If it wasn't for the Saints, I would not watch American football. I started watching the Saints because, when I was there, they were the only professional sports team in New Orleans. The Saints are funny to me, because they always lose and usually in ridiculous fashion. But, ever since Katrina, the Saints have been doing ok. This got me thinking... maybe if there is a pro-gaming disaster, pro-gaming will start doing well... Therefore, I have engineered three potential 'disasters':

#1. A lan party is hit by a guerrilla attack. All the top players excluding the people I like will be killed.

#2. A lan party is hit by a man-made, man-controlled tornado, something currently in development at the National Secret Weapons Development Institution.

#3. Angel Munoz dies of old age.

It is difficult to choose between the three. I have ascertained the effects generated by each, and they would all get the job done. The problem is, Angel Munoz cannot die of old age, weapons developed by the National Secret Weapons Development Institution must remain secret (a.k.a. can never be used), and guerrilla's would not succeed against an army of gamers. There must be some kind of realistic disaster capable of producing the changes needed in pro-gaming. What does the community think? We don't have cities to destroy like other sports.

While you all contemplate how to make gaming seem less nerdy/more cool to the superficial crowd of common-people, i'm gonna go to Australia. I've learned their main cuisine is seafood. This suits me perfectly fine. I look forward to comparing Australian seafood to New Orleans seafood. I'll catch you fools on the other side of the International Date Line. Later.