic and major objective of the EOD attack, the unexploded bomb. The three fins represent the major areas of nuclear, conventional and chemical/biological interest.

Lightning Bolts Symbolize the potential destructive power of the bomb and the courage and professionalism of EOD personnel in their endeavors to reduce hazards as well as to render explosive ordnance harmless.

The Shield Represents the EOD mission - to protect personnel and property.

Start the game by sneaking right past the guard tower. There's a Mercury Bow
Sniper up there, so it's best to zig zag when he has an angled shot on you.
Take the Hypo Spray behind the tower, then rush across the black-colored
pavement. You're going to end up facing (3) Syndicate Heavy Guards. Try to
disarm one of them with the gun, and focus on avoiding the cannonball rolls.
Use blocking to help defend against their powerful attacks. Rush past the first
transport helicopter and continue down this landing location. Head diagonally
right past a few more hangars and you'll see a building in the distance. Before
heading where the two guards are standing near the door, go right. Kill the
Heavy Guard, then look on top of the brown boxes for a Superball Gun and Phase
Projector. Take either weapon you prefer. Head towards the doorway where the
two guards are and blast them down. Head inside. When you reach the room with a
red console, don't touch it no matter what. It's an alarm console, and will
trigger 3 Guards if you do. If you go right, you'll find a hypo behind one of
the tall columns. Go back out, then take the left door. This next area will have lasers on both halls, with two patrolling guards. I recommend luring the guards out to where you can fight them in open space.
Avoid the first set of lasers by jumping and rolling in mid-air. Enter the
first room. The scientist says you can take anything you wish. Pick up the
powerups, then avoid the second set of lasers the same way. The second room has
a data console with some information. Finally, take the last unlocked door
against the right wall to beat the game.

Rich people are notoriously stupid. They wage war on the lower classes, without realizing they need the lower classes. It is like a building. The top must be supported by a bottom. Rich people attack the bottom, making themselves more vulnerable to collapse.

In that way, rich people are like Quake players. The elites provide no means for lower players to survive. With no support, no unlimited source of transportable energy, and no advanced flying machine, collapse is inevitable.

Then again, i'm sure the riches of professional athletes are 'trickling-down'. We all know how many employees they house. Trickle-down can be more accurately described as rich people pissing on poor. You can gain some nutrients by drinking piss.

Socialized health-care is not free. Anyone who tells you differently is a propagandist. That money comes out of your wages. Marx was an economist. He knew nothing of politics.

Barack Obama should not follow Europe. Nothing against Europe, but the United States can do better.

but the United States can do better.

I don't think so.

The shaving of nutcrackers—as well as of religious figures and of cribs—developed as a cottage industry in forested rural areas of Germany. The most famous nutcracker carvings come from Sonneberg in Thuringia (also a center of dollmaking) and from the Ore Mountains. Wood-carving usually provided the only income for the people living there. Today the travel industry supplements their income by bringing visitors to the remote areas.

Steinbach Nutcrackers have become popular in the United States as well, and a recreated "Bavarian village" of Leavenworth, Washington even features a Nutcracker Museum. Many other materials also serve to make decorated nutcrackers, such as porcelain, silver, and brass; the museum displays samples.

Carvings by famous names like Junghanel, Klaus Mertens, Karl, Olaf Kolbe, Petersen, Christian Ulbricht and especially the Steinbach nutcrackers have become collectors' items.

The United States Postal Service (USPS) in October 2008 issued four stamps with Nutcrackers for the first time. These featured custom-made Nutcrackers made by Richmond, Virginia artist Glenn Crider

How about, if a business provides health-insurance for its employees, it counts as tax-deductible? Beyond that, raise the minimum wage to $17 (adjusting for State differences and the current value of currency), and let States figure out their own health-care systems.

I have a new favorite Jonesy quote.

I was watching a movie the other day called 'Jews'. A shark kept eating people near a beach. Eventually, three men went out in a boat to hunt the shark. It didn't make sense to me... I thought maybe it was some kind of metaphor. I checked the info and it turned out the name of the movie was 'Jaws'.

i like this one too

"Anyway, Jews was a fucking weird movie. Was the shark supposed to represent Jews? A gay guy in San Francisco asked me something like, "Why don't you make people like you?". I'd have to say, everyone hates Jews. It's why we've been fighting for 2000 years. Luckily, even if people don't like me, I can easily break their limbs. Honestly, what have I done? It's not like I stabbed someone in the eye. I guess I offended them though, which is the worst thing in existence."

Businesses could be mandated to provide health-insurance. That way, everyone with a job has insurance, no business loses its competitive edge, and because it is both tax-deductible and mandated, there is no need to raise taxes.

Additionally, people would have more incentive to work, and work well. People who do not work would have to pay for their own health-care.

I was watching a movie the other day called 'Jews'. A shark kept eating people near a beach. Eventually, three men went out in a boat to hunt the shark. It didn't make sense to me... I thought maybe it was some kind of metaphor. I checked the info and it turned out the name of the movie was 'Jaws'.

ths is $$ :D

The United States was not formed to be the #1 country. It was not formed to be the richest, the most powerful or the healthiest. It was formed to be free. Republicans have only abolished freedom. They have consistently added more laws restricting our lives. Today, we live in prison cells. Some of us literally, others figuratively. The more laws, the more prisoners. How can we be free when our lives are restricted by steel, concrete and the legislation molding them?

Disguised as establishing order, Republicans (and some Democrats), add more laws and build more prisons. There are bars around my life, in that I cannot legally smoke marijuana. There are bars around the lives of young people, who cannot legally drink alcohol. A perfectly responsible 14 year-old cannot legally drink even a single beer. Is that what we call freedom?

Democrats contribute their share of oppression. From Republicans, we get personal oppression. From Democrats, we get economic oppression. Put them both together, and the only result could be absolute oppression. In other words, if we keep going, we will all be in prison cells. Whether our actions are restricted by steel and concrete, or simply by legal compliance, our actions will be absolutely controlled.

Democrats often disguise their imprisonments as 'helping'. By their logic, imprisoning one person helps another. They have no interest in helping everyone equally. And, they are the sole arbiters determining who is helped and who is imprisoned.

The prevention of economic collapse does call for a degree of regulation. Beyond that, because nothing else is necessary, there should be no legislation. This is supposed to be a free country. There are plenty of other countries available to provide things other than freedom.

Not many people like dealing with politics. The problem is, things are worse when you don't. Before you know what's going on, the government makes it so you are only allowed to work, pay taxes and watch TV. Of course, the TV you can watch must be approved by the government. They allow a small amount of recreation so you will not rebel. At that stage, you are not a person anymore, with a life, you are an instrument. They use you and abuse you until you break.

The healthier and more diligent you are, the more tax-dollars you contribute. You are nothing more than what is necessary for conquest.

In a free society, the government does not control your life. In a free society, the government is nothing more than what is necessary. They serve you, not the other way around. If the people are not vigilant, if they do not pay attention and do their homework, the government will certainly take away their freedom. It is the nature of government.

We have come to live in an Orwellian state. They tell you prison = freedom. Since the beginning of government, there have been prisons. They failed then; they fail now. The system of crime and punishment is predicated on the delusion of good and evil. The reason it fails is because there is no real good and evil, aside from what you find in works of fiction. Most law-breakers are either correct to break the law, or have been improperly nurtured.

There is no fighting nature. The reason governments continue failing is because they do not understand nature. Government structures come from religion. As we all know, religion despises nature. They reject the study of nature. But they will fail, because nature cannot be defeated. With every generation, nature deals another killing blow. Before long, religion will be gone. Maybe then, when people accept natural law, for the absolute authority it is, we can begin having reasonable societies.

The United States was one of the first to accept natural law, as can be evidenced through a direct mention in the Declaration of Independence. Unfortunately, religion cancerously invaded the nation, putting the United States on a path of self-destruction. Today, half the adult population has the mental acuity of a 5 year-old.

Why has the United States become a prison? Why are the people inept at everything worthwhile? Why are people religious? Why are people stupid? Of course, the answer is: nature. We live in a giant universe. On one tiny planet, a few humans think they have power. They think that with a little force... a little torture maybe, they can control anything. Yeah, they're fuckin' retarded. The universe has rules. These rules cannot be bent and cannot be broken. If you think we have bent or broken any rules, you do not know what the rules truly are.

Religious people, Republicans, are the worst. Nature will kill them, one way or the other. Unless you work with nature, nature will work against you. To work with nature, you have to know nature. To know nature, you must study nature. The study of nature is also known as science. Maybe, if we're exceptionally fortunate, we can restore a state of political science, rather than this nonsense political ideology/religion/belief people use to alleviate themselves of personal responsibility.

Religion does make people more stupid. They think Poseidon sends hurricanes because people have sinned. Their solution to hurricanes is to stop 'sinning' and make other people stop 'sinning'. A real solution is to make hurricane-proof structures. They're not difficult to make. The only thing difficult is making them inexpensive.

The example here shows clearly the stupidity pervasive in politics and society in general. They fail to understand nature, foolishly preferring their ridiculous religious beliefs instead. As if someone lying about what they ate yesterday has some affect on the occurrence of hurricanes.

Ich konnte gerade lesen
da kam ich auch schon drauf

fast alles ist heut eingepackt
man kriegt es sehr schlecht auf.
Jetzt steh ich hier am Würstchenstand und schwitze
weil ich
kämpf mit einer kleinen Tube
drin ist Senf und drauf steht:

Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn
und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben drehn.
Da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil
und da drücken sie dann drauf
und schon geht die Tube auf.

An der Autobahnraststätte
da hatt' ich großen Durst.
Es gab nur zwei automaten
doch das war mir wurst.
Ich drückte auf zwei Knöpfe
da war ich auch schon naß

halb voll Cola und halb voll Bier vom Faß.
Da kam 'ne rote Lampe raus und auf der stand:

Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn
und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben drehn.
Da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil
und da drücken sie dann drauf
und schon kommt da unten Kaffee raus.

Ich mußte mal ins Krankenhaus
mein Blinddarm war defekt.
Die Narkose hat nicht so gewirkt
da hab ich mich erschreckt.
Mann
wie kriegen wir denn sie bloß auf

hat der Chefarzt mich gefragt.
Nichts einfacher als das
hab ich gesagt:

Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn
und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben drehn.
Da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil
und da drücken sie dann drauf
mal sehn'
da geht der Bauch schon auf.

Ich hatte mal 'ne Freundin
ich bin auch nur ein Mann.
Doch leider trug sie 'nen BH
man kam da sehr schlecht ran.
Mann Mädel
wie geht denn das
ich komm da nicht mehr mit.
Sie sagte
komm mein Jung
ich geb' dir mal 'nen Tip.

Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn
und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben drehn.
Da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil
und da drücken sie dann drauf
und schon geht die Sache auf.

Ich flog mal so im Flugzeug
da fiel der Motor aus.
Zum Glück trug ich 'nen Fallschirm und kam auch ganz gut raus.
Draußen wollt' ich ihn öffnen
hatt' die Schnur schon in der Hand.
Voll Entsetzen las ich
was darauf stand:

Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn
und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben drehn.
Da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil
und da drücken sie dann drauf
ich wollt' es gerade tun
da schlug ich auf.

Daß ich das nicht überlebt hab
wird jeder wohl verstehn.
Jetzt steh ich hier vorm Himmelstor
kann keinen Menschen sehen.
Komm
laßt mich rein
ihr Engels
schrie ich und tobte wild

da sah ich an der Tür das goldne Schild. Drauf stand:

Sie müssen nur den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn
und mit der kleinen Kurbel ganz nach oben drehn.
Da erscheint sofort ein Pfeil
und da drücken sie dann drauf
und schon ist die Himmelspforte auf.

Jawohl, mein fuhrer.

this isn't something the führer would've liked.

Because he was a vegetarian?

The government under George Male Cheerleader Bush reached new levels of stupidity and/or fascism. In some airports, they instructed everyone to avoid joking about terrorism. They 'take all threats seriously', is what they used to say. In other words, the 1st amendment was abolished and they fell directly into the trap of actual terrorists. The main point of international terrorism is to issue a million false threats in hopes targets are dumb enough to take them seriously.

When the government must approve of everything you do, your life no longer belongs to you. Instead, you are nothing more than government property. When that point has been reached, you have to fight the government just to get your life back.

Just cause some male cheerleading pussy becomes President doesn't mean we should integrate everything with the state. The rest of us have no problem getting on the field, and having our fucking limbs broken.

The government doesn't have to approve of almost anything. If it doesn't need to be integrated, it should be separated. Nature is the only thing we know of that truly qualifies as a God (omnipotent and omniscient). Humans are suicidal morons if they think their governments know better than nature.

There is no being with omnipotence over every existence. We do not know what will happen in the next life, or the one after. What we do know, is that in this world, nature has omnipotence. Which means, this other creature you may hypothesize about, does not have dominion over this universe. If it has no power here, which it clearly does not, it means there is no 'God' with total omnipotence over every conceivable stretch of existence.

In this world, nature is God. In the next world... well, maybe there is only one way to find out.

If you're ever talking to Queen Rania, do not tell her the following joke: "Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.". The biggest problems always come from the most unexpected places.

Seriously though, the Japanese were aggressive until we nuked two of their cities.

According to the myth, an angel fell and became a devil. Is it possible for the devil to rise and become an angel again? Forgiveness is such a common religious theme. Why doesn't anyone discuss the possibility of forgiving Satan?

Religions - all of them are false. All religious Gods are false. Imagine a corporation offering what religions offer: "Just give me your money and do whatever I say and I will make sure, when you die, you spend the rest of eternity in a state of endless bliss. I can't prove my claims, you just have to trust me. Besides, if you don't do what I say and give me all your money, you'll spend the rest of eternity in a state of endless torture. Act now! The first 500 callers get half-off their next punishment!!!".

I can provide affordable health-care. Cut yourself in the leg. Don't go to any man-made health-care facility. In less than a month, your leg will be healed. It's called nature. Without any assistance, it has been healing you and keeping mankind alive for billions of years.

Nature is both omnipotent and immortal. There can only be one omnipotent being. Having two is in itself a contradiction. Humans will never be omnipotent and can only be immortal if nature never kills them. Why then do humans insist on ignoring and defying nature?

I guess the promise of Heaven makes people suicidal. The structure of nature is designed for survival. Every creature, at all times, strives for survival. All of our instincts are here to help us survive. In a valid psychiatric field, Religion would easily qualify as a mental disorder.

I would imagine, if we simply avoid moderate-severe injury (possibly by wearing protective gear), man-made health-care would be mostly non-existent. Most of the costs would come from dealing with disease, which means pharmaceuticals. If we did more work remotely, we would have fewer driving injuries. If dangerous work was also done remotely, the number of costly injuries would decrease.

If some asshole is too stupid to avoid serious injury, he or she should have to pay for their mistake, financially or otherwise. How else will they learn?

There can only be one omnipotent being, because if there are two, it means they either have power over each other or they do not have power over each other; either way, it means they are not omnipotent. Because we know nature is omnipotent, there is nothing else which could conceivably qualify as a God.

Man, and sometimes woman, likes to create God in their own image. All of their created Gods are false. Do not be impatient. You will be dead soon enough, then you can know what all other dead people know.

Soon, you will come face-to-face with someone who has no face. Religion is for closet-homosexuals. If you live in a free-speech nation and you cannot handle free-speech, you have a serious problem.

Do it for the children... those poor children. I was a child once. When I was around 8, I fractured my wrist. I was playing soccer when I fell down with a couple other kids. One of them stepped on my wrist. It looked like half a donut. Did I cry? No... I looked at it like, 'what the fuck', ran to the sidelines and told the coach my arm was broken. He said, "It might just be dislocated.". He had me sit in the back of his van until my mom arrived to drive me to the hospital. While I was sitting there, bored out of my mind and pissed I couldn't play, my teammates walked by to check it out. No one seemed to care. Eventually, my mom showed up and took me to the hospital.

The worst part of the whole thing was at the hospital. I had good health-insurance. They took me to Ochsner, where my stepfather was in residency. They anesthetized me, but I woke up during the procedure. What they call a procedure is them yanking on my hand, to snap the bones back into place. I told them to stop until I went back to sleep, which they may or may not have heard. It all worked out though.

After it was done, I was extremely fucking pissed. They told me I couldn't play soccer for the whole season. I was in two all-star leagues, and this was one of them. It was the very beginning of the season. We had not played a single game yet. My argument was that I don't play soccer with my arms (I am not a goalie), but I guess those pussies were too afraid I would re-injure my arm.

I don't know about other kids, but socializing health-care for pussies is bullshit. I didn't care about my broken arm, and had no reservations about getting back on the field. I understand, if I was George Cheerleader Bush, I would be too pussy to get on the field to begin with. But guess fucking what? Only pussies give a fuck. Pussy kids and pussy adults, they can all go fuck themselves. This is not the home of the pussies, it is the home of the brave and the land of the free. Fuck cowards and their chickenshit bullshit.

Clearly, as you can see, kids don't care (the ones who are not pussies). And guess what? I still don't care ('cause i'm still not a pussy like George Cheerleader Bush and his Wrangling Republican Orchestra). Socialized health-care can go fuck itself. Instead of paying for my chemotherapy, i'll just pay for myself to get euthanized. God damn country full of cocksuckers. What the fuck happened to these cowards? Bunch of liberals trying to sensitize everyone? How about I break the arm of your little 8 year-old, and then, because you've raised them to be pussies, they can cry to their mommies?

Apparently, the new political strategy is to pussify the nation, then institute socialized health-care. It is fucking horseshit Every one of you is a God-damned cocksucking coward.

People look at me, and they think, 'what the fuck'. Everything I have accomplished, politically, has been done with nothing more than the 1st amendment and the internet.

Insurance is for safety-first cowards. Freedom-first people should not finance cowardice, carelessness or pseudo-scientific nonsense.

I will tell you two things I hate about Americans:

1. They are pussies, cocksuckers, cowards, chickens, or whatever word you prefer. They say 'safety-first' or 'better safe than sorry'. Do you know what Benjamin Franklin would say to modern Americans? He would tell them, "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither and will lose both.". In other words (translated for the modern era, where people only understand curse-words and meaningless cliche's), he would say you are a bunch of bleeding-asshole cowards and fuckface idiots.

2. The system of math. How stupid can Americans be to resist switching to the metric-system? I will tell you how stupid... Americans are as dumb as a kilobyte compared to a gigabit. They are as dumb as a kilogram compared to a gram. Why would the world take economic advice from people who refuse to learn the metric system?

Queen Rania can actually take a joke. If you cannot talk properly to Queen Rania, you should learn. I curse Americans, because it is an exercise of the 1st amendment. Everyone in a democracy is a political soldier. You should never speak to the Queen the way I speak to Americans.

I hate Americans. They are the biggest cocksucking idiots in the world. They bleep out every stupid sound they feel shouldn't be heard. Like hearing the word cock will make their brains literally explode. What kind of psychotic society do I live in where people bleep out sounds? It's the stupidest thing you can possibly imagine, made worse by the fact we have the 1st amendment. If our founders were here today, they would physically murder almost every so-called American in the entire country.

Luckily, I have a solution. I will go to Australia, where Natalie Tran and myself will enjoy authentic local cuisine (such as bbq shrimp), and I will drink and curse myself to death. I hate Americans, for the bloody cuntsucking idiots they are and apparently will always be. White trash, that is what our founders envisioned.

To Queen Rania, or Queen Noor, you speak equally.

Cronos became father of the gods by murdering his own father, Uranus. The dying Uranus gave Cronos the prophesy, “You murder me now and steal my throne—but one of your own sons will dethrone you, for crime begets crime.” Cronos managed to get by this prophesy for a short while because he would swallow all his children when they were born. His wife, Rhea, however, foiled his plan by giving birth to a son, Zeus. She hid Zeus with a shepherd family, until one day when Rhea brought him back to the court of gods as the new cupbearer. Cronos, of couse, did not recognize him.

Rhea and Zeus, plotting against Cronos, concocted a drink for him, one day. When he drank it, he threw up all of his children that he had swallowed—still alive because gods cannot be digested. The children and Zeus fought against Cronos, and made him and his army flee. Zeus became king of the gods, fulfilling the prophesy made to Cronos.

Boring.

I prefer the story of how Rhea gave birth to osp.

If you seek to harm either of the Queens of Jordan, you can consider me your enemy. I have a great fondness for both persons. My allegiance is not given frivolously.

I do not know the Constitution of Australia, but I should be going there later this year. I am a certified diver. My diving experience is mostly in Belize, which has the second largest barrier reef (Australia being #1). The sharks do not eat me.