FUCKING AWESOME

I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM, BUT WHATEVER.

he doesnt play much because he gets bored too quickly

THE BEST.

these shirts have changed my life

-Pyrrho

BEST CPM PLAYER EVER

*2ND ON 22 AFTER HAL

"To be honest, I'm fat, balding, and incredibly dense."

at least hes not ginger though

i have to agree

although my shirts are amazing & cream of the crop for current fashion, they cannot remedy the affliction of being a ginger

I am a proud ginger, who is succesful among women. Free your mind

and your ass will follow

lmao

WHO IS VORPAL?

he's the powergaming authority

Who is VORPAL? Well... vorpal is little stupid kid. U can hear him on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxzsPze8XI

i don't get it

holy lol its kundel..

ask for pic

oh hai its you ;----d long time no bum didi, sap?

long time jap. only just got internets in my house so i was living in back to the future world. went to amsterdam last weekend - more fun than drunk ctfs. what u do ;-----0D?

? wat, more fun than drunk ctfs? did you meet humito?

btw speaking of humito, i was checking QL leaderboards of most time played, Humito on 13th place :^D drugs are iligal

nathing new here:{ same old bum didi. why no internet btw, new house?

prime mover of the universe

Vo0

:D

lol @ Vo0

lmao

what the fuck lol. how is this major haha

Because ESR is delusional enough to think that they're actually any better than these three people.




















They aren't.

Rage detected.

ESR is a self-conscious being? AMAZING

You guys are all the same, so I guess you could put it that way, yes.

WTF "You guys" ? You think everyone on ESR is in some sort of a intertube-borg hive mind, and you're the only super duper special ESR user, standing all isolated and clear with your brilliant difference of a fucking unique opinion? HAHAHA

I don't associate myself with the likes of ESR. I am better than ESR. ESR is here for my entertainment as far I'm concerned. I could easily leave ESR, but the masses of retards that make up ESR's community just allow me to kill time so much that I keep coming back.

Therefore, you're wrong.

"I don't associate myself with the likes of ESR."

This is why you're posting on ESR.

"I am better than ESR."

Because ESR is an entity you can compare yourself to.

"ESR is here for my entertainment as far I'm concerned."

Everyone else is diffrent. Everyone besides you is part of the ESR collective.

"I could easily leave ESR, but the masses of retards that make up ESR's community just allow me to kill time so much that I keep coming back."

Yes, only you can leave, but everyone else is permanently hooked up to this uber ES alternative Reality, and can't leave. But wait, you keep coming back. So you're not leaving something you don't even associate yourself with.

"Therefore, you're wrong."

Do you have schizophrenia or are you just a fucking retard?

So, because I post on ESR, I must be associated with ESR? So, if I read the local newspaper and decide to write a letter to the editor, does that make me associated with the newspaper? I may be associated by having a single common interest with ESR's users, but that's about it. Said members can go fuck themselves for all I care, and that's why I say I don't associate myself with ESR.

Also, way to take me literally, genius. When I say, "I'm better than ESR," I'm saying I'm better than the masses which make up ESR. Understanding this sort of context is natural to native English speakers, so I'm guessing you're not one of them. But, yeah, I won't explain this again, so read it carefully.

"So, because I post on ESR, I must be associated with ESR?"

Um, yeah?

"So, if I read the local newspaper and decide to write a letter to the editor, does that make me associated with the newspaper?"

Yeah, it does. You are now connected to the newspaper.

"I may be associated by having a single common interest with ESR's users, but that's about it. Said members can go fuck themselves for all I care, and that's why I say I don't associate myself with ESR."

It doesn't matter what you associate yourself with. It doesn't matter what interests you or any other ESR user have. You are, being an ESR user, are not in the slightest bit different from any other user who has posted on ESR. You and "Said members" are equally associated with ESR.

"Also, way to take me literally, genius. When I say, "I'm better than ESR," I'm saying I'm better than the masses which make up ESR."

You are part of these masses, GENIUS. The website which lets you and anyone else post here is equally irrelevant.

"Understanding this sort of context is natural to native English speakers, so I'm guessing you're not one of them. But, yeah, I won't explain this again, so read it carefully."

Get a textbook on logic, English speaker.

So you fuck guys, but you're not gay, right?

its only gay when the balls touch each others balls 8<

wait wha

judging by this thread it seems you're here for ESR's entertainment

Actually, I know that everybody but me is Jamerio posting on different accounts just to have someone to argue with.

Nice try!

well, at least two of the three, fox and vo0 are part of this community which makes your statement quite dumb ;P

I lol'd.

i lol'd. fuck yes!

lol troll :D

400 bucks for 1 T-shirt ? WTF ?!

people pay much more to stop being disgusting nerds. I'm glad the quake community recognizes a quality product.

i lol'd

i lol'd.. i'd still pick three wolves howling at the moon over this though

love them wolf t-shirts..

delete this pls

[-]

fuck off

this is the kind of stuff that makes esreality thrive

wtf?! :D

the only place where news like this would go major :D

Says a lot, doesn't it?

Whats the problem? As a professional journalistic institution we thoroughly vetted all the sources and documentation provided by the major Challenge Promode Arena correspondent, Vorpal. If you have any specific concerns about this news item, please voice them in a constructive manner.

Constructive criticism about an abusive article?

ABOMINATION !

the problem it's your flag

rage detected

i think i should be sponsored by vorpal, i'll make them cool as fuck!

400 bucks ?

We are supportive of autistic children and are glad to keep this news majored!

I lied!

King of the Undead, Vorpal T-Shirt plz :D

you fucking turbo

i wouldnt go bashing other peoples appearances with a face like that.. just sayin'

Pathetic major.

This garbage needs to be minor'd.

Another individual deeply butthurt by mr. vorpal. Thank you for drive-thru.

dude this isn't even funny in the least, it's utter shit.

Not butthurt, this just is sad and unfunny.

I may disagree with you on a lot of things, but I admire your decency as a human being.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA OH MY GOD :DDD

wahahahha

this is one of the funniest fucking comments i have ever read on ESR

i can't even start to write the ammout of "LOL :DDD" that is needed for this message to truly express my feelings

LOL : DDD

lmfao, advent plussed your post. Fags.

404?!

fixed

this fucking site is like a test how an anarchistic world would be

Wow, that's actually a really good description. I'm surprised.

It's either anarchistic or it's "you guys are all the same". Make up your fucking mind, dumbass.

BOOM!
the SG blast was so powerfull my ceiling cracked

pretty awesome don't you think?

the sad part is it changes your online social skills and before you know it you start acting like a retard on other forums as well :D

A real anarchistic community would have more consequences, Jamerio would have ended up with a spike bat to the head and Gillz would have had a crossbow bolt in his adams apple. Mad max style.

Hm. Not a bad thought :D

unrestricted creativity? i'm not really sure what you mean.

the first looks funny, the rest look like your just hating on them....


basically its not that funny if you think about the creativity level, obviously its been done before ;[

and if this was majored just because of lulz than who cares, but its a really lame attempt so not worth the major

i bought this cypher mouse, fata headset and soundcard, progamer keyboard from razor, now i have no money left this month to spend on the tshirt :(

save me one!

Now we need the "progamer" VORPAL on LAN with these 3 guys to see which one will look the most 'disgusting' in the end :))

haha indeed. That would make for some entertaining results.

the correct spelling is this:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Liam

Funny, I remember genesis posting something similar years ago about griffin and icelore and ermac, and it got hardly any attention. But Vorpal goes and knocks on a stand-up guy like Vo0 and his girlfriend who's actually really nice, as well as a guy who doesn't antagonize anybody afaik, and he gets plussed by every other person who sees this shit.

I mean, shit, I'm not surprised that JP gives me shit and everybody looks up to him for it, but what have you guys got against fox and Vo0? Pathetic and spiteful hypocrites, all of you.

learn to take a joke mate

I would, but it isn't funny.

yes it is.

maybe i should have plastered it in 4chan memes to appeal to the sub 85 iq demographic of esreality

Except 4chan memes alone aren't funny, either.

jesus you are stupid

leave jesus alone

aren't you jewish anyway? You sure look it.

It would be a joke if any of what Vorpal posted was funny, but it's not.

y so serious?

let's analize a bit here... the only two people not finding this funny have two things in common.(hint hint)

ok you're too dense to understand hints, what I mean is YOU AND ADVENT ARE FUCKING STUPID AND CANADIAN

Yeah, I get it.

You can't say that we're the only ones who don't find this funny. There's plenty of people who read this and didn't even bother commenting because it would be a huge waste of time.

And, who would want to argue with ESR'ers anyways?

Also, I get the humor. I understand it, I just don't find it funny, because it's not. There's nothing funny about some moronic cpm'er making fun of players that he chooses to make fun of. I can find the humor in this, it's just fucking terrible.

"And, who would want to argue with ESR'ers anyways?"

apparently you, idiot.

No, I occasionally argue here because I seek that ONE person that isn't a moron and that can actually have a civilized arguments with proper exchanges of accurate information and humble opinions.

So far, no luck =(

don't bother with looking into a mirror

lmfao :D

Can't you see it's a joke from the most overrated troll on ESR?

dude, somehow you got lumped in with Vo0 and fucking fox.
Just take it as a compliment and ignore the rest.

Innit, I don't think everyone is +ing this for the fox insults to be honest.

(maybe voo)

oh shit!
"Error: You have already judged this post"

expect everyone knew genesis was a joke in the first place...

You just take yourself far to seriously I'm afraid. It must be terrible being you. I bet you think Roland Emmerich movies are good.

hahaah

wow

his wasn't that amusing, buf the two faggots that are gillz and advent make it all the more so.

..and the replies by Demiurge were epic win so far :D

all we need is to stir this towards russia vs the world, rapha's bible, spanish cheaters and fictional gaming industry careers..
we'll reach absolute boiling point when ESR Level 2 will unlock

Vedic go, go, go!!

way2ez would be is element.

:<

I don't participate anymore. Decided to just put people on my ignore list, and write some SC news.

Thank you.

What is so "epic win" about it? So taking generalizations too literally and oversimplifying everything is epic win?

This guy tries so hard to be smart that it makes me cringe.

what is this, kindergarten?

add one for gillz vorpal

Yes, needs more gillz.

Yep, take out fox and add Gillz because 3 is a good number.

ATTN INTERNAUTS:

A solemn counterattack is not effective against trolling-humor

I hope you accept visa

I mean I think Vorpal is a straight up downie and all but you gotta admit; this is funny.

probably the funniest thing on esr since whatever liam's last comment was

don't be so modest liam

Man I wish I was Liam, that guy is fucking hilarious and he is actually modest.

Forgot to log out.

michael hall.... dexter right? :)

So so trolling, trying a bit too hard. 6/10

Comments are awesome though, saving grace of this thread!

it's not trolling retard

Too predictable, not a good trolling attempt this time. 1/10

so first you try to call vo0 a newbie and that he sucks. he annihilates you with 40-0, so you instead go after his appearance and girlfriend. pathetic

i dont see how vo0 getting a fluke win and refusing duels afterward has anything to do with me opening up my clothing line

"Fluke Win"

Okay, now this is funny =D

and you dont know the reason why he is refusing duels...i guess he is scared..UUhuHUhuUhU
























































of ur attitude

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1716118

haha i lol'ed :p

Vo0 lives in the states now.... "Challenge" pro mode match? Do it.

Advent's intelligence is rivaled only by his handsomeness.

Neither Fox nor VOo are ugly. Advent’s attractiveness is at about the same level as yours. VOo’s gf is cute. If u think she is average, u r either gay or since u live in NY u like them fat.

that's some in depth analysis

i've seen in depther..

Needs more moving testimonials from E-sports figures

I would not fuck with Vorpal people

he got a mean left hook and will knock you the fuck you out :(

Insulting and not funny

http://www.immigration.ca/

I'd actually have considered buying one if it was reasonably priced.

i dont see how it's unreasonable at all. you get what you pay for man

canada sad

I wish you suffered eye cancer.

BEST PLAYER EVER.

right after i ordered this shirt, i got laid for the first time

Can I get Vorpal underwear? Or for that matter, Vorpal's underwear?

this thread delivered.

lol at vo0

its painful how sexy i look in this
5/5

Still waiting for my delivery. I fear Aaron may have sorted the post wrong.

not sorted parcels in a while.

:(

hall of fame worthy tbh

.

It appears that after buying a team vorpal shirt, the user known as advent™ became so successful that they even made a movie about him.

http://i29.tinypic.com/118k80j.jpg

I proclaim love for this thread. bump$$

Vo0:
"I've found a wonderfully average looking girl who was willing to settle for less & accept my unattractive appearance / personality. Thank you TEAM VORPAL apparel!!"

boom roasted.

Kinda sad when you think about the hours of time you put into this:(

Get a Life Vorpal!

i took me less than an hour to write (maybe a little more if you count demiurge making me rewrite it in all proper casing)

This article is the shit.