I am publicly proclaiming, here and now, the term 'spineless' will no longer be accepted as a derogatory term. On behalf of my invertebrate clients, I am suing the human population for exactly 11 trillion U.S. dollars. Slander does not begin to describe the insufferable damage caused by this genus slur. The next United States President will be an invertebrate, not a woman, because women head-coaches cannot win Super Bowls.