sif it would actually happen. =P

Im still waiting, ive been training hard for this match in eve-online(mmo)

Online mining is hard work.

I'm not raged anymore and I'm looking at EVO VI's.

I get my Drivers License back in 6.25 hours.

If you can find a way to piss me off again and challenge me when I'm raged no problem.

At the moment all I car about is fast cars and no longer having to endure the mongs on public transport.

damn, where are these fast cars, can't see them on ESR!

+movedown

so you car alot then ?

So.. how did you lose your license? Driving drunk, are we?

don't think they can take your license for being drunk on public transport.

Speeding and no insurace, I did have insurance on my other car but I was driving down to pick my car up in a second car I had before which had expired.

I took a stupid chance and got done for it. A few weeks earlier I was done for speeding as the M5 meets the M4. My only consolation is I beat the M3.

speeding and no insurance and you have the audacity to constantly moan about the dregs of society?

Dregs of society?

I was paying about £2800 per year for 3rd party fire and theft.
I used an uninsured (renault 5 GT turbo) car for like an hour to pick up my car and got busted.

Its not even in the same league. Oh and LOL at tying in speeding with dregs of society.

You're trying too hard.

How far away was your other car and what were you going to do with the uninsured one?

Also how fucking stupid are you to be speeding in an uninsured car?

Master criminal in the making here folks.

to the jameriomobil!

wtf? i "borrowed" a friends car for like 6 months when i lived in boston that was unregistered and uninsured with an expired temp west virginia plate for a different car. you gotta be pretty dumb to get caught...

funny that

i remember you saying it was your car, way back when in some obscure thread.

unless i'm misreading you (possible)

but then your english is so poor, I don't think I am.

so, what did you burn and what did you steal?

Whats your first car?

ahahah you dumb chav, just like out of the police camera tv series

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's the best story you've told on this site.

i knew it. you bail as usual.

next time we should make a poll on what jamerio's excuse will be.

esreality can't handle that poll. too many options.

I suppose we could aggregate them.

a) Hardware Problems
b) "More important things" to do that don't leave 60 free minutes. ever.
c) Argumentative excuse, e.g. "True fundamental gaming skill can't be measured through online games".
d) Ad hominem: e.g. "Opponent is a time-fragger"
e) Superiority complex: "I earned 8 figure royalties and won 15 baftas, I don't need to proove myself to you.


etc.

Of course it would be necessary to allow voting for multiple options.

haha =D

I drilled too many holes in my mouse :(

i think besides excuse a) hardware there should be an extra option f) broken keyboard

b) "More important things" to do that don't leave 60 free minutes. ever. (except for writing another essay)

shouldn't there also be a

f) my dog watched me take a shit after i had a burger at mcdonalds

and g) in jail after being caught speeding, again.

You clearly forgot his one-size-fits-all solution

f) Forget about thread and go on as if it never happened.

i have specced this specific euro a couple of months ago and can gaurentee a terrible duel

That's probably true given I average less than 2 hours a month when most dorks like you manage that in a day.

well, good thing you have the opportunity to play against someone who hasn't played in a long time.

If only you spent the time fabricating lies playing games you'd actually measure up to what you are in those lies.

Jamerio is very amusing. I hope we can enjoy him posting here for a long time.

Well he won't leave that's for sure. He welshed the hell out of a bet we made to get him to leave. It was highly amusing.

What when I said I would leave if Garpy made top 8 and the one time he did it many of the good players were not even in attendence.

Why would I leave, I'm worth an infinite amount of the everyday gamer.

Still welshing I see.

You're worth shit. You suck at games.

+ bad at making tea for game devs thats why he aint worked since the n64

kinda hard to get a job without a driver's license :P

I'm worth an unlimited amount of you within these demographics :)

What the hell are you worth? You ain't worth jack.

'm worth weigh


that, I would accept.

+ he welshed out of the challenge to put real money on his alleged identity

quite a shame but also completly expected! nice dodge anyways.

seems hes not willing to meet any agreed terms anyway (garpy thing)

didn't he chicken out of some other bet with vedic too? forgot what it was again

It was an agreement on the verification of his background, which he backed out of.

I didn't back out of anything, I just realised you were nuts and had a problem accepting reality.

Still, all those years of playing games and the closest you got to doing something with it was a few quakcon events and a few 1000 posts on a game forum.

Its a hard pill to swallow, but you and other like you are a waste.

Denial is all you have left and I think I should leave you with that at the very least.

Nobody even gives a shit if you worked for Rare mate.

Isn't Rare the company that created Battletoads?
If so, FFFFFUUUUU.

(actually loved that game, but christ was it hard)

Minimisation can sometimes be an effective method of debate ,but in this case, its ultimately flawed given someone has already mentioned the very thing that conflicts with what you say without any provocation from myself :)

Usually you just bring it up anyway so it's no surprise people bring it up.

Its funny how the goal posts always move with you.

Big shame, you tried using minimisation and when I pointed out how flawed your reasoning was in a way you could not possibly disagree with (without looking as obviously biased as I know you are) you then moved the goal posts and started hapring on about the past again, completely avoding the flaws in your original point because you couldn't jsut admit you had a crappy half assed argument to begin with to try and hide what you really wanted to say.

Save it for another day and have another go, maybe one day you'll come up with one solid point and not one that's guilded with your own flaws as a person.

What goal posts?
The comment can barely be considered minimisation by the way, you're really stretching the definition there.

p.s. You do realise that just because he brought up the "bet" or whatever doesn't mean people care that you did/didn't work for Rare, it just means they think you're a liar?

If it did turn out you are telling the truth, it doesn't mean people will suddenly care you beta-tested Goldeneye and did something on Perfect Dark.

You said nobody gave a shit if I worked at rare.

I pointed out that I did not even mention it on this thread so someone clearly did which made what you said look pretty stupid and false. This is a fact. SImple.

And then you moved the goal posts and said..

"Usually you just bring it up anyway so it's no surprise people bring it up. " Ironic given not only had you just brought up the past, but also completey ignored your orignal point regarding nobody caring.

In your own deluded little world I'm sure you're never wrong about anything (to the point where you need to ask me how you moved the goal posts).

But Its amusing to highlight in a factual way how broken and weak your points are.

Quick, better edit those typos!

Basically I didn't move any goal posts, because there was no goal to aim for.

you do realize you're mad, don't you? ;-----)))

baaaah

Still, all those years of playing games and the closest you got to doing something with it was a few quakcon events and a few 1000 posts on a game forum.

yeah poor guy, most people play video games with aspirations for world domination.

Probably less than world domination, but probably more than sweet FA.

what's FA? most people play videogames solely for the purpose of entertainment without prospects of any practical award beyond what you'd get from watching a movie, which is what you were so ridiculously insinuating.

Films do not have a compeitive element to them.

Most people watch films to shut off, most people who play games do so to win or perform well at them.

Bad comparison.

You can't lose watching a film.

(FA=fuck all)

most people who play games do so to win or perform well at them.

I'd say in general people who focus more on the fun aspect of games rather than the competitive aspect exceed those with aspiration to excell 20:1. The two aren't mutually excluded, but "recreational" is the key word for most people, even on ESR, let alone the real world.

You can't lose watching a film.

I take you never watched The English patient.

You can't lose watching a film, then you must not have been going to your local cinema the past few years, because trust me, you can lose :(, especially if you're watching an Emmerich film!

I didn't back out of anything, I just realised you were nuts and had a problem accepting reality.

Except, you did. I gave you every opportunity. You chickened out when I brought money up, since you knew you'd be losing more than just your image on a forum. Also probably because you were too poor to even put the money up as ante. No surprise!

doing something with it

Just because you play games does not mean that you "do something" with them. It's like saying, "YOU SPENT ALL THOSE YEARS DRIVING TO WORK, BUT YOU DIDN'T BECOME A RACECAR DRIVER?"

Anyway, you didn't have the nuts, so sit down.

Oh dear broken anaologies are us.

Driving to work is a necessity and a convenience, I suppose next you'll be saying everyone is a failed dentist because they brush their teeth twice a day. Yes that's how retarded your logic is.

BTW I already had motorsport aspirations as child and was one of the best motocross riders in the UK :)

And you're wrong about the other thing too, but pasting my crap all over the internet would only end up looking worse on me.
I'll wait until someone else documents me and post the link,

Until that day, keep digging that hole.

Yes, it IS a broken analogy. That's the point! Do you see how silly your post is now, or were you simply trying to help me insult you?

Yeah, we know that posting your info would make you look bad, because you don't have a shred of evidence for anything you have said. Not one! Not now, not ever. It was funny that you were fully willing to put your ESR account up for a bet, but couldn't handle chump change.

I remember when he first claimed all the rare stuff, he must have been so disappointed by the reaction of indifference. I'm pretty sure everyone just answered "so what?".

"BTW I already had motorsport aspirations as child and was one of the best motocross riders in the UK :)"

LOL NICE ONE JAMIERO HERO

Whats going on? I seem to of completely missed this..

to of completely

next level d3c4y'ing xD

i went to edit, but i didnt see anything wrong :(

oh wait, "to have"

sigh :<

Edited by six16 8 times... :p

why does everyone hate jamerio?

we're all jealous of his wit and charm

we don't.

you don't hate the village idiot, you just don't take him seriously and make fun of him from time to time.

Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.

beats being a fatty ;)

it's a plot by the GVT

Ssh! If more people tape over their webcams the plot is for nothing