here we go again, clumping up people. rapha is very religious, therefore, every american is. dkt got beard, therefore, every american got a beard. i've seen fat americans at lans, so every american is fat

so conclusion, every american is fat, religious and got a beard. all heil usa.

you're an idiot

dkt got a beard*

I got a bard \o/

oh wait, I don't :(

you forgot racist like clamp-ok

i am thin, atheist, and clean shaven!

Burn the witch!

D:!

Obvious troll is obvious. Choke on a cock.

I've been to europe. Nothing to write home about but I did enjoy banging their women tho.

You missed out, man. Europe's fucking awesome.

zoinks is right, on the whole europe > us
although the us definitely has some cool shit

Embarassing

look at me,look at me. I had sex \o/
No seriously guys, I had sex.
And I am writing about it on the internet!

I also had sex!!!



Did you tell your mom, yet?

Sounds familiar

:D
he might just be the American d3c4y :P


You been to the US and bumming their birds, yet?
nwm, I'll just check the journal section.

Ive been to Las Vegas, but i didnt get laid :(

but u go to cyprus and fuck ginger cows

sucks to be you

idd :\

you went to vegas and didn't get laid...wtf is wrong with you

their girls are walking whales with fake tits! :(

not really

What, their tits are real ?

not all, of course. But more than are fake.

You guys are making me really angry!!

Do something man

donuts won't like him when he's angry

[-]

Europe seems kind of boring

rofl.
Good God man, are you this bored? :P

:o

well i can tell u sweden is kind of boring, and all we do is play games...

dun really know bout countries like...romania >.<

Hah, that is so true. =P We have a great society sure (in my opinion), but Sweden is SUCH a boring country. The best thing about it is summer and always being close to "nature" (forests and shit).
Don't come here unless it's for nature, (some) good looking women, good health care and awsome gaming.

I heard Sweden is full of big breasted, blonde, nudist women riding on moose. Can you verify?

We tried to get one as an au-pair for our appartment, but none responded to our gracious offer :(

it is true, but only during the summer. thats why we play games the rest of the year.

hahaha :D

Don't come here unless it's for nature, (some) good looking women, good health care and awsome gaming.

lol... what else is there of value in life?

Cheap alcohol and CHEAP good looking women. =/

then i should be set for life in Prague!

the swedish countryside maybe you're trying to say? :D

must resist .... must resist ...

STFU fat hamburger !

D'oh !

fail :D

ye fuck them euros

logged in to say that your title should lose the '


Or is there really something called an Alway and Europeans have one?

SO WHY ARE AMERICANS SO BITTER THAT THEY DON'T HAVE AN ALWAY?

IS THAT WHY YOU ARE FAT, RETARDED AND BOMB OTHER PEOPLE????

maybe it can stay.

euros is the money

the ' is commonly used as a substitute for other letters, as in:

aren't (o), doesn't (o), it's (i)

in this case its euro's (as in europeans), the ' stands for "pean"

:D

We used to complain about America when it was the greatest nation on Earth. Now it's all about China. You're yesterday's news.

euro's'd

I'm much more likely to make a USA sucks thread than a Europe sucks thread, and i'm not even european. Objectively, USA sucks. It's not even the greatest country, it's 50 shitty countries making a group effort at failing.

California is pretty cool.

Not so much with all the fires I reckon. =/

Oh don't be silly, fires are wussy. Honestly all you first worlders should grow some balls.

"Pretty cool", "fires"? Aw... fuck it.

Oh... ha ha, pun.

Still, grow some balls.

Fires, earthquakes, mudslides, etc.
That's mostly Southern California, though. We put up with it for the kickass weather. :D :D :D
And Northern California has some of the best weed in the world...or so I've heard. :x

as a northern californian i can confirm that :)

i can't blame them for being jealous...our awesomeness permeates through all cultures and captivates their little minds...

yes, it's pretty much like the odor of rotting cadavers leaks though every vent and stick to everything.

YEH I PREFER THE SCENT OF FRESH CADAVERS!!!

fuck her while shes still hot.

I R h8

*gr*

enjoy your hyperinflation dumb hamburger

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/grand-debt-i...ional-debt

yeah, that's definitely something stunt's gonna understand, good move.

eu>us

.

actually no.

Melanie Oudin > RU all day. owned the whole country by herself.

Eu vs Na debate is so yesterday.

I heard that macedonia vs serbia or something is all the rage these days.

If you where here I would spit on you!

stand in line ffs


also, SERBIA?

fucking hell

all for the rage!

damn you fucking conspirators

damn you fucking Albanians!

right back at you austrian scum!

Austria has good mountains for skying and Vienna and Slazburg are beautiful towns. The food is very good, even if the beer could be improved. People speak a bit funny and a bit reserved towards Germans, but overall they are quite alright.

amidoinitrite? :]

well...albanians....are good at...

they have....

well....


ah forget it

i was in vienna, the old part of it i mean, and it really looks nice, the architecture is amazing. took like 600 photos before i lost my camera on the way back.

but i seriously hate all the horseshit on the streets. it totally kills the atmosphere.

macedonians praise serbian pasulj no rage there mate :D

fuck this whole planet tbh

Werd. Let me know when we colonize Mars.

I'm thinking about moving back to Jupiter, wanna come?

I think I prefer uranus.

i see what you did there.

i did too, but said nothing to avoid being called homophobic =(

Nice attempt at humor, but you obviously have no idea what I'm talking about.

what's got one to do with the other?

your first (and ONLY) language is english yet your grammar and spelling is that of a mildly retarded preschooler. stupid americunt

nice try. try harder.

holy shit you euros sure love to chat about AMERICA HOME O THE BRAVE AND AWSOMELY GREAT.

Nothing else in europe to do but get bombed and taken over by other countries all day. You see America doesn't have that problem. We take care of biznizz. We whoop azz. You know not to fuck wit us. europe is the target of more terrorist attacks every year than AMERICA THE GREAT is, cuz you niggas don't know how to handle your biznizz.

we all know how dumb you are, please stop these failtries :/

i'm not so sure we, humans, are able to comprehend his stupidity in all its greatness

you will never be anywhere close to jonesy.

You lack the three main ingredients.

style, making a point, grammar?

six then.

Was going for the three Is: intelligence, intellectuality and insanity.

Is it bad that sometimes I occasionally agree with what he says?

every dumb person is bound to say something correct once in a while. It's a matter of probability.

Only a genius could always be wrong ;)

and even a broken clock is correct two times a day!

=(

Why do you generalize the word euros? Its not like europe is a country or individual states.
Its the same thing if i talked about America and included from Chile to Alaska.

Im too worried to think about my own country to talk about others xD

It's the same talk by all Euro's towards americans:

"Americans are so stupid".. but they have some of the best universities in the world.

"Americans are fat".. but they have some of the best athletes around.

"The American Economy is doomed".. but they still have the highest GDP (by far).

I think Euro's just like to talk.
Interesting people.

very interesting points. I will conclude with a little shit talk and say, NO FUCK YOU.

yeah, and if the current financial crisis has taught us anything it's that GDP is a great measurement for true wealth and financial stability ^^

nawt

why am I not surprised an Icelander is posting this :D

well that doesn't really apply to Iceland though, it has more to do with USA than any other country. europe looked at USA's gdp and thought hey, they're doing something right. But we know now they weren't, the world wide economic crisis can be traced directly to the dollar* and despite economic growth lately in the biggest european economic areas, usa's poor economy will continue to drag it down for at least some time. one of the reasons more and more countries and just now the UN are calling for the abolition of the dollar as the main reserve currency in the world.

About GDP, Nobel prize economist Joseph Stiglitz, at the request of Sarkozy, is amongst others working on an interesting idea to replace what he refers to as GDP fetish, or find better economic measurements than GDP. In some categories USA ranks as a third world country, using GDP as a measurement for true wealth, living conditions or most of all economic stability is ridicilous.

*and when I say world-wide economic crisis I don't mean iceland's problem, even though it was the definite trigger it wasn't the cause.

yeah, I know but it's always fun to poke a little :)

And Iceland's financial situation was quite "special".

Quite. ^^

Part of the strength of the American economy comes from it's incredible resilience, driven in part by investment but mostly from consumer spending.
So basically, we'll bounce back from a recession quicker than most other countries, simply b/c the average person spends like a drunken sailor and investors on Wall Street think that's a good sign (up to a point).
Or something.

*but they still have the highest budget deficit and government debt (by far).

been living in the US for three years now. i have realized that to me it doesn't matter where i live, i'll always find something to bitch about and that i have a negative opinion about humanity, the world and how it works in general :>

i take the good with the bad, try to improve and help where i can to make the best of it.

too serious a post for this thread

Serious frag is serious. :D
Ends with a bit of optimism, tho.

Too bad you're all too fat to buy a proper car.

America vs Sweden


Education America < Sweden. It's free.

Healthcare: America < Sweden, it's free.

Piracy: America < Sweden, it's free (no jail this time Sam.)

Murders/year America(4000) < Sweden (10), It's free.

Imigrants: America < Sweden(Only the community of Södertälje welcomes more imigrants than the whole US. It's free.

Amount of progamers: America < Sweden, It's free.

Mosquitos/Inch: America < Sweden(10^27/Inch) It's free.

Distance to Amsterdam: America < Sweden 100 miles/1800km. ITS FKING FREE.

Military service:America < Sweden, It's free.

Unemployed: America < Sweden, It's free. Welfare </3.

The hills season launch date: America > Sweden It's free. ='/.

Size: America > Sweden, but it isn't free.

Whores: America < Sweden, it's free.

Stay tuned

My cock > your cock , its free.

lol fag

Quake 3 CHAMPIONS AMERICA > SWE

anyways America is America therefore > SWE

stunt.us: America < Sweden

Cuba > USA

.

Who's "bored" here?

jionk.

euros are pretty gross

Watch Idiocracy, wait 50 years (shit, maybe less), and you will see that Mike Judge is omniscient. Our population is seriously dumb and getting dumber. Sure, we've got some outstanding folks in the top 1%, 5%, and 10%, but the remaning 90-99% of the population is a bunch of dumbshits. Even the power of the internet can't save us - it's making us worse. Just look at our political situation as the internet's usage has increased.

You know there's a porblem [sic] when Twitter feeds make appearances on various news programs. TWITTER.

i'm getting quite annoyed by the constant reference to idiocracy, these days. it's become cliché. watching idiocracy is not the proper way to investigate the institutions of our global society, imo. i'm not trying to say that you're suggesting this, but i'm just kind of fed up with seeing the word, "idiocracy."

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.


sorry

what's retarded?

Haven't you seen the movie?

yes.

Actually, I don't think the population is any dumber than it has been the last 10 000 years. At least.

I hope you don't think your genetic linage comes from the nobility of the world, because there are probably a few murderers and whores in there somewhere.

Euros love American culture thats for sure.

Really,how is that true? Because if you ask me you know nothing about history , Europe or America.

.Stop the Eu vs US discussion please ;( ! ,its just so fucking retarded

There are plenty of examples just on this site.

Troll!

:P

Lep Pozdrav :)

o look another in mother russia thread

Is this guy trolling or serious? I can't tell...

you're creative

ye, the old buildings are a dead giveaway of boredom

there is countless threads

I lol'd and stopped reading

America runs this bitch

you listen to our music....rest in peace 2-Pac

there might be 3 people in all of america that listen to ramstein
(dun even give a f&%Ck if i spelled it right. i'm american, we dun need spellins we gots spell check)

russians might play chess n be smarter, but our bombz (z cuz its hardcore!) Could snipe out a single baby crib in one of yer orfan annie homes where no they shake themselves to sleep.

sweden is cool though. they have one of the highest suicide rates... so they won't last long.

our poop smells like mcdonalds.

da beatles u2, da stones, cmon!

they all ripped off black americans from memphis...
and their poop smeels like KFC

EU poo smells like roses though

also, that's english music. they're not euro's.... they're not even human. have you seen their teeth:?

being #30 in the world isn't that bad? USA is at #42...

because of u

rockz

Been to america a few times, not somewhere i like to be honest. Mrs likes it there to shop because its cheaper because of our strong currency, was almost double your money last time i went. I remember i told a male waitress i was born in Australia and he couldn't beleive it! so he asked me if i knew Steve Irwin, and i said Yeah he was my best friend. He gave me 25% discount on all my meals and drinks for the week because his kids loved watching him! He wasn't too bright, as most Yanks i met :-) You don't need to travel far to meet the yanks tho, there's thousands of them with their cameras in London :-)~

it's funny you call us yanks, but then southern americans call us northern americans yanks too.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1753392#pid1753392

:<

usa is the richest country in the world, just that. about social aspects even canada are much better than mainly usa, except for NYC and Washington. there are many countries in europe that are "bigger in a certain way" than usa, you can check something interesting on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

so, i`d like to see things by this pointview.. or mostly. there are many ways to "see" if some country are bigger, richest , economically , life aspects(house, good quality etc), etc etc.. these are complex aspects of geography , economics and politics. my goal is to study internacional relacionships at the university of toronto and master in HDI. :)

Or is it ^^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countrie...per_capita

yeah, its included innit

i mean, HDI includes everything, mostly.

6 Iceland 52,549 , awesome that it's a list from 2008 :(

I think a good way to describe the US is that its the richest but that wealth is not spent wisely at all. So its not necessarily the best country in the world. In fact, im not sure anyone could really say what country is the best country.

Regardless, thread is a giant troll and euros fell for it

weak troll attempt.

America waves it's big dick at Europe.

It's super-effective!

Europe raged.

America gained 50 exp. points and a flask of oil.

WHat's so great about it? Were all slaves to the corporations.


Europe got it's shit together and abolished capitalism and seen it for the trite it is.

What Europe are you talking about?