Lately people have been wondering what professional gamer VORPAL has been up to. Seeing as he was not able to attend Dreamhack or QuakeCon, some have been beginning to wonder if he has retired from E-sports. However, we at TEAM VORPAL have decided to unveil what Michael 'VORPAL' Hall has been working on for the last few months.
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VORPAL's brief hiatus from E-sports was the result of a project in regards to gamer fashion. VORPAL describes his project as "an attempt to make socially inept nerds with disproportionate facial features appear somewhat less disgusting to the general public."
Moving testimonials from E-sports figures such as:
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To make it simple: these shirts are AMAZING. Before purchasing "THE BEST TEAM VORPAL POWER OWNAGE SHIRT", I would try my hardest to avoid going into the public because of being hideous and overweight. However, with my new wardrobe exclusively of TEAM VORPAL clothing, I have now gained the confidence to leave my basement occasionally. I haven't had my first sexual experience yet, but my hopes certainly have been raised since purchasing VORPAL clothing.
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You may know me as "that guy who always places like 5-10'th place in tournaments" or "that guy who has a disgustingly cave-mannish facial structure."
Since I've started wearing TEAM VORPAL apparel, I no longer get that "Ewww, what the fuck is wrong with that guy?" look from strangers in public. I would like to thank Michael 'VORPAL' Hall and all he has done for the Esports community.
To be honest, I'm fat, balding, and incredibly dense. My odds of finding a significant other were looking pretty slim until I started wearing TEAM VORPAL apparel. I've found a wonderfully average looking girl who was willing to settle for less & accept my unattractive appearance / personality. Thank you TEAM VORPAL apparel!!
In the coming weeks we will be adding more products that our sponsors approve of. TEAM VORPAL would like to thank all of its fans for their support in building such an amazing company.