Name: G.I. Jonesy
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By natives, I have been called Swimming Feather, Running Turtle and Flying Snail. It is with great speed and determination I break the traditional mold.

The tradition of sports is one of screaming, maniacal, zombie-like fans.

The tradition of columns is one of seriousness and severity.

My goal is to turn sports into something serious and severe, while making columns something appealing to screaming, maniacal, zombie-like fans.

Not really... maybe though, maybe there is something about traditional sports which should be changed? Instead or telling you what's what, i'm asking for your opinions. What about traditional sports should be changed?