So there was a cat and a rat. The cat was crazy, the rat was lazy. When the cat got caught in a rat-trap, the rat had himself quite a laugh, "Who needs to be mazy, when trap-food is so tasty?", he cackled.

The previous short-story sums up the world of esports.
When cats and rats play with traps
laughter, cackles and snacks
happy, snappy, rappy, and catastrophe
snakes eat cakes
lakes of great
pastries for the mainstreams
and last but not least
monkeys are funky;

The other side of esports hides many dark, disturbing secrets. Male nurses, animals being forced to wear embarrassing clothes, underground streaking competitions...