ffs!

Never give up before it's all played! I would have waited some more before posting that info : ]

I guess baksheesh could help solve that one, but ou'd need the right connections and someone has to have the money for it.
If you don't customs officers are mostly quite strict...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

does this mean I have to go shopping with my girlfriend tomorrow because I dont have an excuse anymore? :(

Cypher?

how dare you compare that raging kid to THE COOLLER???

I wasn't comparing him to anybody, I just gave a reason for him to stay :>

bad reason

Yes:'(

ur mom isnt ur girlfriend

Your mom is my girlfriend

try harder old man with kids who playing video games

I don't understand how you consider that an insult. I [+] you for earlier comment, even though you are a retard.

dont act like passiv now zzzz

I'm not passive. I still think you're a shitty noob with too much say given your lack of skill but you did make me laugh, slightly.

u stil passiv zzz

my daughter is my girlfriend

that would make you sick and us envy you.

what are you, have some kind of incest fobia?
fathers who don't sleep with their daughters are so 1800

wait did you talk to him on irc? what channel?

@ #ninjaquake

this is SHIT

holy s

Someone at IEM should verify...

ESL didnt send "invite documents" , you need this to make visa and leave russia. so if they can send invite now, to make visa need 3-4 WORK days. its thuesday..

I hope this is a joke...

RAGE!

Does this actually surprise anyone? Doesn't he always have visa problems?

HE WILL WIN IT ANYWAY!!

ARGH

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When I read your "nnnoooo" it sounded like Darth Vader in the new movies.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1768823#pid1768823

Yes, like that, but with sound :P

Its was a long way to go for 8th-12th anyway.

he can lose to spammah, its still COOLLER! its still fun to watch him!

retarded person u is

he beat cypher on asus...this year..ok..1 out of 3..
but still..i doubt ihe put in more effort than 2 days praccy

u fail at comments..you fail at gaming..you rock at beeing a nerd programming every blinging device that makes our world shiny japanesish

hf in life

Thanks for the EMO reply, but whichever way you cut it, there is a number 8 in the finishings of cooller, so I was pretty much on the money, because while you can argue 5-8th I can quite easily say 8th :)

Whichever way you cut it, there is the number 8 in his placement.

I will have fun with being on the money with my predictions and I'll have even more fun when idiots like you demonstrate the English skills of a 6 yr old child.

The standard way of dealing with tied positions is as follows.

1. Rapha
2. Cypher
3. Noctis
4. Fox
5. Cooller
5. Stermy
5. DaHang
5. Madix
9. Whoever

Still it is a long way to go for a Quarter Final finish and $200. I guess they all had sponsors paying for travel though so I guess it's not too bad, but still pretty pathetic overall.

Well its a dumb system because several people can't share the same position.

I'm pretty sure if you examined the scores and extended the positons on frags lost etc cooller would be a lot closer to 8 than 5th.

Also I know you're a fanboy of his and the Russian flag does not help either. The bottom line is I said 8th-12th.
5-8th makes no difference as it still represents one of my predicted integers and as there is no way of defining that on this system I'll leave it like that.

But we all know Spart1e had a bad showing at this event which could have changed things yet again.

Cooller lost every one of the new maps in Quakelive, apart from when he played Spart1e who was clearly mis-firing.

If one person can have a bad tourney then another one can have a good one.

id should have brought complete new maps to this game, they killed the tourney potential of this game by discouraging new players to bother.

Where is the incentive to play a 10 year old map like dm6/ztn/dm13 against old school players?

And when you combine it with shit prize money that only allows established/sponsored players to enter (200 dollars would barely cover a nights accomodation-its afucking insult), you can't help but thinking it deserves to fail.

I couldn't care less about your predictions.

you sure feel the need for a long explanation and justification.

Sucks, to be wrong that much, doesn't it?

also:

It should be "it's" not "its" in the beginning of your comment.

You really, really should stop criticizing other people's spelling and grammar, cause yours sucks just as much. Which is pretty embarassing considering you are a native speaker.

I had a feeling you would make some desperate attempt to correct my grammar at 4am in the morning in an attempt to recover some of your battered ego.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1771760#pid1771760

Whichever way you look at it, spelling its or it's is not even in the same league as spelling to/too as TWO.

At best one is related to very average grammar, yours was down to sheer stupidity and a 6 yr olds grasp of English, which really does make me question those two phd's you keep spamming.

I don't care what you say about me. I'm just so grateful I'm not German I kinda' feel immune to whatever you say.

I've never gave a fuck about spelling errors, except for the odd remark about "you're mom", etc.

I only did it, because you felt the need to first correct my post then write this statement "idiots like you demonstrate the English skills of a 6 yr old child." Read: Act like a smart ass.

And then you make a mistake just two words into a post.

You are such a failure, it's hilarious.

The irony is that you making a mistake, actually does make my original post more representative because it contained a mistake. But who am I kidding, irony is certainly lost on you...


For the record, to/two/too and it's/its are both spelling mistakes based on homophone words (look that up before you reply, please). Therefore, it is very comparable.
In fact, the probability for a grammar mistake, as in systematically not knowing which word(s) is/are correct, is much higher in your case. Consequently, the probability that mine was a spelling mistake is higher than with your mistake.

Do you even know anything about classifications and causes of mistakes, or are you just making shit up again?

What part of his IP says UK?? Stop being a conceited twat!

fuck this shit, rageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :>

along with cooller flew away 80% of my anticipation for this event ;(

some people could have post demos with cooller doing his practice games, at least, but yeah I know, everybody's scared to post practice demos because the hype

/me snuggles british passport 8)

The cameras are watching you.

every fucking corner

lol,london really is creepy,its like a bad "dystopian" / orwelian movie :D

If this is true it's a big FAIL!

I mean this can't possibly happen.. haha :D

it's cooller, what did you expect? Seriously.

you gotta be fucking shitting all over me

GAYEST SHIT ever. FUCK

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fake, there is almost no fault in this english language...
I F***** CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

well, at least smoke is going!

Its quite Ironic that on the same day Gert Wilders has been allowed into the UK and is raging devout Muslims :)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20091016/video/vuk...bfa63.html

I also find it hilarious the guy is perceived as right wing, when some of the people in the crowd were quoted as saying ""Shariah is the solution, freedom go to hell".

I hope they give this man a bunkbed next to the queen and he stays here. The guy is smart, accurate, and very gutsy.

I would gladly make him an MP in the Uk instead of the useless sacks of shit we currently use.

"The guy is smart, accurate, and very gutsy."

Yeah, I suppose from your point of view he is smart.
To everyone else he is just another rightwing idiot.

Everything he says is true. You just don't see it yet.

nope, more like everything I just said is true, you just don't see it and most likely never will.


If things ever do get nasty between different religions it will be because of right wing nut cases like Wilders and you on both sides. If you ever managed to look at it objectively the things the Wilders says are very similar to things Muslim "hate preachers" say. Same with the bullshit that comes from you.
All of you should be stuck in a room together and the key thrown away, so us normal people on both sides can get on with living peacefully side by side.


/e
cases =>wing

Yeah the islamization of Europe is certainly not a problem at all.

No it isn't.

oh, it is.

nah

It is.

A problem is an issue or obstacle which makes it difficult to achieve a desired goal, objective or purpose. It refers to a situation, condition, or issue that is yet unresolved. In a broad sense, a problem exists when an individual becomes aware of a significant difference between what actually is and what is desired.

I think you both mean the same.

Islam as such really isn't the problem.
But they simple have there share of idiots as well, and then religious difference are a problem. Albeit not one people like Wilder have ever delievered a solution to. And people like him have tried for hundreds of years.

while I don't support right wing extremists, those muslim idiots chanting slogans on the street didn't look exactly peaceful. I for one wouldn't tolerate them. shariah law? on my street? piss off

neither do i, but i still see a huge gap between how we wished to live among each other and how we actually do.

the problem is, you can't remove religion easily. if you ban these extremists, they'll just go underground. if you deport them, who's gonna wash your toilets? dilemmas dilemmas..

You think a few million muslims are a threat to a population of 400 million+?

And really, as someone who grew up around many different cultures and creeds, it's not really an issue what someone believes in, just need to get along.

EDIT: You may actually mean that it is a problem but the solution isn't getting rid of them all.

Where did i say the are a threat and that we should get rid of them?

Well the guy I was commenting to seemed to think it was, so when you answered I was answering to that.

l2reply. :)

also he just stated, that he think's it is a problem?! and it's probably kdawg, so i wouldn't mind.

People who point out that something is a problem using have a problem about it.

dun geddit.

also i don't want to start a huge debate about it. mostly because my english is not good enough to get my points across really.

but right now, it's far from "just getting along and be alright".

No not at all, I completely agree. (I assume we're both sarcastic..)

It will just kill us all if we don't stop it. Ban all religion, it's the stuff of crazy people. At least everyone who is openly religious.. All it's ever been is trouble, and I mean ALL religion, not just islam, though these days it's maybe the most violent one.

Pat Condell for president!

Ok, and let's start with our own community.

Are you going to talk to Rapha or should I?

I would say the opposite. Respect every religion. Respect diversity. Dont blame false flag attacks on the people you want to kill for $$$ and oil. On top of that Khoran doesnt allow usury, which is how the financial system got to be so rich, leeching the work of others. So in a nutshell theyre the perfect target today, but you dont know tomorrow which will be the next. This madness, wars, fear and hate has to stop. We live in a wonderful planet and we have a huge galaxy to explore, but insted we spend zillion bucks fighting each other like primates. Its fucking sad.

agreed. religion is poison.

Give him time and it will be obvious the issues that gert are bringing up are perfectly valid.

It's Geert.

VoO is right.

I C wat u did thar!

tbh theres a huge difference between being smart and being right.
Theres no real question that Geert Wilders is smart..... but then again so was Hitler.

I wouldn't say Hitler was smart. Many of the political and military choices he made were simply stupid. He was however very charismatic.
And as such I am 100% convinced if jamerio had lived in Germany in the 1920s and 30s he would have supported the NSDAP from the start. It's not like the messages were that much different from todays rightist crap.

Hitler didn't seem to actually do any of the decision making and when he did it usually resulted in failure.

"any" might be to much, but yeah he seems to have delegated a lot.

I read somewhere that Hitler opted for a two way attack on USSR, being Moscow and Stalingrad at the same time. Had they just went for Moscow with full force instead, you'd be speaking german with becksie here.

I'd be speaking English!

Or probably not even born...

that's what YOU think! :)

Well I expect my grandparents would have died and not made my parents :P

who knows. maybe they would've survived and lived happily in a new Reich?

British were pretty determined to fight against ridiculous odds when the French got taken over and they were being bombed to kingdom come.

Only reason why Britain wasn't taken over was because Hitler had respect for the British Empire...

yeah it's either that or the fact that he had the vast majority of his troops tied up on the eastern front. also, the british navy was still too strong to commence full invasion at that time. with Russia in his hands tho, Britain would be ez.

He could have wiped Britain out before he attacked Russia. He stated many times how much he respected Britain and wanted an Alliance, even when they were bombing the shit out of Britain!

But yeah, ultimately the moment he attacked Russia he was screwed.

apparently the problem wasn't german military force, it was getting them across the channel that was.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unternehmen_Seel%C3%B6we

british were also pretty ahead in air defense at some point because they made massive progress on radar technology, so its not like they were desperate because of bombing attacks

While I don't really know much of his opinions on some things, some of the stuff he said when he got sent home from the UK last year or whatever seemed pretty fair.

it's geert, not gert
and he hasn't shown a thing but rage and accusations in Dutch politics, dount it'll change cause he gets to spend a few days in the UK

I find it stupid that anyone would use terms right-wing or left-wing to describe anything in today's world

yea no shit. here we have a supposed right wing nut who whines about homosexuals losing their rights. what has the world come to..

manche dinge sind so falsch, dass nicht einmal ihr gegenteil richtig ist. (karl kraus)

i can't be bothered to translate or find an existing translation. still true though. the fact that some people are full of shit does not automatically make any critic reasonable or true.

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Dont mess with Anakin, troll wanabee.

coollers response...

tl;dr
nap

WHAT THE FUCK?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


*DICK GOES LIMP*

This sucks.

Who cares? He sucks anyway. Rapha the AMERICAN is 10 times better.

shut your filthy mouth.

i mean seriously isnt his team/sponsers supposed to handle this shit in advance?

this event has been known for a awhile now... its not like it is last second invite.

I think it is an excuse for not showing up and getting raped :/

True. He knows Rapha is DA MAN

obvious troll is more boring than bubble

Rapha will fucking own him and you know it. No trolling here buddy.

oh he will play well, I know that.

I don't think Cooller plays 5 hours/day to do shitty.

What makes this really heinous is that it sounds like the organizers are the ones who dropped the ball, and not Cooller/mouz.

http://twitter.com/mousesports fixed now, you really think the king will back down?

come at the king you best not miss baby, gl 2 rapha

That's like saying a team is supposed to handle getting a player a passport. It's personal information, a team can't get it for them. The best a team could do is just keep reminding the player about the visa.

er, production staff, agents and so on constantly acquire travel documentation and permits for all sorts of professionals

it is actually highly recommended to hire a professional to aquire the more difficult visas.
As in more difficult than EU to America, etc.

Every time England national team leaves EU they all have to go down to the embassy to get visas :(

personally?

Yeah

lol, noobs.

just an excuse for the evade

as if its not already enough hype he goes and rises a pressure even more. cooller truly is a master in manipulation of masses.

clearly.

http://twitter.com/mousesports

:)

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fail

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well trolled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IojZCT9yXE&am...rofilepage

guard - edit your post to " COOLLER @ DUBAI YES :)))))) "

www.tek-9.org/news/Cooller_in_late_visa_scare...-2066.html

might not be resolved yet :(

Update: An ESL source has told TEK9 that "as far as [they] know, he will be there".
taken from TEK9 site

(19:03:23)  (@ ix-ir ) visa issues fixed - Cooller will travel to Dubai tomorrow.
(19:03:27)  (@ ix-ir ) that's good news
(19:04:33)  (@ Infamous` ) :)

fucking hell. scared me shitless

It's STILL NOT SURE!!!

I won't be able to sleep if I don't know before I go to bed.. my god!

(19:03:23) (@ ix-ir ) visa issues fixed - Cooller will travel to Dubai tomorrow.
(19:03:27) (@ ix-ir ) that's good news
(19:04:33) (@ Infamous` ) :)

how is it not sure?

bad shape for cooller > no money for cooller > no taxes for russia> no visa for cooller > angry cooller > even worse shape for cooller.

damn, every time i try real hard to spell his name right

How hard is it to get visas in Russia? I've never understood why it is so hard for Russians/some Europeans. In Australia I've never heard of it taking more than 2 weeks to get visas for most countries.

lots of scumbags in this part of the world.. plus no one likes russians because of their government and past history so they have an extra hoop to jump through

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

COOLLER IN DUBAI? MY GOD YES HE WILL RAPE THE DICKFUCKING SHIT OUT OF THAT SHIT

as i heard he will come tommorow morning @ 5 am

impossible

Funny it went from Cooller to Hitler

Maybe we should define his style as Blitzkrieg !?