Do any of you know why Democrats are the biggest losers imaginable? What makes them such losers? The answer is - because they rely on others. Do you know why Republicans are also losers? It is because they rely on themselves. Now sure, self-reliance works better than reliance on others, but either path will end in failure. Only a fool would rely on something unreliable. Even when humans are at their best - their most honest - they are still imperfect and therefore unreliable. When humans are at their worst, like George Bush and his polluting of hearts, minds and environments, humans are far worse than unreliably imperfect.

There is only one thing you can rely on, and that thing is nature. If you want to win, Democrats, stop relying on people and start relying on nature. You see, I can say these things publicly, and if you do them, you will win. How do I know? Not because I rely on you, it is because Republicans know nothing about nature. Only 9% of scientists are Republican, and most of those one's are only half-assed scientists. The time and trouble it will take Republicans to learn enough about nature to begin relying on it gives you, and your 91% of scientists, more than enough time to learn everything you need to know about relying on nature.

Did you guys see the Saints game the other day? They were tighter than a virgin on a cold winter night.